The "I Don't Like You" Game

[OneAndOnly]

Soften the Blow -- 1W
Instant {R}
If a red source would deal damage this turn, it deals that much damage minus two instead. If all damage that source would deal to a target is prevented this way, put a +1/+1 on that target if it's a creature, a loyalty counter on it if it's a planeswalker, a defense counter on it if it's a battle, or that player gains three life.

[void_nothing]

Multifaceted Denial 1U
Instant
Counter target nonblue instant or sorcery spell. If that spell is red or green, untap up to two lands. If that spell is white or black, put up to one other instant or sorcery card from your graveyard on top of your library.
Islandcycling 2

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Prophecy of Brokkos 1UB
Instant
Kicker G
Surveil 2. The next time one or more Swamps are tapped for mana, add an additional B. If Prophecy of Brokkos is kicked, exile target player's graveyard.

[void_nothing]

Concealment Specialist 1W
Creature - Human Rogue
Flash
Opponents can't surveil.
Cards can't leave graveyards.
2/1

[AnotherAlias]

Evoke the Relics
Sorcery
This spell can't be prevented, redirected, or otherwise interfered with by creatures or their abilities that your opponents control.
Return target artifact from your graveyard to the battlefield.

[Komandon]

Graverobbing B
Instant
Exile target card from a graveyard. If that card was an artifact, create a Treasure token.

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Pendrell Vale Mechanism 2
Artifact
Noncreature artifact tokens have "At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this artifact unless you pay {1}."
The device was found among the rifts in Pendrell Vale. Strangely, it didn't affect the living, only the inanimate.

[void_nothing]

Arcum's Adjustment 1U
Snow Instant
Choose one -
• Exile target noncreature artifact. Its controller creates a token that's a copy of it. Each player shuffles a card from their graveyard into their library.
• Until end of turn, target noncreature artifact becomes snow and gains "T: Add CCC." Each player mills a card.

[Komandon]

Melt 1{r}
Instant
Choose one —

• Counter target Snow spell

• Destroy target non-land Snow permanent

If you spent green mana to cast Melt, you may play an additional land this turn.

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Seal of Spring 1GG
Enchantment
Sacrifice Seal of Spring: Until end of turn, whenever a land enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.
You may cast Seal of Spring from your graveyard if a snow card was put into a graveyard from anywhere this turn.
"I am the sign of the changing days, the beginning of unbridled growth."
—Seal inscription"

[dyd]

Seal of Undoing 1UU
Enchantment
Flash
Sacrifice Seal of Undoing: Return target spell to its owner's hand. If that spell wasn't cast from its owner's hand, exile it instead.
"I am the void"
—Seal inscription

[Komandon]

Time Dilation
Instant
Split second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't cast spells or activate abilities that aren't mana abilities.)
Your next upkeep, instants, activated abilties and cards with flash can only be played anything you play a sorcery. Permenents enter the battlefield tapped. Abilties unless they are mana abilites can't be activated or triggered while a permenent is tapped.


"Time and space are modes by which we think and not conditions in which we live" -- Albert Einstein

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Shields Up WU
Instant
Untap all permanents you control. End your turn.
Scry 2.
"Nothing we can do now but brace for impact."
—Lavinia

[Facsimus]

Surprise Squalls -
Snow Enchantment
Flash
If a permanent would untap other than during its controller's untap step, if it's an artifact, destroy it. If it's a creature, Frigid Winds deals 2 damage to that creature. Otherwise, it remains tapped and doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
Travel with the winds, not against them.

[Komandon]

Reverse Suffering 2WW
Instant
Until your next upkeep, all noncombat damage dealt to players is instead dealt to only the controller of the other spell or ability dealing the damage. Same goes for causing a player other its the control to discard, mill, or skip a step or phase. If it's the ability of a permanent, exile it.

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Open Scars 1BB
Sorcery
Each player loses life equal to the greatest amount of damage dealt to a player this turn.
Most sangromancers know their own blood can be used as a weapon. Most are not desperate enough to do it.

[Komandon]

Self-flagellation 1W
Enchantment (Rare)
Whenever a spell or ability would cause you to lose 3 or more life or 5 or more non-combat damage, draw a card.

[void_nothing]

Moroii Brigand 2UB
Creature - Vampire
Flying, deathtouch
When Moroii Brigand enters the battlefield, you gain control of target artifact or enchantment, then you lose 3 life. If you gain control of an Aura or Equipment this way, you may attach it to another permanent, card, or player it could be attached to.
2/2

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Study Enhancements 3WWU
Sorcery
Destroy all artifacts and enchantments. Draw a card for each Aura or Equipment destroyed this way.
"Sword, sword, god's blessing? Which god? They're still alive?"
—Duke Esteban

[Incredium]

Cervine Sentinal 9
Artifact Creature - Elk
•Prototype (You may cast this spell with different mana cost, color, and size. It keeps its abilities and types.) 2gg
1/2
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Flash
When Cervine Sentinal enters the battlefield, if you cast it, create a tapped power stone token. Artifacts and enchantments you control gain indestructible and hexproof until end of turn.
3/6

[AnotherAlias]

Barristerial Stooge
Creature - Human Advisor
Flash
Spells can't be cast using their alternative costs.
When Barristerial Stooge enters the battlefield, counter target spell being cast for its alternative cost.
0/4

[void_nothing]

Jabbering Mob 1BB
Creature - Imp Peasant
Haste
When Jabbering Mob enters the battlefield, destroy up to one target Advisor, Cleric, or Noble.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life.
3/4

[Komandon]

Fiend Warden 1WB
Creature - Human Solider Cleric
Hexproof from demons, devils, and imps.
When Fiend Warden attacks, you may pay B. If you do target creature becomes a demon in addition to its other types until end of turn.
1W: Detain target demon, devil or imp. (Until your next turn, those creatures can't attack or block and their activated abilities can't be activated.
2/3

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Phantasmal Cloak 1WU
Enchantment - Aura
Flash
Enchant creature
When enchanted creature become the target of a spell or ability, you may sacrifice Phantasmal Cloak. If you do, exile that creature, then return it to the battlefield tapped.

[void_nothing]

Toralf and Halvar Spar 3RW
Enchantment - Saga
I - Toralf and Halvar Spar deals 3 damage to each of up to two targets.
II - Toralf and Halvar Spar deals 3 damage to each tapped creature your opponents control.
III - Destroy target tapped nonland permanent an opponent controls.