DCC - March 28, 2020

[Flatline]

Welcome to the DCC!
If you have any questions or comments, feel free to post in the DCC Discussion Thread.

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How To Play

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How does this card-making game work? It's simple! Whenever your card receives a vote, you receive [1] point for the month. If your card ends up with the most votes for that day, you will receive [2] additional points for the month. In the event of a tie, each person who tied receives [1] additional point. At the end of each month, the person with the most points on the scoreboard wins that month, then the scoreboard is cleared for the next month. You can participate in as many or as few days as you want in any month.

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Rules

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• Each day you may post any card you want. On the next day all of the posted cards will be put into the thread as long as your card didn't get disqualified - see the next point for more details. If you post more than one card in a DCC thread, only the first card you post will be taken.
• When you vote, you need to make exactly two votes for two different people. Vote for the cards that are listed in the first post, not other cards being posted in the thread. If you notice that you've only voted for one person, include your second vote in a post, even if you're not submitting a card.
• If you want to change your vote for any reason, post that change in the day's thread (you can include it with your card if you want). Changed votes in the discussion thread will be ignored.
• Voting for only one person, for three or more people, or for yourself will earn you an asterisk by your name in the monthly leaderboard. So will failing to vote if you've posted a card. (We're not going to do anything about people who don't vote or post cards; that would be kind of silly.) This indicates that you're on probation for the next 21 days. If you're on probation and you make another improper vote, your card will be disqualified. Repeated disqualification is grounds for warnings and/or infractions for not following the game rules, so please don't do it.
• Voting for everything in the poll will be grounds for a lifetime ban from the DCC. Don't do it. It just wastes the thread creators' time.
• If you wish to post a render, please use the hyperlink option when posting your card and make the card name the image link. Renders are usually large enough to clog up the list, so submit a text-formed card and (optionally) a link in the name to the render.
• This thread is just for your card submission. Take your questions/comments to our discussion thread. If it's a question, comment, or complaint about probation, PM void_nothing and/or the month's DCC organizer.
• When posting make sure that:
  • You have included all of the previous day's entries.
  • You update the leaderboard with the previous day's scores.

(An easy way to post the new thread is to hit the multiquote button on every post in the previous day's thread, then click Post Reply. Select everything in this post, copy it, and then paste it into the first post for a new thread. You'll have to clean up a few small things, like quote tags around the opening post and the previous day's cards.)

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Notes of the Day

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The battle rages on.
netn10 probation: 18

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DCC Scoreboard

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Flatline 83 (+3)
scarbo 64 (+3)
slimytrout 60 (+3)
Rithaniel 58 (+1)
void_nothing 47 (+2)
netn10 47 (+2)
Gateways7 38
jamblock 36
folding_music 34 (+3)
RattingRots 25
Zemoo 25 (+1)
Henlock 13
BOVINE 7
marioguy3 5
kwanyeegor-ii 3
FoilSquared 2

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Votes: folding_music, slimytrout

Wrangler's Lariat w
Artifact — Equipment (C)
When Wrangler's Lariat enters the battlefield, tap target creature an opponent controls.
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has vigilance and "t: Tap target creature."
Equip 3

votes: Rithaniel, Zemoo

Honorary Diploma 1u
Artifact (R)
Whenever you would draw any number of cards, instead create that many 1/1 blue Illusion creature tokens with flying.
4u, : Draw two cards.

Votes: Flatline, scarbo

Predict Maro's Teaser (9/14)

Unpredictable Evolution 3R
Enchantment (Rare)
At the end of your turn, for each creature you control, choose a kind of counter at random on it. Then, add another counter or remove one, the option chosen at random.

votes: flatline, slimytrout

Overburdened Apprentice
Creature - Human Wizard (R)
: Draw a card, then if you have more cards in hand than each opponent, discard a card.
1/1

vote: void_nothing, netn10

Bittertender Clique 2b
Creature - Faerie Pair (U)
Flying, lifelink
q, Untap another tapped Faerie you control: Separate Bittertender Clique. (Exile this card and create two tokens that are copies of the cards represented on its other side.)
2/1
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Bittergarden Keeper
(b) Creature - Faerie (U)
Flying
Each other Faerie you control enters the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.
Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has lifelink.
2/1
Bittergarden Warden
(b) Creature - Faerie (U)
Flying, defender
1/1

Votes: folding_music, void_nothing

void_nothing - You know, you're right. I'm gonna stick with coin counters (partially because I can't think of any better names).

Coins of Rortama
Enchantment R
: Put a coin counter on Coins of Rortama. This ability costs more to activate for each coin counter already on Coins of Rortama.
Sacrifice Coins of Rortama: Search your library for a creature card with converted mana cost less than the number of coin counters on Coins of Rortama and put it onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library.
A prize worth more than anything it could buy.

Votes: scarbo, netn10

Earthshaking Fury 2R
Enchantment - Aura (U)
Enchant creature
When Earthshaking Fury enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to each creature, planeswalker, and player.
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has menace.

[Flatline]

Votes: void_nothing, Rithaniel

Sideshow Swindler br
Creature — Human Rogue (U)
Menace
When Sideshow Swindler enters the battlefield, discard a card. Then if you have no cards in hand, draw a card and lose 1 life.
3/3

[void_nothing]

Votes: Flatline, Rithaniel

Mimeotrophism {G/U}
Enchantment (R)
When Mimeotrophism enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Permanents you control that are copies of another permanent on the battlefield enter the battlefield with counters on them equal to the number of counters of each kind on the copied permanent.
As a permanent you control becomes a copy of another permanent on the battlefield, put counters on it equal to the number of counters of each kind on the copied permanent.

[scarbo]

Vote: zemoo, void_nothing

Inspiring Recruiter w
Creature - Human Soldier (R)
Enlist - At the beginning of your end step, if two or more creatures entered the battlefield under your control this turn, return target creature card with converted mana cost 1 from your graveyard to the battlefield.
2/1

[folding_music]

votes: Rithaniel, Flatline

Astral Lich bbbb
Enchantment (M)
When Astral Lich enters the battlefield and whenever you would lose the game, instead discard your hand, exile your graveyard and set your life total to one.
Whenever you would gain life, instead draw that many cards.

[netn10]

Votes: Flatline, scarbo

Predict Maro's Teaser (10/14)

The Lurker Within 3BBB
Legendary Creature - Kraken Horror (Mythic)
1B, Reveal The Lurker Within from your hand: You get a foreshadow counter and "Remove eight foreshadow counters from yourself: You control target opponent's next turn."
10/6

[Rithaniel]

Votes: netn10 (though the wording is a little wonky), Zemoo

Shatterspeaker
Creature - Devil Shaman R
Trample
Whenever Shatterspeaker deals combat damage to a player, distribute that many shatter counters among any number of target lands that player controls.
When Shatterspeaker dies, destroy all lands with shatter counters on them.
5/3