New Challenge Every Day - October 23rd: Learn

[void_nothing]

Today's Challenge: Learn

.::To Enter::.
In a single post:

• Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or fewer entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one.)

• Make a card that fits the current challenge.

• Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win.

Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points. In case of a further tie, the IIW of the earlier poster will be used.

.::Scoring::.

Raptorchan 58 (+3)
netn10 56 (+2)
Rithaniel 44 (+2)
CunningGabe 41 (+4)
FrostBoss216 35 (+0)
void_nothing 30 (+2)
LandellXil0cent 29 (+0)
Komandon 20 (+1)
KB52665 11
Apellosine 1

.::Note of the Day::.

.::Yesterday's Submissions::.
Fallout

Votes: netn10, CunningGabe

Fat Man, Mini Nuke Launcher 4
Legendary Artifact — Equipment (R)
Whenever Fat Man, Mini Nuke Launcher is equipped to a creature, tap that creature.
Equipped creature gets +5/+0 and has explosive. (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, it deals that much damage to each creature they control.)
Equip 6

IIW: Based on true events

Votes: CunningGabe, Komandon

Vault 11
Legendary Land – Vault (R)
When Vault 11 enters the battlefield, put a doom counter on each creature you control.
t: Add c.
At the beginning of your end step, you may sacrifice a creature with doom counter on it. If you do, put a doom counter on Vault 11. Otherwise, sacrifice Vault 11 and draw X cards, where X is the number of doom counters on it.

IIW: Junk tokens

Votes: Raptorchan , CunningGabe

Softshelled Mirelurk ug
Creature - Crab Mutant (common)
When Softshelled Mirelurk dies create a Food token. If it was blocked and died from combat damage, create two Food tokens instead.
1/3

IIW: hybrid of three creature types.

Votes: CunningGabe, void_nothing

Karma System 1WB
Enchantment (Rare)
When Karma System enters the battlefield, you become Neutral.
(Evil -4 -3 -2 -1 Neutral 0 +1 +2 +3 +4 Good)
Whenever a source you control destroys a creature, move 1 towards Evil, then draw cards and lose life equal to your (-) value.
Whenever a source you control returns a creature from a graveyard to its owner's hand, move 1 towards Good, then draw cards equal to your (+) value.

IIW: League of Legend's Champion

Votes: Rithaniel, void_nothing

Blast with X-Rays 2B
Instant (C)
Target creature has base power and toughness 1/1 and is a black Skeleton until end of turn. Its controller gets 2 rad counters.

IIW: Traps

Votes: netn10, Raptorchan

I'm interpreting the challenge as just meaning the concept associated with nuclear explosions, as opposed to the Universes Beyond stuff.

Unspeakable Destruction
Sorcery R
Destroy all artifacts and creatures. Choose seven lands at random and put an accursed counter on each of them. Those lands gain "Creatures you control get -1/-1."
"It will resolve the conflict, but there will be . . . repercussions."
—Jang Zuun, royal advisor

IIW: A creature that costs or a sorcery that costs

Votes: Raptorchan, Rithaniel

[netn10]

Votes: FrostBoss216, CunningGabe

Learn from the Best 1WW
Enchantment (Rare)
Creatures you control have mentor.
Whenever a creature you control mentors, learn.
"While the legion's heart will forever belong to Ravnica, we've made a promise to a dear friend to keep watch. The world is larger now, and we understand how precious his words were. The desire to protect it all cannot be taught in a school, but I will try."
- Aurelia, Teacher of "Omenpath Threats and How to Neutralize Them"

IIW: Omenpaths

[Raptorchan]

Votes: Komandon, CunningGabe

Autopsy Studies 2{b/g}{b/g}
Enchantment (U)
When Autopsy Studies enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 black and green Pest creature tokens with "When this creature dies, you gain 1 life."
Whenever a creature you control dies, learn. This ability triggers only once each turn.

IIW: Nontoken creature with token-only creature type

[CunningGabe]

Votes: Komandon, netn10

Applied Fractalomics 1G
Enchantment (U)
When Applied Fractalomics enters the battlefield, learn.
Whenever you learn, you may create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token. Then put a +1/+1 counter on a Fractal you control.

IIW: Enlist

[FrostBoss216]

Votes: Raptorchan, netn10

Traumatic Experience 1bb
Sorcery (R)
Multikicker — Pay 2 life.
For each time this spell was kicked, destroy target creature.
Create three blood tokens. Then learn.

IIW: Super Mario

[Komandon]

Votes: netn10 , Raptorchan

A Beautiful Day {w}{w}{W}
Instant (rare)
Until your next turn all permanents are phased out. Life totals can't change. All players have protection from everything. Players can't lose the game or win the game. Players skip their discard phase. Upon each players permanents phasing in they draw a card, learn and gain 2 life.
" How many times have you noticed that it's the little quiet moments in the midst of life that seem to give the rest extra-special meaning?" — Mr. Rogers

IIW: group hug cards.

[Rithaniel]

Votes: FrostBoss216, netn10

Rising to the Challenge
Instant R
You may gain 5 life. Then, if an opponent has more life than you, learn.
You may draw two cards. Then, if an opponent has more life than you, learn.
You may have creatures you control get +2/+0 and gain first strike until end of turn. Then, if an opponent controls a creature with greater power than any creature you control, learn.

IIW: A land with the main goal of mana fixing

[void_nothing]

Votes: netn10, CunningGabe

Blood Age Witness 3{R/W}
Creature - Spirit Cleric (U)
Double strike
When Blood Age Witness enters the battlefield, learn.
3{R/W}, Reveal a Lesson card from your hand, Sacrifice Blood Age Witness: Target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the mana value of the revealed card.
1/1

IIW: Phase out