New Challenge Every Day - May 9: Living weapon

[void_nothing]

Today's Challenge:
Living weapon

.::To Enter::.
In a single post:

• Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or fewer entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one.)

• Make a card that fits the current challenge.

• Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win.

Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points. In case of a further tie, the IIW of the earlier poster will be used.

.::Scoring::.

JovialJovian 26 (+4)
Subject16 20 (+2)
void_nothing 18 (+1)
dyd 15 (+4)
Mimicvat 12 (+1)
netn10 12 (+2)
Phyrexian Editor 10
kwanyeegor-ii 9
Lorn Asbord Schutta 7 (+1)
haywire 6
tempoEDH 5
FoilSquared 5 (+5)
chochky 2

.::Note of the Day::.

We keep getting this challenge a lot in various places lately. Sup with that?

.::Yesterday's Submissions::.
A sweeper with a twist

Votes: subject16, void_nothing

Explodify 1RRR
Sorcery (R)
Destroy all creatures. For each creature destroyed this way, ~ deals 2 damage to a player chosen at random.
The Goblins plan B was pretty explosive.... but then, so was plan A

IIW: Blue Goblins

Votes: FoilSquared, JovialJovian

Flurry of Pain 2br
Sorcery
Each creature deals 1 damage to each other creature and planeswalker.

IIW: hexproof from

FoilSquared, JovialJovian

Temporal Tempest XU
Sorcery (R)
Temporal Tempest deals X damage to each creature. If a creature dealt damage this way would die this turn, return that creature to its owner's hand instead.

iiw: card name is a song title

nent10, FoilSquared

Mirror Warp XUB
Sorcery (Rare)
Strive — This spell costs B more to cast for each target beyond the first.
Creatures your opponents control get -X/-0 until end of turn. You may switch any number of target creatures' power and toughness until end of turn.
"You are rarely the person you see yourself as. Let's change that."
—Ashiok

IIW: Quests

Votes: dyd, Mimicvat

Forced Morphism 2UU
Sorcery (Rare)
Exile all creatures, then choose 0/1 white Goat or 3/3 green Beast. For each creature exiled this way, its controller creates a creature token of what you chose.

IIW: New mechanic for Selesnya.

FoilSquared, dyd

Wrath of Dog 2GG
Sorcery
For each creature, that creature's controller creates X 2/2 green Hound creature tokens, where X is that creature's toughness. Those tokens deal damage equal to their power to that creature, and that creature deals damage equal to its power divided as its controller chooses among those tokens.

IIW: Number of cards in hand

Votes: netn10; dyd

Scapegoat Plot
Sorcery - (R)
Choose a permanent type.
Discard a card, then target opponent may discard a card. If they don't, they sacrifice a permanent that isn't of the chosen type. You may repeat this process any number of times.

IIW: Anti-discard tech

Votes: JovialJovian, dyd

Mutually Assured Destruction 1WB
Sorcery (R)
Choose target opponent that is attacking you with a creature they control
Destroy all creatures you and target opponent control. Each player loses 1 life for each creature destroyed this way.
Two great nations, reduced to nothing but rubble.

IIW: Alternate equip costs

lorn asbord schutta foilsquared

Capricious Decree RWB
Sorcery (Mythic)
Choose a color at random. Destroy all creatures that aren't the chosen color.

iiw samurai

Votes: JovialJovian, Subject16

Radiant's Arbitration 6WW
Instant - Serra's (M)
Create two 4/4 white Angel creature tokens with flying and vigilance, then choose an Angel you control. Exile all creatures with power greater than the chosen Angel's.

IIW: Fun with modal

[dyd]

Votes: kwanyeegor-ii, netn10

Perpetual Incubator 2(rp)(gp)
Artifact - Equipment
((Gp) can be paid with either g or 2 life.)
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has haste.
When ~ becomes unattached from a creature, sacrifice that creature.
At the beginning of your upkeep, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a creature card with converted mana cost equal to 1 plus equipped creature's converted mana cost. Put that card onto the battlefield and attach ~ to it. Put all other cards exiled this way on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Equip 7

IIW: overload outside Izzet colors

[Lorn Asbord Schutta]

Votes: wizyard; void-nothing

Phyrexian Sinewdriver
Artifact - Equipment
Living weapon (When this Equipment enters the battlefield, create a 0/0 black Germ creature token, then attach this to it.)
Equipped creature gets +2/+1 and can't attack or block.
Whenever equipped creature crews a Vehicle, you may pay 2 life. If you do, that Vehicle gains infect until end of turn.
Equip

IIW: Fireworks

[netn10]

Votes: Subject16, void_nothing

Realmruler 3
Artifact - Equipment (Rare)
Living Weapon
Equipped creature gets +1/+1
Whenever equipped creature attacks, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile X permanent cards, where X is the power of equipped creature. Put those permanent cards onto the battlefield.
Equip 3

IIW: New Selesnya mechanic

[wizyard]

dyd, kwanyeegor-ii

Germ Warfare 1B
Enchantment (R)
Equipment you control have living weapon.
Germs you control get +1/+1.

iiw: temporal shenanigans

[JovialJovian]

dyd, Subject16

Spinal Bore 2
Artifact - Equipment
Living Weapon
When equipped creature dies, draw a card.
Equipped creature gets +2/0.
Equip 2

IIW: Planar Chaos-style alternate version of legends.

[Subject16]

kwanyeegor-ii, Lord Absord Schutta

Latchsneak 1U
Artifact — Equipment (Uncommon)
Living Weapon (When this Equipment enters the battlefield, create a 0/0 black Germ creature token, then attach this to it.)
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and can't be blocked.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
Equip 2
A key for any kind of lock.

IIW: Fog effects

[kwanyeegor-ii]

mimicvat netn10

Glistening Armor 3
Artifact--Equipment (Common)
Living weapon
Equipped creature gets +0/+5.
Equip 3

iiw triggered abilities that would happen very rarely

[void_nothing]

Votes: dyd, kwanyeegor-ii

Exofortress 6GG
Artifact - Equipment (R)
Living weapon
Equipped creature gets +7/+7 and has hexproof and grapple. (A creature with grapple can't be blocked by more than one creature.)
Equip 6

IIW: White Beasts

[Mimicvat]

Votes: Jovialjovian, kwanyeegor-ii

Plunge into Ichor 2BB
Sorcery (R)
Destroy target creature. Create an Artifact Equipment token with Living Weapon, "Equip x" and "Equipped creature gets +X/+0," where X is the destroyed creature's power.

IIW: white phyrexian cards