The "I Don't Like You" Game

[void_nothing]

Claw of Massacre 1B
Creature - Horror
Flash
Claw of Massacre can't attack or block unless there are four or more other creatures on the battlefield.
At the beginning of each end step, sacrifice another creature.
6/6

[dyd]

Territorial Broodmother 4uu
Creature - Drake
Flash, Flying
When ~ enters the battlefield, gain control of each spell. You may choose new targets for them.
Whenever an opponent casts a spell during your turn, gain control of that spell. You may choose new targets for it.
2/2

[JovialJovian]

Feedback Mage 3RR
Creature - Lizard Wizard
T: Target spell deals damage equal to its converted mana cost to its controller.
1/1

[void_nothing]

Scalebane's Zeal 0
• Instant
Exile target Naga, Snake, Lizard, or Viashino.
2W, Discard Scalebane's Zeal: Creatures you control get +1/+2 until end of turn.

[dyd]

Soliciotter 1wu
Creature - Otter Advisor
Spells with converted mana cost 0 can't be cast.
Abilities of nonland cards and permanents with converted mana cost 0 can't be activated.
2/3

[void_nothing]

Obscene Devourer 4GG
Creature - Troll Beast
Trample, vigilance
When Obscene Devourer enters the battlefield, each opponent creates eight Food tokens.
GGGGGGGG: Obscene Devourer gains indestructible and hexproof until end of turn.
12/12

[dyd]

Void Kris 1
Legendary Artifact — Equipment
Equipped creature has deathtouch and lifelink.
1: Permanents your opponents control lose hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.
Equip 2

[Pygyzy]

Sinister Saboteur bb
Creature — Minion Horror Spy
Lifelink, deathtouch
Creatures you don't control have protection from Equipment.
Creatures you control can't lose keyword abilities.
2/1

[spacemonaut]

Heat Lash 1R
Instant
Heat Lash deals 1 damage to each of up to three targets.
Scry 1.

[JovialJovian]

Lunar Wind 2U
Enchantment
Whenever an opponent casts a spell, for each of that spell's targets you may draw a card unless that spell's controller pays 2.

[void_nothing]

Quiet of the Shunkaw River U
Enchantment
When Quiet of the Shunkaw River enters the battlefield, draw a card.
0: Spells you cast don't cause triggered abilities to trigger this turn.

[Pygyzy]

Encroach the Banks
Artifact
Players can't draw cards except the first during their draw step.
Activated abilities of noncreatures with T or 0 in their activation cost can't be activated, unless they're mana abilities.

[void_nothing]

Spawn of Grothama 2G
Creature - Wurm
Spawn of Grothama can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less.
When Spawn of Grothama leaves the battlefield, each opponent draws two cards.
5/4

[Pygyzy]

Spawnslayers 2rG
Creature — Orc Barbarian
First strike, provoke
Creatures leaving the battlefield under an opponent's control don't cause triggered abilities to trigger.
4/
Edit lol whatever I'm not changing it :laugh:

[void_nothing]

Tresserhorn Blackguard 1B
Creature - Zombie Knight
First strike
When Tresserhorn Blackguard enters the battlefield, you lose 2 life.
All Barbarians, Berserkers, and Warriors get -1/-1.
2/2

[dyd]

Sunflower 1g
Creature — Plant Wall
Defender
Protection from Zombies
t: Add G or w.
"There's a Zombie in your lawn." - Bothilda, nosy neighbour
0/3

[void_nothing]

Thrash About 2RR
Instant
Switch target creature's power and toughness until end of turn. Each opponent sacrifices an artifact or a land.
"When the physiological changes begin, the subjects have a tendency to spasm uncontrollably. Couple that with the greater muscle size... and you have quite a mess." - Gatha, Tolarian renegade

[Krishnath]

Cliffs of Retribution 2RW
Legendary Creature - Elemental Wall
Defender,
First strike, indestructible,
Whenever a spell controlled by an opponent targets one or more creatures you control, it also targets Cliffs of Retribution (in addition to all its other legal targets).
Whenever a spell controlled by an opponent causes you to sacrifice a noncreature permanent, Cliffs of Retribution loses defender and gains haste until the beginning of your next end step.
1/13

[JovialJovian]

Tilt 2BR
Instant
Tap target creature an opponent controls, that creature deals damage equal to its toughness to its controller.

[Pygyzy]

Unfazeability WUG
Enchantment
Creatures you control have lifelink, hexproof from multicolored and assign combat damage equal to their toughness instead of their power.

[Krishnath]

Custom Plague 2BB
Legendary Enchantment
Creatures your opponents control get -0/-1 for each differently named enchantment you control.
"We've got your choice of pestilence at an affordable price." - Siniz, Plague Witch.

[dyd]

Vizzerdrix Breeder 4uuu
Creature — Rabbit Beast
When ~ enters the battlefield, each other nonland, nontoken permanent becomes its copy.
Nonland, nontoken permanents enter the battlefield as a copy of ~.
...because he became one himself.
6/6

[spacemonaut]

Lapse of Existence 1WW
Sorcery
Choose one —
• Exile target creature. Its controller creates a treasure token.
• Exile all nonland permanents, then return them to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step.
Entwine

[Krishnath]

Kezzerdrix Gardener 1BGU
Creature - Rabbit Beast Peasant (M)
First strike, hexproof.
When Kezzerdrix Gardener enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.
At the beginning of your end step, for each token you control, create a copy of that token.
Tokens you control can't be exiled.
4/4

[Pygyzy]

Knight of the Fair Fight WR
Creature — Human Knight Coward (u)
Opponents can't create tokens.
0: Remove this creature from combat.
3/1