The DCC - May 27th, 2023

[Rithaniel]

Welcome to the DCC!
If you have any questions or comments, feel free to post in the DCC Discussion Thread.

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How To Play

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How does this card-making game work? It's simple! Whenever your card receives a vote, you receive [1] point for the month. If your card ends up with the most votes for that day, you will receive [2] additional points for the month. In the event of a tie, each person who tied receives [1] additional point. At the end of each month, the person with the most points on the scoreboard wins that month, then the scoreboard is cleared for the next month. You can participate in as many or as few days as you want in any month.

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Rules

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• Each day you may post any card you want. On the next day all of the posted cards will be put into the thread as long as your card didn't get disqualified - see the next point for more details. If you post more than one card in a DCC thread, only the first card you post will be taken.
• When you vote, you need to make exactly two votes for two different people. Vote for the cards that are listed in the first post, not other cards being posted in the thread. If you notice that you've only voted for one person, include your second vote in a post, even if you're not submitting a card.
• If you want to change your vote for any reason, post that change in the day's thread (you can include it with your card if you want). Changed votes in the discussion thread will be ignored.
• Voting for only one person, for three or more people, or for yourself will earn you an asterisk by your name in the monthly leaderboard. So will failing to vote if you've posted a card. (We're not going to do anything about people who don't vote or post cards; that would be kind of silly.) This indicates that you're on probation for the next 21 days. If you're on probation and you make another improper vote, your card will be disqualified. Repeated disqualification is grounds for warnings and/or infractions for not following the game rules, so please don't do it.
• Voting for everything in the poll will be grounds for a lifetime ban from the DCC. Don't do it. It just wastes the thread creators' time.
• If you wish to post a render, please use the hyperlink option when posting your card and make the card name the image link. Renders are usually large enough to clog up the list, so submit a text-formed card and (optionally) a link in the name to the render.
• This thread is just for your card submission. Take your questions/comments to our discussion thread. If it's a question, comment, or complaint about probation, PM void_nothing and/or the month's DCC organizer.
• When posting make sure that:
  • You have included all of the previous day's entries.
  • You update the leaderboard with the previous day's scores.

(An easy way to post the new thread is to hit the multiquote button on every post in the previous day's thread, then click Post Reply. Select everything in this post, copy it, and then paste it into the first post for a new thread. You'll have to clean up a few small things, like quote tags around the opening post and the previous day's cards.)

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Notes of the Day

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I need to mow my lawn.

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DCC Scoreboard

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Rithaniel 80 (+2)
bravelion83 67 (+1)
RattingRots 66 (+6)
void_nothing 65 (+1)
netn10 63 (+2)
Riria 38 (+2)
wren 6

Votes: Riria, RattingRots

Peaceful Garden
Land (R)
Peaceful Garden enters the battlefield tapped unless you control no lands that could produce G.
T: Add G.
G, T: Add WU.
{G/W}{G/U}, T: Add GWU.

Votes: void_nothing, RattingRots

Archive Cleanup 1U
Enchantment (R)
Whenever you search your library and fail to find, draw a card.
"The ledgers of pre-Bolas Naktamun might be forever lost to time, but at least, in our efforts to find them, we did alphabetize the Eastern Wing."
—Leroy, Chief Librarian

Votes: RattingRots, bravelion83

Let's try some commons.

Aetherborn Theorist B
Creature - Aetherborn Warlock (Common)
Lifelink
Development 1 (You may have this creature enter the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter and a stun counter. If you do, it enters the battlefield tapped.)
"No Aetherborn is born perfect, but given time and our natural constraints, we might become something far greater than humanity itself."
1/1

Votes: netn10, Riria

War Recruiter
Creature - Human Soldier R
Whenever War Recruiter attacks, look at the top card of your library. If it's a creature card with mana value 1 or less, you may reveal it and put it into your hand. If you didn't reveal a card this way, sacrifice War Recruiter unless you pay .
"War is chaos. You can try to make sense of it, but, if you mean to survive it, you need to have a taste for it."
—Veteran Recruiter
1/1

Votes: Rithaniel, netn10

Commons, eh?

Pumice Excavator 1G
Artifact Creature - Mole Construct (C)
Pumice Excavator can't be blocked by Krakens, Octopodes, Leviathans, or Serpents.
Basic landcycling 2
Powerful yet buoyant, these mole-like machines were utilized both underground and underwater.
3/1

rithaniel rattingrots

[bravelion83]

Votes: netn10, Rithaniel

HM: void_nothing. Riria too for the flavor.

Essence Extraction XBR
Sorcery (R)
Remove X counters from each of up to X target permanents. If a loyalty counter was removed from a planeswalker this way, sources that would deal noncombat damage to that planeswalker this turn deal double that damage to it instead. If a defense counter was removed from a battle this way, sources that would deal noncombat damage to that battle this turn deal double that damage to it instead.

[void_nothing]

Votes: netn10, Rithaniel

Evil Eye of Ronom 4B
Snow Creature - Eye (R)
Non-Eye creatures you control have base power 0.
Whenever Evil Eye of Ronom blocks or is blocked by a non-Eye creature, that creature has base power 0 until end of turn.
SSSS: Evil Eye of Ronom gains flying and lifelink until end of turn.
6/6

[Rithaniel]

Votes: bravelion83, Riria

Dockmaster's Ledger
Artifact - Equipment U
As long as equipped creature is black, it gets +1/+1 and has "Whenever this creature blocks a creature, that creature's controller loses 3 life."
As long as equipped creature is green, it gets +1/+1 and has "Whenever this creature blocks, you gain 3 life."
As long as equipped creature is blue, it has "Prevent all damage that would be deal to or by this creature."
Equip
"Yes, of course the balance favors us. They are our docks, after all."
—Kakano Official

[Wren]

Votes: bravelion83, Riria

Nexus Shaman 1{B/G}{W/U}
Creature - Lizard Shaman (U)
Whenever you cascade, you gain X life, where X is the number of spells you cast among cards the exiled cards.
"What's not given is not given. Savour what you have and you will prosper."
1/2

[Riria]

Votes: bravelion83, netn10
HM: void_nothing. Really flavorful common, unfortunately I'm not a Vorthos )

Fast-Track Resignation BB
Instant (U)
Destroy target creature at the beginning of your next upkeep. If its controller controls another creature with greater power, destroy it instead.
We'll squeeze all use out of you, if there is anything to squeeze.

[netn10]

Votes: void_nothing, Riria

Scout Tower 1
Artifact - Building (Common)
(Buildings can be attacked and dealt damage as though as they were planeswalkers.)
Development 2 (You may have this building enter the battlefield with two block counters and two stun counters. If you do, it enters the battlefield tapped.)
Creatures you control gets +0/+1 as long as Scout Tower is untapped.
{3}