The DCC - March 21st, 2024

[bravelion83]

Welcome to the DCC!
If you have any questions or comments, feel free to post in the DCC Discussion Thread.

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How To Play

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How does this card-making game work? It's simple! Whenever your card receives a vote, you receive [1] point for the month. If your card ends up with the most votes for that day, you will receive [2] additional points for the month. In the event of a tie, each person who tied receives [1] additional point. At the end of each month, the person with the most points on the scoreboard wins that month, then the scoreboard is cleared for the next month. You can participate in as many or as few days as you want in any month.

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Rules

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• Each day you may post any card you want. On the next day all of the posted cards will be put into the thread as long as your card didn't get disqualified - see the next point for more details. If you post more than one card in a DCC thread, only the first card you post will be taken.
• When you vote, you need to make exactly two votes for two different people. Vote for the cards that are listed in the first post, not other cards being posted in the thread. If you notice that you've only voted for one person, include your second vote in a post, even if you're not submitting a card.
• If you want to change your vote for any reason, post that change in the day's thread (you can include it with your card if you want). Changed votes in the discussion thread will be ignored.
• Voting for only one person, for three or more people, or for yourself will earn you an asterisk by your name in the monthly leaderboard. So will failing to vote if you've posted a card. (We're not going to do anything about people who don't vote or post cards; that would be kind of silly.) This indicates that you're on probation for the next 21 days. If you're on probation and you make another improper vote, your card will be disqualified. Repeated disqualification is grounds for warnings and/or infractions for not following the game rules, so please don't do it.
• Voting for everything in the poll will be grounds for a lifetime ban from the DCC. Don't do it. It just wastes the thread creators' time.
• If you wish to post a render, please use the hyperlink option when posting your card and make the card name the image link. Renders are usually large enough to clog up the list, so submit a text-formed card and (optionally) a link in the name to the render.
• This thread is just for your card submission. Take your questions/comments to our discussion thread. If it's a question, comment, or complaint about probation, PM void_nothing and/or the month's DCC organizer.
• When posting make sure that:
  • You have included all of the previous day's entries.
  • You update the leaderboard with the previous day's scores.

(An easy way to post the new thread is to hit the multiquote button on every post in the previous day's thread, then click Post Reply. Select everything in this post, copy it, and then paste it into the first post for a new thread. You'll have to clean up a few small things, like quote tags around the opening post and the previous day's cards.)

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Notes of the Day

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I might have a mystery of my own to solve today...

(Another cryptic reference to events in my own real life. I know what I'm talking about.)

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DCC Scoreboard

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netn10 56 (+6)
bravelion83 42
RattingRots 42
OneAndOnly 42 (+1)
Rithaniel 40
marioguy3 25 (+2)
void_nothing 11
archemedesx 12 (+3)
KB52665 4
MonoRedMage 4

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Votes: netn10, archemediesx (even though I'd like to see what it means for a creature to be "euphoric", I've either missed that from your past submissions or you haven't shown us yet)

Cleansing the Cemetery 4WB
Sorcery (R)
Destroy target creature an opponent controls. Its controller reveals their hand. You choose a card from it. That player discards that card. Then exile up to two cards from graveyards.
"Two more? But the cemetery is full to the brim! Oh well, I will have to make room for them..."
—Daakes, undertaker

netn10, marioguy3

Conditioned Squire 1W
Creature - Human Soldier (C)
~ enters the battlefield with a wield counter on it. (Creatures with wield counters on them have "Equip abilities that target this creature cost 1 less to activate for each wield counter on it.")
Remove a wield counter from ~: Attach an equipment attached to ~ to another target creature. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
2/2

Votes: archemediesx, netn10

Day 16: Scryfall
Instant (Uncommon)
This spell costs less if an opponent scried this turn.
Destroy target creature. You gain 2 life.

Votes: archemedesx, marioguy3

Gisa and Geralf, the Twins 1UB
Legendary Creature - Human Warlock Wizard (Mythic)
Vigilance, menace
XBB, T: Exile X cards from any number of target graveyards. Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token for each creature card exiled this way.
2UU, T: Destroy any number of Zombies, then create a X/X blue Zombie creature token, where X's the total power of the destroyed creatures.
2/2

Votes: OneAndOnly, netn10

Master of Masters
Creature - Elf M
Vigilance
When Master of Masters enters the battlefield, search your library for any number of cards with the word "master" or a word containing "master" in each of their names, reveal them, and put them into your hand. Then shuffle.
3/3

[bravelion83]

Votes: RattingRots, netn10

Mardu Armorer {R/W}{W/B}{B/R}
Creature — Orc Warrior (R)
Mardu Armorer enters the battlefield with a first strike counter on it if RW was spent to cast it, a lifelink counter if WB was spent to cast it and/or a menace counter if BR was spent to cast it.
"If you ever need any weapon, just come to me, and I will give it to you. I'll just test it on you first though... After all, I have to make sure it works properly before handing it to you, don't I?"
3/3

[Rithaniel]

Votes: bravelion83, netn10

Binding Chalk
Artifact R
, : Create an enchantment token named Binding Circle with "When Binding Circle enters the battlefield, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until Binding Circle leaves the battlefield."

[netn10]

Votes: marioguy3, RattingRots

Tamiyo, Fleeting Memory GWUU
Legendary Enchantment Creature - Moonfolk Saga (Mythic)
Flying, defender
I In the mind's expanse - If you have fewer than seven cards in hand, draw cards equal to the difference.
II Memories softly whisper - Exile any number of cards from your hand, then return that many cards from your graveyard to your hand.
III Echoes of our past - Until end of turn, whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell from your hand, it gains rebound.
0/6

[OneAndOnly]

Votes: netn10, RattingRots
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Spellslinger's Aethercycle -- 4
Artifact - Vehicle
Haste, Prowess
Imprint -- When Spellslinger's Aethercycle enters the battlefield, you may exile an instant or sorcery card from the graveyard. Note its mana value.
Whenever Spellslinger's Aethercycle attacks, you may cast a copy of the exiled card without paying its mana cost.
Crew X, where X is the noted mana value.
3/2