The DCC - December 19th, 2023

[void_nothing]

Welcome to the DCC!
If you have any questions or comments, feel free to post in the DCC Discussion Thread.

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How To Play

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How does this card-making game work? It's simple! Whenever your card receives a vote, you receive [1] point for the month. If your card ends up with the most votes for that day, you will receive [2] additional points for the month. In the event of a tie, each person who tied receives [1] additional point. At the end of each month, the person with the most points on the scoreboard wins that month, then the scoreboard is cleared for the next month. You can participate in as many or as few days as you want in any month.

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Rules

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• Each day you may post any card you want. On the next day all of the posted cards will be put into the thread as long as your card didn't get disqualified - see the next point for more details. If you post more than one card in a DCC thread, only the first card you post will be taken.
• When you vote, you need to make exactly two votes for two different people.  Vote for the cards that are listed in the first post, not other cards being posted in the thread.  If you notice that you've only voted for one person, include your second vote in a post, even if you're not submitting a card.
• If you want to change your vote for any reason, post that change in the day's thread (you can include it with your card if you want). Changed votes in the discussion thread will be ignored.
• Voting for only one person, for three or more people, or for yourself will earn you an asterisk by your name in the monthly leaderboard. So will failing to vote if you've posted a card. (We're not going to do anything about people who don't vote or post cards; that would be kind of silly.) This indicates that you're on probation for the next 21 days. If you're on probation and you make another improper vote, your card will be disqualified. Repeated disqualification is grounds for warnings and/or infractions for not following the game rules, so please don't do it.
• Voting for everything in the poll will be grounds for a lifetime ban from the DCC. Don't do it. It just wastes the thread creators' time.
• If you wish to post a render, please use the hyperlink option when posting your card and make the card name the image link. Renders are usually large enough to clog up the list, so submit a text-formed card and (optionally) a link in the name to the render.
• This thread is just for your card submission. Take your questions/comments to our discussion thread.  If it's a question, comment, or complaint about probation, PM void_nothing and/or the month's DCC organizer.
• When posting make sure that:
  • You have included all of the previous day's entries.
  • You update the leaderboard with the previous day's scores.

(An easy way to post the new thread is to hit the multiquote button on every post in the previous day's thread, then click Post Reply. Select everything in this post, copy it, and then paste it into the first post for a new thread. You'll have to clean up a few small things, like quote tags around the opening post and the previous day's cards.)

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Notes of the Day

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DCC Scroreboard

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Ink-Treader 65 (+7)
Rithaniel 46 (+1)
void_nothing 46 (+3)
netn10 34 (+1)
bravelion83 30 (+2)
Ann O'maly 1

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Vote: bravelion83, void_nothing

Obstructive Bureaucrat 1UW
Creature - Vedalken Advisor (R)
Nonbasic lands enter the battlefield tapped with a stun counter on them.
Players can't cast spells that aren't exiled with Obstructive Bureaucrat.
2: Exile a spell from your hand until Obstructive Bureaucrat leaves the battlefield. You may cast it for as long as it remains exiled. Any player may activate this ability.
Even the Grand Arbiter isn't above the law.
1/4

Votes: Ink-Treader, void_nothing

Vita Splitter
Creature - Architect U
Lifelink
If you would gain 3 or more life, you may instead gain that much life minus 3 and add .
: Vita Splitter gets +2/+1 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.
1/2

Obviously no card from me today, and I will need someone to cover for me for two more days, while everything gets sorted out. I still wanted to vote for today though, and I will try to do that also for the next couple of days.

Votes: Ink-Treader, void_nothing

Votes: Rithaniel, Ink-Treader

Geometrical Exposition 2
Sorcery - Lesson (Uncommon)
Draw a card.
If U was spent to cast this spell, target creature gains flying until end of turn.
If G was spent to cast this spell, destroy target creature if it has flying.
"If you begin to perceive the world as comprised of polygons, you will comprehend what you can push, what you can pull, and what you can get away with."
- Bonny, Quandrix Rule-Definer

Votes: bravelion83, Ink-Treader

Charming Scholar 1U
Creature - Human Wizard (R)
Flash
When Charming Scholar enters the battlefield, choose one -
• The owner of target enchantment or planeswalker spell puts it on the top or bottom of their library.
• You may tap or untap target permanent.
• Create a Sorcerer Role token attached to target creature you control.
0/2

Ink-Treader, netn10

[Ink-Treader]

Vote: Rithaniel, void_nothing

Warzone Looter B
Creature - Human Soldier (U)
1, T: Exile target creature card in a graveyard. Accumulate. (To accumulate, create a token that's a copy of a noncreature token you control.)
"Not like a corpse has any use for money or rations."
1/2

[bravelion83]

Votes: netn10, void_nothing

[netn10]

Votes: Ink-Treader, Rithaniel

bravelion83

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I've just read about your loss. I'm sorry for your loss. Sending you a hug from the Middle East. Take as much time as you need.

Psychic Shockwave 1UU
Sorcery (Rare)
Choose a creature you control. Tap each other creature and put X stun counters on each of them, where X's that creature's power.
During their final showdown, Jace shattered Alhammarret's mind, resulting in the loss of his own memories of home and family before he embarked on his planeswalking journey. Perhaps, in this sacrifice, his home and family also forgot him.

[Rithaniel]

Votes: netn10, void_nothing

Meadow of Basalt
Land R
: If you have or more in your mana pool, add . Otherwise add .
"It was an endless field of stone, carved into narrow stalks, like a field of wheat. It almost seemed as if the stone swayed in the wind."
—Ikean, Traveler

[void_nothing]

Votes: Ink-Treader, Rithaniel

Collapse from Fatigue RW
Instant (R)
Put target tapped artifact or tapped creature on the bottom of its owner's library.
Flashback 5BG
Saskia's marches are sufficient to wear out flesh and steel alike.