[OAO] OneAndOnly's Custom Card Thread

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Primitive Technologies - 4G
Enchantment
(Muraganda watermark)
Creatures can only be equipped by one Equipment.
Vehicles can only be crewed by one creature.
Unmodified nonartifact creatures get +3/+3.

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Mahamoti Hymnist -- 4UU
Creature - Vedalken Scholar
Skulk
Simulacrum -- As long as one one or more spells were countered by spells or abilities you control this turn, Mahamoti Hymnist enters the battlefield as a copy of Mahamoti Djinn. (It's a 5/6 blue Djinn creature with flying and no other abilities.)
2UU, T: Counter target spell and draw a card.
2/2

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Elvish Chanter -- 5GGG
Creature - Elf Warrior {U}
Trample
Simulacrum -- As long as you added eight or more G this turn, Elvish Chanter enters the battlefield as a copy of Craterhoof Behemoth.
8/8

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Volcanic Precipice -- 3
Artifact - Fortification {R}
Whenever you discard a land card, fortified land deals 2 damage to any target. Add one mana of any color mana that card could produce.
Fortifiy - 3


Edge of the Wilderwoods -- 4
Artifact - Fortification {R}
Fortified land has all mana abilities of land cards in your graveyard.
Fortify - Discard a land card from your hand.


Built on Catacombs -- 5
Artifact - Fortification {R}
Whenever mana produced by fortified land is spent to cast a creature spell, put a stun counter on target creature.
When fortified land is destroyed, create a 1/1 black Skeleton creature, a 2/2 black Zombie creature with decayed, a 3/3 black Wraith creature with flying, and a 4/4 black Vampire creature with lifelink.
Fortify - Exile a land card in your graveyard

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Fight for the Face - UGR
Sorcery {R}
You may have target creature become a copy of another target creature, then you may it fight that creature.

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Grind Down - XU
Instant {R}
As an additional "cost," mill X cards.
Counter target spell with mana value X. Its controller mills X cards.

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Humor Me -- 1WW
Instant {U}
If target creature would deal damage to a player this turn, that player gains that much life instead. If it would deal damage to a creature, put that many +1/+1 counters on that creature instead. If it would deal damage to a planeswalker, put that many loyalty counters on it instead.

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Jerribob -- 1UU
Creature - Fish {R}
1UU: Put Jerribob and three target cards in your graveyard on the bottom of your library. At the beginning of your next upkeep, search your library for a card that shares a name with a card put into your library this way, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
2/3

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Grateful Tutelage -- 2U
Instant {U}
Draw cards equal to the number of cards another target player has drawn this turn.

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Razorwing Whirligig -- 3
Artifact Creature - Construct
Simple (Only one ability of Razorwing Whirligig can be activated each turn.)
Whenever you activate an ability of Razorwing Whirligig, it gains flying until end of turn.
U: When Razorwing Whirligig deals damage this turn, draw a card.
RR: Razorwing Whirligig deals one damage to any target.
CCC: Razorwing Whirligig's base power and toughness become 5/5 until end of turn.
1/1

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Murderous Myxocylete -- 3GG
Creature - Fungus {U}
When Murderous Myxocylete enters the battlefield, if it was cast, you may search your library and graveyard for up to three cards named Murderous Myxocylete, pkut them into your hand, then shuffle. For each card less than three you search for this way, you may create a 3/1 green Fungus creature token named Murderous Myxocylete.
3/1

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Averi Animist - 3GG
Creature - Elf Druid {R}
Whenever Averi Animist attacks, you may search your library for a basic Forest, and put it onto the battlefield tapped and attacking. It becomes a 5/5 Elemenfal creature until end of combat. If you do, shuffle.
3/3

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Power Up! -- U
Sorcery {A}
Search your library for a card named Mox Emerald, a card named Mox Jet, a card named Mox Pearl, a card named Mox Ruby, a card named Mox Sapphire, and/or a card named Black Lotus. Reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.
For each card revealed this way, skip your next turn.
End the turn.

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Blightwood Stave -- XX
Artifact
Blightwood Stave enters the battlefield with X charge counters on it.
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, remove a charge counter from Blightwood Stave. If you do, put a -1/-1 counter on that creature. If you don't, sacrifice Blightwood Stave.

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Chromeskin Frog -- CU
Artifact Creature - Frog Construct
CU: Tap target non-artifact creature blocking or blocked by Chromeskin Frog and remove it from combat. It becomes an artifact creature.
0/3

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Duck for Cover -- 3WG
Instant - Tactics
(Tactics can only be played during combat before damage is dealt.)
Create seven 1/1 green and white Bird creature tokens with flying blocking the same creature target creature is blocking. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to that creature this turn.

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Blade of Feathers -- W
Instant - Tactics {C}
(Play Tactics only during combat, before damage is dealt.)
Any number of flying counters on target creature become +1/+1 counters. Then, any number of +1/+1 counters on target creature become flying counters.

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Armiscos, Archon of War -- RRRGGG
Legendary Creature - Archon {R}
Double strike, trample
All spells are Tactics. (Spells can only be played during combat, before damage is dealt.)
6/6

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Qurzt, Gearmaker -- UU
Legendary Creature - Artificer {R}
You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast artifact spells.
T: Add CC. Spend this mana only to cast artifact spells.
2/2

This used to be a bit of a joke card, since for the longest time artifacts were colorless and only had generic mana costs. But sommmmebody had to go and ruin things.....

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Holdfast Armor -- 2
Artifact - Equipment {R}
Equipped creature is indestructible.
Equip 3
Equip damaged creature 1

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Who Brought the Big Guns? -- 2R
Sorcery {U}
Each player reveals the top card of their library. Who Brought the Big Guns? deals damage to any target equal to the highest mana value among cards revealed this way.

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Congealed Mass - 2GG
Creature - Ooze {R}
When Congealed Mass enters the battlefield, shuffle your library, then reveal the top card. If it's a creature card, put it onto the battlefield. It becomes a green Ooze with soulbond paired with Congealed Mass,
4/3

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Synclinalia Prophet -- 2W
Creature - Human Cleric {R}
T, Discard a Plains or Exile a Plains card from your graveyard: Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a Plains card. Gain life equal to the number of cards revealed this way, then put them on the bottom of your library in a random order.
2/3

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La Fleche, Battle Strategist -- 1W
Legendary Creature - Human Soldier {R}
First strike
Your Tactics cost 1 less to cast. This can't reduce their cost to less than 1 mana.
Spells your opponents cast during combat cost 1 more to cast.
3/1

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Dialed-In Fireball -- XR
Sorcery {C}
Dialed-In Fireball deals up to X damage to any target.

Keeping up with Magic language. I suppose it could also be "to up to one target" ....

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Directed Beam of Light -- R
Instant {C}
Ward R
Directed Beam of Light deals 2 damage to any target.
"Isn't that just ... a laser?"

Technically, Ward only goes on permanents, but I suspect that it could be errata'd pretty easily. Red used to get more Misdirection effects; now it does more copy effects.