New Challenge Every Day - August 26th: "goaded for the rest of the game"

[void_nothing]

Today's Challenge: "goaded for the rest of the game"

.::To Enter::.
In a single post:

• Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or fewer entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one.)

• Make a card that fits the current challenge.

• Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win.

Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points. In case of a further tie, the IIW of the earlier poster will be used.

.::Scoring::.

Raptorchan 58 (+1)
void_nothing 55 (+0)
netn10 54 (+2)
Rithaniel 46 (+2)
haywire 35 (+4)
Komandon 35 (+2)
AnotherAlias 10
Crabby 3 (+3)
CunningGabe 2
Facsimus 2

.::Note of the Day::.

.::Yesterday's Submissions::.
Five-color as a theme (like Jared Carthalion's commander deck)

votes: raptorchan, komandon

Arben, Far Seeker
Legendary Creature - Elf Druid {R}
Whenever Arben, Far Seeker enters the battlefield or attacks, you may search your library for a basic land that doesn't share a land type with a land you control and put it into your hand.
At the beginning of your end step, mill X cards, where X is the number of basic land types among lands you control. You may put a land card milled this way onto the battlefield tapped. If X equals 5, you may instead put a land or a permanent card that's exactly 5 colors onto the battlefield tapped.
2/3

IIW: landhome

Votes: Rithaniel , Netn10

Iridescent Statue 4
Artifact (rare)
Creatures you control get +1/+1 for each of their colors.
5: Iridescent Statue becomes a 0/0 construct creature that is all colors until end of turn.

IIW: destroy target *fill in your choice of four or five creature types*

Votes: Crabby, haywire

Calling the Universal
Sorcery R
Kicker
Search your library for a creature card that's all colors. If Calling the Universal was kicked, put that card onto the battlefield tapped. Otherwise reveal it and put it into your hand. Then shuffle

IIW: Soul-sculpt (Either transform target Lightform you control, or create a colorless Lightform artifact token. It transforms into a copy of this permanent.)

Votes: Crabby, netn10

Maw of Thandar 3R
Creature - Dinosaur (R)
Whenever a creature you control that's all colors attacks, it gains double strike until end of turn.
Whenever a permanent you control that's all colors is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a nonland permanent card, put that card onto the battlefield, and put all other cards revealed this way on the bottom of your library in any order.
XRR, T: Put X +1/+1 counters and/or color counters of your choice on Maw of Thandar. Activate only as a sorcery.
3/4

IIW: Destroy attacking or blocking creatures

Votes: Crabby, haywire

Might of Old Alara w
Sorcery (U)
Target creature gets+1/+1 until end of turn for each of its colors. If that creature is all colors, it also gains your choice of vigilance, lifelink or first strike until end of turn.

IIW: Unblockability

haywire komandon

Votes: haywire, Rithaniel

Sliver Royalty WUBRG
Legendary Creature - Sliver (Mythic)
All Slivers have "1: This creature gain an additional color of your choice until end of turn." and "As long as this permanent is all colors, it has hexproof, indestructible, trample and deathtouch.
4/4

IIW: Artifact - Building

[netn10]

Votes: Komadon, Rithaniel

Brother Against Brother RR
Sorcery (Rare)
For each creature, choose one at random -
* That creature is goaded for the rest of the game.
* That creature deals damage equel to its power to another target creature that's goaded chosen at random.

IIW: New Role token

[Komandon]

Votes: Haywire , Rithaniel

High Treason 2RR
Sorcery
Kicker - 1R
Goad target creature to the rest of the game and whenever it attacks it deals 1 damage to you.
If you paid the kicker cost, put a +1/+1 and menace counter on that creature.

IIW: New evergreen ability name for an existing creature ability used often enough.

[Feyd_Ruin]

votes: Komandon; Haywire

Pirate's Toll
Enchantment
Whenever a creature deals combat damage to you, its controller may have you draw a card. If they don't, that creature becomes goaded for the rest of the game. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)
Rishadans can be very understanding to anyone's plight — it just depends on how much you're willing to pay for sympathy.

IIW: Fair dual lands that don't come into play tapped

[haywire]

votes: void_nothing, raptorchan

Enraging Beguilement
Instant {U}
Cleave
Choose target creature [spell] an opponent controls. That creature is goaded for the rest of the game. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)
It's not blind rage if you control their line of sight.

IIW: 1 power dragons

[Rithaniel]

Votes: Komandon, void_nothing

Unjust Execution
Sorcery U
For each pair of paired creatures, destroy one of the creatures in that pair. The other paired creature is goaded for the rest of the game.
"Think you're angry now? I suspect I can make you angrier."
—Tekglu, the Inciter

IIW: "rather than pay"

[MonoRedMage]

Votes - haywire, Rithaniel

[void_nothing]

Votes: Komandon, Raptorchan

Hateful Desecration 2B
Instant (U)
Choose target creature an opponent controls. Exile its controller's graveyard. That creature is goaded for the rest of the game.
Surveil 2.

IIW: Skulk