The DCC - October 30th, 2023

[void_nothing]

Welcome to the DCC!
If you have any questions or comments, feel free to post in the DCC Discussion Thread.

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How To Play

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How does this card-making game work? It's simple! Whenever your card receives a vote, you receive [1] point for the month. If your card ends up with the most votes for that day, you will receive [2] additional points for the month. In the event of a tie, each person who tied receives [1] additional point. At the end of each month, the person with the most points on the scoreboard wins that month, then the scoreboard is cleared for the next month. You can participate in as many or as few days as you want in any month.

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Rules

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• Each day you may post any card you want. On the next day all of the posted cards will be put into the thread as long as your card didn't get disqualified - see the next point for more details. If you post more than one card in a DCC thread, only the first card you post will be taken.
• When you vote, you need to make exactly two votes for two different people.  Vote for the cards that are listed in the first post, not other cards being posted in the thread.  If you notice that you've only voted for one person, include your second vote in a post, even if you're not submitting a card.
• If you want to change your vote for any reason, post that change in the day's thread (you can include it with your card if you want). Changed votes in the discussion thread will be ignored.
• Voting for only one person, for three or more people, or for yourself will earn you an asterisk by your name in the monthly leaderboard. So will failing to vote if you've posted a card. (We're not going to do anything about people who don't vote or post cards; that would be kind of silly.) This indicates that you're on probation for the next 21 days. If you're on probation and you make another improper vote, your card will be disqualified. Repeated disqualification is grounds for warnings and/or infractions for not following the game rules, so please don't do it.
• Voting for everything in the poll will be grounds for a lifetime ban from the DCC. Don't do it. It just wastes the thread creators' time.
• If you wish to post a render, please use the hyperlink option when posting your card and make the card name the image link. Renders are usually large enough to clog up the list, so submit a text-formed card and (optionally) a link in the name to the render.
• This thread is just for your card submission. Take your questions/comments to our discussion thread.  If it's a question, comment, or complaint about probation, PM void_nothing and/or the month's DCC organizer.
• When posting make sure that:
  • You have included all of the previous day's entries.
  • You update the leaderboard with the previous day's scores.

(An easy way to post the new thread is to hit the multiquote button on every post in the previous day's thread, then click Post Reply. Select everything in this post, copy it, and then paste it into the first post for a new thread. You'll have to clean up a few small things, like quote tags around the opening post and the previous day's cards.)

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Notes of the Day

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DCC Scoreboard

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Raptorchan 76 (+3)
void_nothing 67 (+2)
Rithaniel 67 (+3)
netn10 66 (+7)
RattingRots 58
bravelion83 53 (+1)
emily 40
CunningGabe 40
marioguy3 5
Apellosine 4
KB52665 0

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Votes: Rithaniel, void_nothing

Village Protectors 2GW
Creature — Elf Soldier (R)
Vigilance, double strike
3{B/R}{B/R}: Double Village Protectors's power until end of turn.
They might just be two, but they would take out a whole army by themselves. If not with weapons, certainly with their love, both towards each other and towards the whole world.
2/2

Votes: netn10, void_nothing

Priest of Silence wb
Creature — Vampire Cleric (R)
Lifelink
Permanents leaving the battlefield don't cause abilities to trigger.
2/3

Votes: bravelion83, netn10

When You're Late
Sorcery Un-M
Take an extra turn after this one. If that turn doesn't end within thirty seconds of beginning, end that turn at thirty seconds.
"What do you mean it doesn't exile itself? It's an extra turn spell. It should exile itself."

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"Just . . . skip combat."
"We solved the problem of extra turns making the game into a slog!"
"Wait, where are you going? I haven't finished writing the flav-"

Votes: Raptorchan, Rithaniel

Damage Control WW
Instant (Rare)
Return target creature card that died this turn from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Return all cards you discarded this turn to your hand.
Put all cards you milled this turn on top of your library in any order.
To the Brokers, reputation is the difference between "having an accident" and having an accident.

Votes: Raptorchan, netn10

Twisted-Visage Mocker 4R
Creature - Manticore Coward (U)
Flying
Twisted-Visage Mocker can't block.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, Twisted-Visage Mocker deals 1 damage to target creature an opponent controls. Until end of turn, that creature becomes a Coward in addition to its other types and can't block.
3/3

Raptorchan, netn10

Recruit Raiders 1R
Sorcery (C)
Create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens with horde (A creature with horde can't be blocked unless all attacking creatures with horde are blocked).

netn10 rithaniel

[bravelion83]

Votes: void_nothing, RattingRots

Infallible Lash 1CR
Artifact — Equipment (U)
Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and is colorless.
R, Sacrifice Infallible Lash: Equipped creature deals damage equal to its power to target creature or planeswalker that's one or more colors.
Equip C

[netn10]

Votes: Rithaniel, RattingRots

Vryn Ring-Walker
Land (Rare)
T: Add C. Put a ward 1 counter or a +1/+1 counter on Vryn Ring-Walker.
?: Vryn Ring-Walker becomes a 0/0 Golem artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land. This ability cost equal to the amount of +1/+1 counters on Vryn Ring-Walker.

[RattingRots]

Raptorchan, netn10 (although this might want to be white/green)

HM: Rithaniel

Seal Off WU
Instant (U)
Choose one--
-Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
-Counter target creature spell.

[void_nothing]

Votes: bravelion83, netn10

Diabolist's Curse 2B
Enchantment - Aura Curse (R)
Enchant player
At the beginning of each end step, each nonland card in enchanted player's hand that was put there from anywhere this turn perpetually costs 1 and 1 life more to cast.
BBB: Enchanted player draws a card and loses 1 life.
"My best advice for getting out of contracts is to never get into them." - Davriel Cane

[Rithaniel]

Votes: netn10, RattingRots

Factum of Entropy
Artifact R
, : Choose target opponent. You and that player each mill a card. If either player milled a land card this way, repeat this process.
, : Randomly choose three cards in your graveyard. Exile two of them and return the third to your hand.
Each event requires some level of sacrifice.

[kwanyeegor-ii]

raptorchan rattingrots