The Wall Game

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Buffet Table X1W
Artifact Creature - Food Wall
Buffet Table enters the battlefield with X plus three charge counters on it.
Buffet Table's toughness is equal to the number of charge counters on it.
Whenever Buffet Table is dealt combat damage, remove a charge counter from it. When you do, prevent all damage dealt to it this turn.
2, : Sacrifice Buffet Table: You gain 3 life.
0/*

Next: a wall of skulls

[void_nothing]

Ancient Tzompantli 1R
Creature - Skeleton Wall
Defender
Whenever a blocking creature dies, put a skull counter on Ancient Tzompantli.
2R, T: Ancient Tzompantli deals 4 damage to target blocking creature.
T, Sacrifice Ancient Tzompantli: Add RR for each skull counter on Ancient Tzompantli.
0/2

Next: A Wall that messes with targets.

[JovialJovian]

Great Banner 1WW
Artifact Creature - Flagbearer Wall
Flash
Defender, reach
When Great Banner enters the battlefield, you may change a target of target spell or activated ability an opponent controls that could target Great Banner to Great Banner.
While an opponent is choosing targets as part of casting a spell they control or activating an ability they control, that player must choose at least one Flagbearer on the battlefield if able.
0/5

Next: a Celebratory Wall

[void_nothing]

Hall of Indulgence 2WB
Creature - Wall
Defender
When Hall of Indulgence enters or leaves the battlefield, you draw a card and lose 1 life. At the beginning of your next upkeep, create a Food token.
Pay 2 life: Hall of Indulgence can block an additional creature this combat.
0/6

Next: A Wall from Amonkhet

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Wall of Cartouches XX
Artifact Creature - Wall
Defender
Wall of Cartouches enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it.
2, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Wall of Cartouches: Return a Cartouche card from your graveyard to your hand. Activate this ability as a sorcery.
0/0

Next: a Wall covered in grafitti

[dyd]

Vandalized Corner 1r
Creature - Wall
Defender
Whenever a player learns or casts a Lesson spell, sacrifice Vandalized Corner. When you do, it deals 1 damage to each opponent and each planeswalker they control.
ROWAN WAZ HERE
3/3

Next: a wall of the Biblioplex

[ahyangyi]

Wall of Books
Artifact Creature - Wall
Defender
Whenever Wall of Books blocks, learn.
0/5

Next: a wall for a college

[JovialJovian]

Campus Bulletin Board 4
Artifact Creature - Wall
Defender
Whenever Campus Bulletin Board blocks a creature, put a note counter on it.
Remove a note counter from Campus Bulletin Board: Target creature gets +1/+0 or -1/-0 until end of turn.
0/4

Next: A fresco

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Hypnotic Fresco 4
Artifact Creature - Wall (R)
5: Tap target creature. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. Activate only as a sorcery.
Whenever Hypnotic Fresco blocks a creature, you may pay 5 and tap it. If you do, exile that creature, then return it to the battlefield tapped at the beginning of your next end step.
Its power is not drawn from any enchantments from the wall or the paint on it, but from how the painting was made.
0/8

Next: Creature - Spirit Wall

[spacemonaut]

Ancestral Bulwark 2WW
Creature — Spirit Wall (R)
Defender
Ancestral Bulwark gets +1/+1 for each creature card in your graveyard.
When Ancestral Bulwark dies, you may return a creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to your hand.
Casualties of the last fight against Dromoka, they stand to ensure their clan doesn't share their fate.
0/1


Next: A wall that's going to EXPLODE AAAAAAAAAA

[dangerousdice]

unstable minewall
creature - explosive wall
defender
after unstable minewall enters the battlefield, if a player would move it, sacrifice it and it deals 3 damage to every target.
0/1

next up: DnD themed wall/kobold wall

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Kobold Trash Heap 1R
Artifact Creature - Wall
Defender
Kobold Barricade's toughness is equal to the number creatures you control with mana value 2 or less.
XRRR. , Sacrifice Kobold Barricade: Up to X target creatures with power 2 or less can't be blocked this turn.
Underneath the unsuspecting pile of garbage is a ditch converted by the kobolds into a tunnel. Many unsuspecting explorers stood around it mildly amused, only to be overwhelmed by the creatures.
0/*

Next: a wall of dragonfire

[Incredium]

Living Dragonfire 1r
Creature - Elemental Wall
Defender
Cast this spell only if you control a dragon.
Whenever living dragonfire blocks a creature, it deals 3 damage to that creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.
The wall of flames from the dragons mouth danced along the ground. Ulric could swear he could see it reaching out with crackling fingers, grabbing hold of the advancing soldiers and engulfing them in unrelenting fire.
0/5

Next: A wall of cutlery.

[JovialJovian]

Arrayed Knives 1RW
Artifact Creature - Wall
Defender, first strike
5/1

Next: a wall without edges

[dyd]

Spheric Shield 0
Artifact Creature - Wall
Defender
Flying
Indestructible
Whenever Spheric Shield blocks, put a -1/-1 counter on it.
0/4

Next: a Fractal wall

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Iterative Barrier 2U
Creature - Fractal Wall (U)
Defender
Magecraft—Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, Iterative Barrier gets -1/+1 or +1/-1 until end of turn.
One of the earliest student-credited spells in Strixhaven is a fractal made entirely out of formulas and equations its caster would still be trying to master.
4/4

Next: Pest Wall

[dyd]

Blex's Nest bg
Creature - Pest Wall
Defender
~'s toughness is equal to the total number of Pests, Bats, Insects, Snakes, and Spiders you control.
When ~ dies, you gain 3 life.
2/*


Next: Inkling Wall

[JovialJovian]

Dried Ink WB
Creature - Inkling Wall
Defender, protection from tokens.
1/4

Next: a wall with the word "seven" in its text

[spacemonaut]

Wall of Insight 2UR
Artifact Creature — Wall
As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard your hand.
When Wall of Insight dies, draw seven cards.
Wall of Insight can't be sacrificed.
0/4


Next: A wall of greenery

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Dense Treeline 2GG
Creature - Plant Wall
Defender
Whenever one or more creatures attack you or a planeswalker you control, you may pay 1G and reveal the top card of your library. If it's a Forest card, prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.
0/6

Next: a wall made of sand

[JovialJovian]

Wall of Sand
Land Creature - Desert Wall
Defender
Wall of Sand's toughness is equal to the number of Deserts you control.
T: Add C.
0/*

Next: "Enchantment Artifact Creature - Wall"

[dyd]

Ephara's Gift wu
Enchantment Artifact Creature - Wall
Defender, flying
Each non-Wall creature you control has ward 1.
0/3


next: a wall for your kids

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Absorbent Barricade 1GW
Artifact Creature - Ooze Wall
Defender
Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by Absorbent Barricade.
3GW: Put X +1/+1 counters on Absorbent Barricade, where X is the amount of damage prevented this turn. Activate only once per turn.
Modular 1
It took in all energy, from bouncing children to a war machine, only willing to release it when its work is over.
0/3

Next: a wall made of one kind of weapon

[void_nothing]

Wall of Bows 1G
Creature - Wall
Defender, reach
Creatures named Wall of Wands and Wall of Cannons you control have reach.
2/2

Wall of Wands 1U
Creature - Wall
Defender, ward 3
Creatures named Wall of Cannons and Wall of Bows you control have ward 3.
1/3

Wall of Cannons 1R
Creature - Wall
Defender, prowess
Creatures named Wall of Bows and Wall of Wands you control have prowess.
3/1

IIW: An Elemental Wall

[spacemonaut]

Unnavigable Tide 2UU
Creature — Elemental Wall
Defender
Whenever Unnavigable Tide blocks one or more creatures, shuffle Unnavigable Tide and each creature it's blocking into their owners' libraries.
0/3


Next: An Elemental Wall that's nonblue