New Challenge Every Day - May 8th: Bizarre Weather

[void_nothing]

Today's Challenge: Bizarre Weather

.::To Enter::.
In a single post:

• Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or fewer entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one.)

• Make a card that fits the current challenge.

• Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win.

Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points. In case of a further tie, the IIW of the earlier poster will be used.

.::Scoring::.

JovialJovian 18 (+4)
netn10 11 (+2)
void_nothing 11 (+2)
Rithaniel 10 (+2)
haywire 10

.::Note of the Day::.

.::Yesterday's Submissions::.
Segovia

Votes: JoviaJovian, void_nothing

Gust Elemental G
Creature - Elemental (Uncommon)
When Gust Elemental enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to each creature with flying.
You may have Gust Elemental assign its combat damage as though it weren't blocked.
Butterfly on one side of Segovia WILL create one on these on the other side.
1/1

IIW: A creature based on a card very few players remember.

Votes: netn10, JovialJovian

Segovian Colossus
Artifact - Vehicle R
Trample
Segovian Colossus can only be crewed by creatures with power 0 or less.
Crew 0
"Ever since the invasion of the giants, we've discovered that our scale in the multiverse is small. But it won't stay that way for long."
—Apnun Vate, Emperor of Segovia
5/5

IIW: Take more than one turn after this one

Metridorian Hellkite 1RR
Creature - Dragon
Flying
RRR: Metridorian Hellkite gets +3/+0 until end of turn.
Few dare venture into the mountains of Metridoria, the aerie of the great hellkites.
2/3

vote: Rithaniel, void_nothing

IIW: Laws of Physics

netn10 jovialjovian

Votes: JovialJovian, Rithaniel

Segovian Archon W
Creature - Archon (R)
Flying
When Segovian Archon enters the battlefield, destroy target tapped nonland permanent with mana value 1 or less an opponent controls.
Even the smallest offenses need to be punished.
1/1

IIW: Day/night matters without daybound/nightbound

[Avacyn Believer]

Votes: netn10, void_nothing

War Fog
Instant (Rare)
Damage can't be prevented. All damage is tripled.
Cast this spell only when damage is being prevented this turn by an opponent (by a permanent they control or a spell they cast).
"Fog of war is just an expression, it can't hurt you..."

IIF: Sliver like effects for non-slivers

[void_nothing]

Votes: netn10, JovialJovian

Rain of Spore Frogs 4W
Instant (U)
Rain of Spore Frogs deals 2 damage to each attacking creature.
Create two 1/1 green Frog creature tokens named Spore Frog with "Sacrifice this creature: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn."
Forestcycling 2

IIW: Saints

[JovialJovian]

It's Raining Men XWU
Instant (R)
Tap X target untapped permanents.
Create X 1/1 white Human creature tokens.
Amen!

vote: netn10, void_nothing

IIW: Transfigure

[haywire]

votes: rithaniel, void_nothing

Candy Fog
Enchantment {R}
Flash
When Candy Fog enters the battlefield, prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.
Nonland permanents are Food artifacts in addition to their other types and gain ",: Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life."
Whenever a player sacrifices their third Food in a turn, they draw 2 cards. At the beginning of their next upkeep, they discard 3 cards.
Even if it makes everything sweet, you'll regret the sugar rush you get for eating too much of it.

Votes: Cards that make each player choose/vote

[MonoRedMage]

Votes - netn10, Rithaniel

[Rithaniel]

Votes: JovialJovian, void_nothing

Hurricane of Light
Instant U
Hurricane of Light deals 2 damage to each nonwhite creature that attacked or blocked this turn.
If you would draw from cycling a card, you may pay and return Hurricane of Light from your graveyard to your hand instead.
On the plane of Dounvich, stowaways are particularly despised, for fear of what their evil deeds might bring down on the ship they hide within.

IIW: without Eldrazi flavor