The Wall Game

[void_nothing]

Lixennu, the Scuttling Bastion 3U
Legendary Creature - Crab Wall
Defender
T: Target player mills three cards. If only land cards or only nonland cards were milled this way, untap Lixennu.
WU, Exile three cards from your graveyard: Lixennu gains your choice of indestructible, hexproof, or prowess until end of turn.
9GU: Until end of turn, switch Lixennu's power and toughness, it gains trample, and it can attack as though it didn't have defender. This ability costs 3 less to activate for each time Lixennu's other abilities have resolved this turn.
3/12

Next: Another legendary Wall with an additional creature type

[OneAndOnly]

Peritaxepes, the Scowling Barricade -- WWWWW
Legendary Artifact Creature - Gargoyle Wall
Defender
Lifelink
Whenever a creature attacks you or a permanent you control, you may sacrifice an artifact. If you do, create a 0/0 Gargoyle artifact creature token with flying, then put a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the number of Gargoyles you control.
5/6
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Next: A Wall that exists in several dimensions at the same time

[lookingupanddown]

Interdimensional Barrier X1CC
Artifact Creature - Wall
Defender
Interdimensional Barrier must block creatures with beyond counters on them if able.
When Interdimensional Barrier enters the battlefield, put a beyond counter on up to X target creatures.
Whenever one or more creatures with a beyond counter on them attacks, if you are not a defending player, target player attacked by one of those creatures gains control of Interdimensional Barrier.
0/6

Next: a wall with Disguise

[Surging Chaos]

Fog Barrier 2U
Creature - Wall
Defender, flying
Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by Fog Barrier.
Disguise 2UU
When Fog Barrier is turned face-up, until end of turn, it can block any number of creatures.
0/2

Next: A powerful wall that has a built-in weak spot that an opponent can exploit to destroy it.

[shullz]

Wall of Dynamite RR
Creature - Wall
Defender
Whenever Wall of Dynamite blocks, sacrifice it. It deals damage equal to its toughness to each attacking and blocking creature.
Whenever Wall of Dynamite is dealt noncombat damage, sacrifice it. It deals damage equal to its toughness to you and each creature you control.
0/3

Next: A wall with "commander" in its rules text.

[OneAndOnly]

Spark-Forged Bastion -- 1CC
Artifact Creature - Wall {U}
Defender
When Spark-Forged Bastion enters the battlefield, put two +1/+1 counters on it if you control a commander.
Spark-Forged Bastion is indestructible as long as you control a commander.
2/4

Next: A Wall that likes to be equipped

[Surging Chaos]

Solfortis, the Blazing Garrison RW
Legendary Creature - Wall
Defender, vigilance
Ward X, where X is the number of equipment attached to it.
Solfortis gets +0/+2 and can block an additional creature for each equipment attached to it.
As long as Solfortis has four or more equipment attached to it, it can attack as though it didn't have defender.
0/4

Next: A wall that a RDW deck would want to play.

[KB52665]

Hammerheim Ramparts
Land Creature — Mountain Wall (R)
The first creature spell you cast each turn has blitz. Its blitz cost is equal to its mana cost reduced by .
: Add .
0/3

[AnotherAlias]

Hammerheim Ramparts
Land Creature — Mountain Wall (R)
The first creature spell you cast each turn has blitz. Its blitz cost is equal to its mana cost reduced by .
: Add .
0/3

You appear to have forgotten the next.

[KB52665]

Thank you!

Next: Artifact Creature - Vehicle Wall

[AnotherAlias]

Motored Mural
Artifact — Wall Vehicle
Defender
, : Until the end of your next turn, Motored Mural can attack as though it didn't have defender. Activate only as a sorcery.
Crew 2
3/4

Next: A Wall Kindred Card

[Komandon]

Fortification 2W
Kindred Enchantment — Wall
Enchant land
Enchanted land is a 0/4 artifact creature Wall in addition to its other types with indestructible and defender.



Next: a wall that helps either pirates or ninjas.

[lookingupanddown]

Market of Fences 3UU
Creature - Pirate Advisor Wall
Defender
At the beginning of your end step, you may pay 3. If you do, exile target permanent you control but don't own or up to two Pirates you control, then return it to the battlefield tapped under your control.
, Sacrifice X Treasures: Return target artifact with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
0/5

Next: a Wall that collects evidence

[OneAndOnly]

That Wall From That Movie With All The Pictures and The String, I Think It Was Red, Connecting Them All In Some Sort of Random Yet Genius Pattern -- RRR
Creature - Wall {C}
If you would collect evidence, you may instead search you library for cards named That Wall From That Movie With All The Pictures and The String, I Think It Was Red, Connecting Them All In Some Sort of Random Yet Genius Pattern and collect them as evidence instead. (Exile a number of copies with total mana value greater than the amount of evidence needing to be collected.) Then shuffle.
0/6

Next: A wall with a glass sphere or rectangle that can display different images, perhaps recreating a distant or past event

[JovialJovian]

Anachronistic Visioscope 2U
Artifact Creature - Wall (U)
Defender
X, T: Choose X -
- Scry 1.
- Surveil 1.
- Investigate.
- Tap target creature.
They don't make them like this yet.
0/4

Next: A wall that's high up on a very tall building

[lookingupanddown]

Memorial to the Martyrs 2WW
Artifact Creature - Wall
Defender
Memorial's Banner's toughness is equal to the number of historic cards in your graveyard.
Whenever a legendary creature you control dies, you gain 2 life and scry 1.
Dominaria has always commemorated its storied dead.
0/*

Next: a Mount Wall