New Challenge Every Day - March 6th: A card that WotC would probably won't print

[void_nothing]

Today's Challenge: A card that WotC would probably won't print

.::To Enter::.
In a single post:

• Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or fewer entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one.)

• Make a card that fits the current challenge.

• Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win.

Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points. In case of a further tie, the IIW of the earlier poster will be used.

.::Scoring::.

shullz 11 (+4)
void_nothing 10
YoTed 10 (+4)
OneAndOnly 10 (+2)
netn10 10 (+5)
Ink-Treader 8
LandellXil0cent 7 (+2)
KB52665 6 (+0)
Komandon 5 (+4)
Dedede36699 3 (+1)

.::Note of the Day::.

.::Yesterday's Submissions::.

High mana value, small numbers

Votes: Dedede3669, Komandon. HM to netn10 (for "pep counters")
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Latticus of the North Patch -- WWWGGGG
Legendary Creature - Rabbit Warrior
When Latticus of the North Patch enters, create a number of 1/1 green and white Rabbit creature tokens equal to your life total.
At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 1/1 green and white Rabbit creature token for each other Rabbit you control.
When you control no Rabbits, you lose.
3/3
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Next: 0-MV Auras

Votes: YoTed, netn10

I should probably feel shame, but my mind is still in the gutter City of Gyat from yesterday and I found its hero.



IIW: Existing cards, but they are twisted/wrong.

votes: OneAndOnly, netn10

Golgari Mosstender '
Creature - Plant Zombie Citizen
Whenever a creature card with power lower than Golgari Mosstender is put into your graveyard from anywhere, put a +1/+1 counters on all creatures you control.
2/2
"Are the corpses tending to the moss, or the moss tending to the corpses?"
"Yes."

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Edit: "Enters your graveyard" → "Is put into your graveyard"

IIW: "Land - Gate" synergies

The cards from yesterday are top tier, and to everyone who took the challenge - your cards are rizzed up properly fr 0_0

Votes: LandellXil0cent, shullz

Massive L 7W
Enchantment (Mythic)
Whenever Massive L enters the battlefield or an opponent loses the game, draw two cards, you gain 5 life, then create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token, a Blood token, Treasure, Food, Cue, Scrap and Powerstone.
"That ratio tho."

IIW: New enchantment token

Votes: YoTed, netn10

IIW: cast cards exiled by an Escape cost.

Vote: OneAndOnly, Komandon

I was mildly confused by today's challenge for a moment. Then I realized void's IIW was the opposite of the one I posted that day.

Death Spiral 6BBB
Sorcery (R)
Ceaseless (If this is the first time you've cast a spell with this name this game, at the beginning of each of your upkeeps, copy this spell.)
Put a -1/-1 counter on each creature, and each player loses 1 life.

IIW: Low mana value, big numbers

Votes: netn10 , YoTed

Arachnid Figment 8U
Creature —Spider Illusion (uncommon)
Flash, reach.
As an additional cost to cast, return a creature you control to its owners hand. Arachnid Figment cost x less where X is the returned creature's mana value.
2/3

IIW: a card that makes token copies of an existing noncreature permanent card. (It can have an ability to turn into a creature like Jade Statue

Votes: YoTed, shullz

Balance of Power
Artifact (U)
Balance of Power costs less to cast for each life you are below your starting total.
When you cast Balance of Power, put X justice counters on it where X is the amount of mana spent to cast it.
, remove a justice counter from Balance of Power: Gain 1 life.
, sacrifice Balance of Power: Deal X damage to any target where X is the number of justice counters on it.

IIW: Jump-Start
the mechanic, not the set

Vote: shullz, landellXil0cent



IIW: Cards that break the 4th wall in any capacity.

Votes: Shullz, Komandon

Yawgmoth Brings Death 7bbb
Legendary Sorcery (M)
(You may cast a legendary sorcery only if you control a legendary creature or planeswalker.)
Destroy all permanents, then each other player's life total becomes 1. Exile Yawgmoth Brings Death.

IIW: Commodore Guff before he was a Planeswalker.

Votes: netn10, Komandon

Drunk on Halo 3RRGG
Enchantment (R)
Whenever Drunk on Halo enters the battlefield or you cast a spell, Drunk on Halo deals 1 damage to any target, scry 2, and create a 3/3 white Angel creature token with flying.
Don't mess with Jetmir when he's in such a state.

IIW: Urza's land synergies

[OneAndOnly]

Votes: Komandon, Ink-Treader
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Kramedart Cylix -- 3
Legendary Artifact {M}
3, T, Exile Kramedart Cylix: Search each player's hand, library, and graveyard and exile all Universe Beyond cards. Then, each player exiles all Universe Beyond permanents they control.

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Expand Comprehension - WUBRG
Sorcery {R}
Players play a subgame of Magic using a Lord of the Rings starter pack as their decks. Players may only converse in this game using Sindarin, Quenya, or the Black Speech. The winner of the subgame may put all cards in their hand at the end of the subgame into their hand.

Central Intelligence - 3UUUUU
Sorcery {R}
Players shuffle all their libraries together. Until the end of game, players share this library.
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Next: 0-MV Auras

[KB52665]

Votes: OneandOnly, LandellXil0cent

Unfettered Ultimancy xxuuuu
Sorcery
Search your library for any number of instant and/or sorcery cards with different mana values X or less, exile them, then shuffle. If X is 10 or more and ten or more cards are exiled this way, you win the game. Otherwise, you may cast the exiled cards without paying their mana costs.

IIW: Commodore Guff before he was a Planeswalker.

[shullz]

Votes: KB52665, OneAndOnly



IIW: Fix a banned card, so it could be unbanned.

[Ink-Treader]

Vote: Komandon, void_nothing

Mana Instability 2BRG
Sorcery (R)
Destroy all permanents with mana abilities.

IIW: Low mana value, big numbers

[Dedede3669]

Votes: void_nothing, LandellXil0cent

Rage of Ages
Tribal Sorcery - Barbarian
Target creature gains "When this creature attacks, untap it. There is an additional combat phase after this one."
Storm

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IIW: "Land - Gate" Synergies.

[TessaMTG]

Votes: Komandon, KB52665

Decided to make this because nowadays, WotC love their treasure tokens.
IIW: New version of one of the March of the Machines precon's commanders. (Gimbal, Bright-Palm, Kasla, Brimaz, and/or Sidar Jabari)

[LandellXil0cent]

Votes: void_nothing, Ink-Treader

Based upon: https://fabrary.net/cards/victor-goldma ... nd-mighty

Victor Goldmane, of Flesh and Blood
Legendary Creature - Human Knight (M)
The first time you create a Treasure token each turn, draw a card.
The first time you lose a clash each turn, you may sacrifice a Treasure token. If you do clash again. If you win untap Victor Golmane
When Victor Goldmane deals combat damage to a player, clash with that player. If you win, create a Treasure token.
2/5

IIW: based upon another popular TCG

[YoTed]

Vote: TessaMTG, netn10



IIW: NeverWinter mmorpg

[Komandon]

Votes: LandellXil0cent , OneAndOnly

Oh No Not the Pinkertons 3UB
Instant
Gain control of all nontoken artifacts opponents control. Each opponent loses life equal to the number of artifacts they lost control in this way. Take an extra turn after this one if you control 10 or permanents you don't own.
"Not a part of the ability but you know you know have to. After this game you have to sign over your biometrics to Hasbro for free. You know what they will do with it. If you don't when the time comes that you are forced to the Pinkerton will be the least of your worries."

IIW: two enemy color hoser or two ally color assistance on a card.

[netn10]

Votes: OneAndOnly, void_nothing

Government-Issued Vaccine 3
Artifact (Common)
T: Add C.
3, T: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Implant it. (Implanted creatures have base power and toughness 3/4 and are green Aliens as long as you control a Mothership Vehicle)
"The citizens of Hollowdale are like cattle - innocent, gullible, and most of all, consumable."
- That Man in Black Suit

IIW: Implants or Mothership Vehicle

[void_nothing]

Votes: Dedede3669, Ink-Treader

Yawgmoth, Benevolent Apothecary 2WW
Legendary Creature - Human Cleric (M)
Other Humans you control get +0/+1 and have vigilance.
Tap three untapped creatures you control: Put a +1/+1 counter on a creature you control and create your choice of a Food token or a tapped Powerstone token, then each player puts a +1/+1 counter on a creature they control and creates their choice of a Food token or a tapped Powerstone token.
WW, Remove three counters from among permanents you control or sacrifice three tokens: Draw a card.
2/4

IIW: March of the Machine-style Phyrexian transform cards