New Challenge Every Day - March 4th: A card with Gen-Z slang in its name

[void_nothing]

Today's Challenge: A card with Gen-Z slang in its name

.::To Enter::.
In a single post:

• Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or fewer entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one.)

• Make a card that fits the current challenge.

• Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win.

Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points. In case of a further tie, the IIW of the earlier poster will be used.

.::Scoring::.

Ink-Treader 5
LandellXil0cent 5 (+5)
shullz 5 (+1)
OneAndOnly 5 (+3)
KB52665 5 (+4)
void_nothing 4
YoTed 3 (+3)
netn10 2 (+0)
Dedede36699 2 (+2)

.::Note of the Day::.

.::Yesterday's Submissions::.

Cost reduction that isn't mana

Votes: Dedede3669, YoTed
.
The Maker's Call -- UUU
Enchantment
Activation costs that include "Sacrifice this permanent" cost "Sacrifice this permanent" less and "Return this permanent to its owner's hand" more to activate,

Next: 0-mana value Auras

Votes: OneAndOnly, LandellXil0cent




Bonus: First idea that fit the challenge less directly and was way too OP:

SPOILER

Show

Hide

IIW: "You lose the game."

Votes: LandellXil0cent, KB52665

Thoughtweft Convertor 1
Artifact (Rare)
Activated abilities of creatures you control cost T less and 2, Q more to activate.
Most kithkins lack the ability to separate their individual thoughts from the collective consciousness, and most don't feel a need to do so. This invention is designed for and by those who have awakened to their individuality.

IIW: Hybrid artifact

Vote: OneAndOnly, LandellXil0cent

Solar Font CR
Enchantment (U)
Once each turn, if you would pay life, you may pay 3 less life.
3, Sacrifice Solar Font: Exile the top three cards of your library. You may play those cards until end of turn. At the beginning of the next upkeep, you lose 1 life for each card exiled with Solar Font.

IIW: Low mana value, big numbers

Votes: OneAndOnly, YoTed

Merchant of Horizons 1G
Enchantment Creature - Human Peasant (U)
Escape costs you pay cost "Exile one other card from your graveyard" less to pay. (For example, pay the cost of "Escape - 3B, Exile five other cards from your graveyard" by paying 3B and exiling four other cards from your graveyard.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay 1U. If you do, surveil 2.
1/3

IIW: High mana value, small numbers

Vote: KB52665, Dedede3669



IIW: Level-up Creatures

votes: KB52665, LandellXil0cent

Eldrazi Invocations
Legendary Enchantment
At the beginning of your end step, sacrifice Eldrazi Invocations if you control more than two colored permanents.
When you cast a spell, you may sacrifice any number of permanents. Spells cost your choice of , , , , or less to cast for each spell cast this way.

SPOILER

Show

Hide

IIW: "Land - Gate" synergies

Votes: Shullz, LandellXil0cent

Inside Scoop uu
Enchantment
Whenever you collect evidence, you may exile nonland cards from your graveyard as though their mana value were one greater.

IIW: Evoke Artifacts

Votes: KB52665 (🤣) , YoTed

The Art of the Grift 2UU
Enchantment
Spells or abilities that require you to tap two or more untapped permanents as part of a cost, you may tap one less permanent instead.

IIW: Card name that has the name of a Greek letter other than alpha, beta, gamma and omega.

[OneAndOnly]

Votes: KB52665, void_nothing
.
Smol // Swol -- 1W // 1G
Instant // Instant {C}
{Smol} Target creature becomes 0/1 until end of turn.
{Swol} Target creature becomes 5/5 until end of turn,
The difference one letter can make.

Next: 0 MV Auras

[netn10]

Votes: OneAndOnly, void_nothing

Challenge

Show

Hide

I dare you to do a City of Gyatt. I couldn't do it lol

Cringe U
Instant (Uncommon)
Target creature gets -3/-0 until end of turn. Put three stun counters on it.
///
Based GG
Instant (Uncommon)
Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn. Put three unstun counters on it. (If a permanent with an unstun counter on it would become tapped, instead remove an unstun counter from it.)

IIW: A card that WotC would probably won't print

[shullz]

Votes: netn10, void_nothing



Romeo, Simp for the Enemy
Legendary Creature — Human Knight (Rare)
Foebond (You may pair this creature with another unpaired creature an opponent controls when either enters the battlefield.)
As long as Romeo, Simp for the Enemy is paired with another creature, both creatures have first strike, protection from Black and "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield under the control of the controller of the creature it was paired with."
He's the knight E-girls deserve, but not the one they need.
2/2

For @netn10:

Challenge accepted

Show

Hide

Also for some reason I felt compelled to do this:

IIW: Foebond

[Komandon]

Votes: YoTed , shullz

Vibe Check GGG
Instant (rare)
All players may shuffle any number of cards from their hands into their libraries and draw that may cards. You gain 2 life card drawn by other players in this way.
"If I writer I think there would be a better flavor text here."

[Dedede3669]

Votes: void_nothing, ink-treader

Battle of Ohio
Battle - Siege
When Battle of Ohio enters the battlefield, choose a creature. Put a finality counter on all creatures not chosen this way.
8
////
Made in Ohio
Artifact
Whenever an opponent cast a spell, you may tap a permanent you control. If that spell has at least one target, you may choose new targets for it.
On each turn, for each spell you cast or non-mana ability you activate beyond the first two, counter that spell or activated ability.

SPOILER

Show

Hide

IIW: "Land - Gate" Synergies

[LandellXil0cent]

Votes: OneAndOnly, YoTed

I love these submissions, thanks for the votes

Here you go netn10

City of Gyatt
Land (M)
Whenever City of Gyatt becomes tapped, put a +0/+1 counter on target creature you control.
: Add one mana of any color. City of Gyatt deals 1 damage to you.
Creatures you control with 3 or more +0/+1 counters on them have intimidate.
Only the finest for its citizens

IIW: Creatures with mana value greater than 5 but P/T less than 3.

[YoTed]

Vote: Komandon, Void_Nothing



IIW: NeverWinter

[Ink-Treader]

Vote: netn10, void_nothing

[KB52665]

Votes: Ink-Treader, YoTed

L., the Taken 3r
Legendary Creature — Human Rebel
Vigilance
Whenever L. is dealt damage, it deals twice that much damage to you.
Whenever loss of life would cause you to lose the game, you win the game instead.
2/5

IIW: Commodore Guff before he was a Planeswalker

[kwanyeegor-ii]

oneandonly netn10

[void_nothing]

Votes: shullz, Ink-Treader