For those tired of telling people to RTFC the board.

[3drinks]

From the annals of @MTGS history, 2011 presents to you - the all textless deck. No longer will you have to slow games down for your opponents to read all the antiquated cards from twenty years ago you precisely searched out to put into your deck!

Yeah ok Fusion Elemental isn't a legendary, yeah i know. But it's the only card in magic that really fits the beef. If i had to pick something serious it would be Progenitus. Deck ported from @Shmo40 off @MTGSally, to live on in the @MTGNexus world.

A word to the wary: This is NOT a cheap deck.

Ultimate RTFC

DecklistCMCManaPricesChartsDraw 7

Commander:

1 Fusion Elemental

Textless Player Rewards:

1 Harrow

1 Rampant Growth

1 Celestial Purge

1 Condemn

1 Disenchant

1 Reciprocate

1 Wrath of God

1 Day of Judgement

1 Oxidize

1 Doom Blade

1 Terror

1 Cruel Edict

1 Unmake

1 Nameless Inversion

1 Damnation

1 Bituminous Blast

1 Blightning

1 Mortify

1 Putrefy

1 Terminate

1 Psionic Blast

1 Corrupt

1 Infest

1 Burst Lightning

1 Fireball

1 Flame Javelin

1 Incinerate

1 Pyroclasm

1 Searing Blaze

1 Volcanic fallout

1 Lightning Helix

1 Mana Tithe

1 Cancel

1 Hinder

1 Mana Leak

1 Negate

1 Remove Soul

1 Ponder

1 Tidings

1 Treasure Hunt

1 Harmonize

1 Sign in Blood

1 Brave the Elements

1 Giant Growth

1 Zombify

Chump Creatures:

1 Blade of the Sixth Pride

1 Blind Phantasm

1 Fomori Nomad

1 Mass of Ghouls

1 Nessian Courser

Legendary Badasses:

1 Sivitri Scarzam

1 Tobias Andrion

1 Lady Orca

1 The Lady of the Mountain

1 Barktooth Warbeard

1 Torsten Von Ursus

1 Jedit Ojanen

1 Jerrard of the Closed Fist

1 Kasimir the Lone Wolf

Land (Zendikar, Unglued, or Unhinged of course):

8 Plains

8 Mountains

8 Swamp

8 Forest

8 Island

Sideboard:

1 Sir Shandlar Of Eberyn

1 Jasmine Boreal

1 Isamaru, Hound of Konda

1 Trained Orgg

1 Vizzerdrix

1 Grizzly Bears

Approximate Total Cost: