DCC - March 16, 2020

[Flatline]

Welcome to the DCC!
If you have any questions or comments, feel free to post in the DCC Discussion Thread.

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How To Play

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How does this card-making game work? It's simple! Whenever your card receives a vote, you receive [1] point for the month. If your card ends up with the most votes for that day, you will receive [2] additional points for the month. In the event of a tie, each person who tied receives [1] additional point. At the end of each month, the person with the most points on the scoreboard wins that month, then the scoreboard is cleared for the next month. You can participate in as many or as few days as you want in any month.

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Rules

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• Each day you may post any card you want. On the next day all of the posted cards will be put into the thread as long as your card didn't get disqualified - see the next point for more details. If you post more than one card in a DCC thread, only the first card you post will be taken.
• When you vote, you need to make exactly two votes for two different people. Vote for the cards that are listed in the first post, not other cards being posted in the thread. If you notice that you've only voted for one person, include your second vote in a post, even if you're not submitting a card.
• If you want to change your vote for any reason, post that change in the day's thread (you can include it with your card if you want). Changed votes in the discussion thread will be ignored.
• Voting for only one person, for three or more people, or for yourself will earn you an asterisk by your name in the monthly leaderboard. So will failing to vote if you've posted a card. (We're not going to do anything about people who don't vote or post cards; that would be kind of silly.) This indicates that you're on probation for the next 21 days. If you're on probation and you make another improper vote, your card will be disqualified. Repeated disqualification is grounds for warnings and/or infractions for not following the game rules, so please don't do it.
• Voting for everything in the poll will be grounds for a lifetime ban from the DCC. Don't do it. It just wastes the thread creators' time.
• If you wish to post a render, please use the hyperlink option when posting your card and make the card name the image link. Renders are usually large enough to clog up the list, so submit a text-formed card and (optionally) a link in the name to the render.
• This thread is just for your card submission. Take your questions/comments to our discussion thread. If it's a question, comment, or complaint about probation, PM void_nothing and/or the month's DCC organizer.
• When posting make sure that:
  • You have included all of the previous day's entries.
  • You update the leaderboard with the previous day's scores.

(An easy way to post the new thread is to hit the multiquote button on every post in the previous day's thread, then click Post Reply. Select everything in this post, copy it, and then paste it into the first post for a new thread. You'll have to clean up a few small things, like quote tags around the opening post and the previous day's cards.)

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Notes of the Day

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Onward and upward!

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DCC Scoreboard

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Flatline 47 (+2)
slimytrout 40 (+5)
netn10 32 (+1)
scarbo 31 (+5)
jamblock 28
RattingRots 23
folding_music 23 (+0)
Gateways7 23
void_nothing 23 (+3)
Rithaniel 23 (+5)
Henlock 13
Zemoo 10
BOVINE 7
marioguy3 5
kwanyeegor-ii 3
FoilSquared 2

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Votes: Rithaniel, scarbo

Blood Brother 1r
Creature — Goblin Warrior (U)
Soulbond (You may pair this creature with another unpaired creature when either enters the battlefield. They remain paired for as long as you control both of them.)
As long as Blood Brother is paired with another creature, each of those creatures has "Sacrifice this creature: This creature deals 1 damage to any target."
2/1

votes: Rithaniel, slimytrout

Soothing Whispers 2g
Enchantment (U)
When Soothing Whispers enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Creatures you control get -1/+1.
If you control a transformed creature, you may play Soothing Whispers as though it had flash and as though it cost less to cast.
"Lay down your silver weapons, you brutes, and learn to wield compassion." - Arlinn Kord

(Apologies if that doesn't match Arlinn's demeanour in the storyline, or whatever, since I get my impression of the characters from the cards alone!)

vote: flatline, void_nothing

Beckoner Lich bbb
Creature - Zombie Wizard (M)
As long as a creature card is in your graveyard, Beckoner Lich has indestructible and can't block.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a +1/+1 counter on Beckoner Lich.
t: Return target creature card with converted mana cost less than or equal to Beckoner Lich's power from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery..

0/1

Votes: Rithaniel, Flatline

Splice Genes 2GU
Instant (Rare)
Exile two target creatures you control. Create a token with their power, toughness, creature types and text boxes combined.

scarbo, rithaniel

hm: flatline (great idea, but bravelion83 posted almost the exact same card back in november, even down to the creature types)

Vatre, Titan of Desert's Silence WW
Legendary Creature - Elder Giant (M)
When Vatre enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless it escaped.
Whenever Vatre enters the battlefield or attacks, each opponent can't cast spells this turn.
Escape - 2WW, Exile five other cards from your graveyard. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its escape cost.)
6/6

slimy, scarbo

Eternal Watchkeeper 2W
Creature - Spirit Soldier (C)
Haunt (When this creature dies, exile it haunting target creature.)
The creature Eternal Watchkeeper haunts can't attack or block.
"I will make sure you never escape."
2/3

slimytrout, void_nothing

Punish Impudence 3B
Instant (C)
Devoid
This spell costs 3 less to cast if its target has a protection ability.
Destroy target creature.
Those who make a spectacle of taking a stand merely show their potential to be knocked down.

Votes: slimytrout, scarbo

Tidetrawler 3UU
Creature - Octopus (M)
Trample
UU, Discard an Island card: Scry 2, then draw a card. This ability costs U less to activate for each time you've dealt combat damage to a player with a Kraken, Leviathan, Octopus, or Serpent this turn.
5/4

Votes: netn10, void_nothing

Begin Anew
Sorcery M
As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice X permanents.
Search your library for a permanent card with converted mana cost X and put it onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library.
"Don't be afraid. You're becoming part of something greater. You will serve a purpose beyond what you could ever aspire to."
—General Aode, the cruel

[Flatline]

Votes: Rithaniel, Gateways7 (I like haunt. I don't understand what some people have against it.)

Slow Learner 1r
Creature — Goblin Wizard (U)
When Slow Learner enters the battlefield, discard a card.
When Slow Learner dies, draw 2 cards.
"I'm going to learn how to do this even if it kills me!"
2/1

[netn10]

Votes: Gateways, slimytrout

Vizkopa Guard 2B
Creature - Vampire Soldier (Rare)
You may cast Vizkopa Guard from your graveyard if you gained life this turn.
Afterlife 1 (When this creature dies, create a 1/1 white and black Spirit creature token with flying.)
2/3

[slimytrout]

rithaniel, flatline

Disciple of Simplicity 2GG
Creature - Centaur Druid (U)
Protection from equipped creatures and from enchanted creatures
Whenever Disciple of Simplicity deals combat damage to a player, you may have it fight target creature that player controls.
4/3

[Zemoo]

Votes: Gateways7, jamblock

Vizier of Inoculations
Creature - Human Cleric (U)
,: Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature you control, it gains Hexproof until the end of this turn.
2/3

[scarbo]

vote: gateways7, rithaniel

Hot Streak r
Enchantment (R)
Whenever you cast a red spell, put a strike counter on Hot Streak.
Remove three strike counters from Hot Streak: Add rrr and exile the top three cards of your library. You may play those cards this turn.
At the beginning of each end step, remove all counters from Hot Streak.
Warmer... Warmer... Hot!

[jamblock]

gateways, rithaniel

Reincarnating Force 3WWBB
Creature - Elemental (R)
At the beginning of each upkeep, put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.
"Some say my envoy outshines my own prowess. And to them I say: do not forget who it serves."
—Ravos, Soultender
7/7

[folding_music]

votes: netn10, jamblock

Hesitant Minister 2u
Creature - Vedalken Advisor (C)
, . Choose one -
- Target creature cannot attack you this turn.
- Target creature attacks this turn if able.
"Do not worry; we're perfectly safe and open for business. Actually, everybody stay in your homes for the next three weeks. Cheerio!"
1/3

[Gateways7]

slimytrout, Rithaniel

Cytoplast Infusion 1G
Sorcery (common)
Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. If that creature has no abilities, put three +1/+1 counters on it instead.
"A blank slate is much easier to work with."
—Momir Vig

[Rithaniel]

Votes: Gateways7, jamblock

Silver Sea
Land R
, Sacrifice Silver Sea: Search your library for an Island card and put it onto the battlefield tapped. Then shuffle your library.
, , Sacrifice Silver Sea: Search your library for an artifact card with converted mana cost 2 or less and put it onto the battlefield tapped. Then shuffle your library.

[void_nothing]

Votes: Flatline, Rithaniel

Scholars' City
Land - Enclave (U)
Scholars' City enters the battlefield tapped.
T: Add W or U.
3, T: You may put an Enclave card from your hand onto the battlefield.