The Alphabetical Card Game

[AnotherAlias]

Numbing Cold
Instant
Kicker and/or
Tap target creature. If this spell was kicked, put a stun counter that permanent. If this spell was kicked twice, tap target permanent instead.

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Oneiromancer's Snare 1uu
Enchantment
Whenever any number of creatures attack you, randomly distribute that many dream counters among them. Then, each permanent with at least three dream counters on it phases out.
, Remove three dream counters from among permanents you don't control: Add .

[OneAndOnly]

Pixiekin Tickler -- 3U
Creature - Faerie Rogue {C}
Flying
Whenever Pixiekin Tickler attacks, return target tapped creature to its owner's hand.
Prowl 1U
2/1

[Komandon]

Quicksilver Myr 1U
Artifact Creature — Myr (rare)
Flash
When Quicksilver Myr enters the battlefield, you may cast one artifact spell as though it had flash until end of turn.
3: Return Quicksilver Myr to its owners hand.
2/1

[Henlock]

Reschedule u
Instant (u)
Exile target noncreature spell. Its owner may cast it without paying its mana cost at the beginning of their next upkeep.
"Not now."

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Spirits of the Mist XUU
Creature - Spirit
Flying, ward 2
Spirits of the Mists enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it.
When Spirits of the Mist enters the battlefield, tap target creature with power X or less. It doesn't untap as long as Spirits of the Mist is on the battlefield.
They roll in like fog, overwhelming those lost in the moors with their freezing grasp and endless moans.
0/0

[Komandon]

Throw Back U
Instant (uncommon)
Choose one —

• Return target card that was discarded this turn back to its owner's hand. If that card was owned by an opponent, you may scry 1.

• Return target spell to its owners hand. Its owner draws a card.

[OneAndOnly]

Unform the Thought -- UU
Instant {C}
Counter target spell unless its controller pays 1 for each card in your hand. If you have more cards in hand than that spell's mana value, you may cast a copy of that spell without paying its costs.

[Henlock]

Veto 3u
Instant (c)
Counter target noncreature spell, its controller skips his or her next draw step.

[AnotherAlias]

Way of the Archivist
Enchantment
Whenever you draw a card, put a knowledge counter on Way of the Archivist. Then, if Way of the Archivist has five or more knowledge counters on it, sacrifice Way of the Archivist. When you do, you may search your library for a historic card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. (Artifacts, legendaries, and Sagas are historic.)

[Henlock]

X-Ray Scanner 1u
Artifact - Junk (r)
Your opponents play with their hands revealed and the top card of their libraries revealed.
You may look at face-down cards in exile and on the battlefield
, Sacrifice this artifact: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

[OneAndOnly]

Yup // Nope -- U // 2U
Instant // Instant {U}
{Yup} You may cast your next artifact or colorless spell this turn as though it had flash. It costs C less to cast.
{Nope} Counter target artifact or colorless spell.

[Henlock]

Zoom in u
Instant (m)
Increase the mana value of target spell or permanent by 3.
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Zoom Out
Instant (m)
Decrease the mana value of target spell or permanent by 3 (Mana value cannot be negative)

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Avaricious Grasp 3BB
Instant
Gain control of target creature unless its controller pays 5 life. If they do, they sacrifice that creature instead.
"If I cannot have them, no one can.

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Braying Familiar
Creature - Donkey
Spells lose affinity, assist, conspire, convoke and improvise.
Its mournful, solitary howls drown out all notion of cooperation.
1/2

(I have no idea what the actual templating should be, I chose elegance instead of effective rules syntax lol)

[AnotherAlias]

Cave Lurker
Creature — Bat Horror
Flying
Descend 4 — Whenever Cave Lurker attacks, if there are four or more permanent cards in your graveyard, it gains +1/+1 and lifelink until end of turn.
, Exile Cave Lurker from your graveyard: Create a token that's a copy of Cave Lurker, except it has decayed.
1/2

[Henlock]

Dark Carriage 2bb
Artifact - Vehicle (u)
Menace
When Dark Carriage enters the battlefield, exile target creature with mana value 1 or greater.
Crew X, where X is the mana value of a creature exiled with it.
4/4

[OneAndOnly]

Ekaterin, Dusk's Light -- 3B
Legendary Creature - Vampire
When Ekaterin, Dusk's Light enters, create three Equipment artifact tokens named Dusk's Light with "Equipped creature gets -1/-1" and "When equipped creature dies, if it isn't named Ekaterin, Dusk's Light, attach this Equipment to Ekaterin, Dusk's Light" and attach them to Ekaterin.
At the beginning of your upkeep or whenever Ekaterin attacks or blocks, you may pay BB. If you do, attach an artifact you control named Dusk's Light to target creature.
6/6

[Henlock]

Fear of Death 1b
Enchantment (u)
When Fear of Death enters the battlefield, each opponent discards a card, then mills one card.
Whenever a nonland card is put into a graveyard, its owner loses 1 life for each other card with the same.name in their graveyard.

[OneAndOnly]

Genasee, Dark Mistress -- 1BBB
Legendary Creature - Vampire Noble
When Genasee, Dark Mistress enters, gain control of target non-legendary creature. It becomes a 0/1 black Minion creature named Genasee's Pet as long as you control Genasee.
5/3

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Haunting Scream 2B
Sorcery
Target player discards a card and loses 2 life.
Retrace (You may cast this card from your graveyard by discarding a land card in addition to paying its other costs.)
The danger was long gone, but the terror came back every night.

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Inch by Inch bb
Enchantment (R)
Nonbasic lands you don't control enter the battlefield with a blight counter on them.
xbb, Sacrifice Inch by Inch: Destroy target land with a blight counter on it. Distribute X -1/-1 counters among any number of target creatures controlled by that land's controller. X can't be more than the number of blight counters among permanents.
Taint bound the whole region like a network of gunpowder trails.

[OneAndOnly]

Jaelissa, Haunted by Screams - 2BB
Legendary Creature - Vampire Rogue {R}
Whenever a creature you control dies, put a -1/-1 counter on Jaelissa.
Whenever Jaelissa deals damage to a player or planeswalker, remove all-1/-1 counters from Jaelissa.
Whenever Jaelissa deals damage to a creature, move all -1/-1 counters from Jaelissa onto it.
5/5

[Henlock]

Knock on the Floorboards
Sorcery (u)
Create a 2/2 black zombie creature token with decayed.
Retrace.

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Leshrac, Walker of Night 2BBB
Legendary Planeswalker - Leshrac
Black creatures you control have afflict 3.
+1: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. If a creature or land left the battlefield this turn, each opponent loses 2 life.
-2: Gain control of target creature with mana value less than or equal to the number of loyalty counters on Leshrac, Walker of Night.
-9: Each opponent discards their hand. You gain an emblem with "At the beginning of each player's upkeep, they sacrifice a creature or land unless they pay 3 life."
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