New Challenge Every Day - October 13th: Elementary School

[void_nothing]

Today's Challenge: Elementary School

.::To Enter::.
In a single post:

• Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or fewer entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one.)

• Make a card that fits the current challenge.

• Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win.

Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points. In case of a further tie, the IIW of the earlier poster will be used.

.::Scoring::.

netn10 29 (+2)
Rithaniel 26 (+2)
Raptorchan 24 (+3)
LandellXil0cent 18 (+1)
FrostBoss216 18 (+2)
void_nothing 16
Komandon 14 (+1)
CunningGabe 10 (+4)
KB52665 9 (+1)
Apellosine 1

.::Note of the Day::.

.::Yesterday's Submissions::.
X damage spells

Votes: CunningGabe, Komandon

Compelling Argument xxb
Sorcery (R)
Deal X damage divided amongst any number of creatures you don't control.
If a creature would die to Compelling Argument, exile them instead. Until end of turn, you may cast cards exiled this way without paying their mana costs.
Students of Silverquill are significantly skilled at getting their point across, no matter what it takes.

IIW: Thanks, I hate it

Votes: KB52665, Rithaniel

Boggart Beatdown XXR
Sorcery (R)
Boggart Beatdown deals damage equal to the number of Goblins you control to X target creatures.

IIW: Bestow

Votes: CunningGabe, Raptorchan

We're Done
Sorcery (R)
We're Done deals 3 damage to up to X creatures. Then deal 1 damage to each opponent for each creature they control that was dealt damage this way. If X is greater than 6, instead deal 10 damage to all legal targets. (Creatures, players, and Planeswalkers without shroud, hexproof and ward.)
"It's over, we're done." -Karell's last words to Brach Zy the bard

IIW: I didn't need to know that. . .

Votes: FrostBoss216, CunningGabe

Safe xw
Sorcery (R)
Prevent the next X damage that would be dealt to each creature you control this turn.
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Sound xr
Sorcery (R)
Sound deals X damage to each creature.
Fuse (You may cast one or both halves of this card from your hand.)

IIW: Parley

Votes: netn10, Raptorchan

Pyrulean Stormclouds XGGU
Enchantment (R)
When Pyrulean Stormclouds enters the battlefield, it deals X damage to each creature with flying, each planeswalker, and each battle.
At the beginning of your end step, if a source you controlled dealt excess damage to a permanent this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on a creature you control, draw a card, and you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.

IIW: 6/6

Votes: LandellXil0cent, Rithaniel

Ampli-fire XXBR
Sorcery (Rare)
Until end of turn, whenever a source you control deals damage, multiply it by X.
Ampli-fire deals X damage to any target.
For the Rakdos, dad jokes and dead jokes are one and the same.

IIW: Pun

Votes: netn10, Raptorchan

Omniflame
Instant R
Search your library for up to three instant or sorcery cards with in their mana costs and cast them without paying their mana costs. For each of those spells, is equal to X. Then shuffle.

IIW: Sac-land that is also a man-land

Votes: CunningGabe , FrostBoss216

Psionic Shockwave XUU
Instant (Rare)
Deal X damage to any target and X damage rounded down to you.
Draw a card. If X is greater than 5, draw two cards instead.

IIW: old color pie cards.

[KB52665]

Votes: FrostBoss216, Rithaniel

Goblingrad Elementary
Land (U)
Goblins you control get +1/+1 for each lore counter on Goblingrad Elementary.
, Sacrifice a Goblin: Put a lore counter on Goblingrad Elementary. Then flip a coin. If you win, untap Goblingrad Elementary. If you lose, sacrifice Goblingrad Elementary.

IIW: Permanent that gains and/or loses card types

[netn10]

Votes: FrostBoss216, Raptorchan

It's Elementary 0
Sorcery - Lesson (Uncommon)
This spell can't start in your main deck.
Learn.

IIW: A new subtype for instants and sorceries.

[Raptorchan]

Votes: FrostBoss216, void_nothing

School Bullying 1r
Instant (C)
School Bullying deals 4 damage to target creature or planeswalker. Its controller learns. (They may reveal a Lesson card they own from outside the game and put it into their hand, or discard a card to draw a card.)

IIW: Different mana values

[CunningGabe]

Votes: netn10, Rithaniel

Recess 2R
Sorcery (R)
Untap all creatures you control with mana value 3 or less. After this main phase, there is an additional combat phase followed by an additional main phase.

IIW: Murder Mystery

[FrostBoss216]

Votes: Raptorchan, netn10

Take Attendance 4gg
Instant (R)
Search your library for up to two creature cards and put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
You gain 1 life for each creature you control.

IIW: "Choose one:"

[void_nothing]

Votes: FrostBoss216, Rithaniel

[Komandon]

Votes : Raptorchan , netn10

Torturous School Play 1GbB
Instant (rare)
Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn. All players discard their hand and skip their next draw step.


IIW: Bureaucracy

[LandellXil0cent]

Votes: Komandon, CunningGabe

Substitute Teacher
Creature Human Advisor (U)
Substitute Teacher costs for each Human your opponent's control.
Substitute Teacher enters the battlefield wit h your choice of a lifelink or menace counter on it.
If Substitute Teacher has a menace counter on it, it gets +2/+0.
If Substitute Teacher has a lifelink counter on it, it gets +0/+2.
2/3

IIW: dogs

[Rithaniel]

Votes: FrostBoss216, netn10

Cafeteria
Land R
: Add .
, , Tap an untapped creature you control: Create a tapped Food token.
"Why did you choose you employ a hydra as the lunch lady?"
—Mr. Kamdin, Math Teacher

IIW: Land with the main goal of mana fixing

[kwanyeegor-ii]

cunninggabe netn10