DCC - March 11, 2020

[Flatline]

Welcome to the DCC!
If you have any questions or comments, feel free to post in the DCC Discussion Thread.

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How To Play

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How does this card-making game work? It's simple! Whenever your card receives a vote, you receive [1] point for the month. If your card ends up with the most votes for that day, you will receive [2] additional points for the month. In the event of a tie, each person who tied receives [1] additional point. At the end of each month, the person with the most points on the scoreboard wins that month, then the scoreboard is cleared for the next month. You can participate in as many or as few days as you want in any month.

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Rules

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• Each day you may post any card you want. On the next day all of the posted cards will be put into the thread as long as your card didn't get disqualified - see the next point for more details. If you post more than one card in a DCC thread, only the first card you post will be taken.
• When you vote, you need to make exactly two votes for two different people. Vote for the cards that are listed in the first post, not other cards being posted in the thread. If you notice that you've only voted for one person, include your second vote in a post, even if you're not submitting a card.
• If you want to change your vote for any reason, post that change in the day's thread (you can include it with your card if you want). Changed votes in the discussion thread will be ignored.
• Voting for only one person, for three or more people, or for yourself will earn you an asterisk by your name in the monthly leaderboard. So will failing to vote if you've posted a card. (We're not going to do anything about people who don't vote or post cards; that would be kind of silly.) This indicates that you're on probation for the next 21 days. If you're on probation and you make another improper vote, your card will be disqualified. Repeated disqualification is grounds for warnings and/or infractions for not following the game rules, so please don't do it.
• Voting for everything in the poll will be grounds for a lifetime ban from the DCC. Don't do it. It just wastes the thread creators' time.
• If you wish to post a render, please use the hyperlink option when posting your card and make the card name the image link. Renders are usually large enough to clog up the list, so submit a text-formed card and (optionally) a link in the name to the render.
• This thread is just for your card submission. Take your questions/comments to our discussion thread. If it's a question, comment, or complaint about probation, PM void_nothing and/or the month's DCC organizer.
• When posting make sure that:
  • You have included all of the previous day's entries.
  • You update the leaderboard with the previous day's scores.

(An easy way to post the new thread is to hit the multiquote button on every post in the previous day's thread, then click Post Reply. Select everything in this post, copy it, and then paste it into the first post for a new thread. You'll have to clean up a few small things, like quote tags around the opening post and the previous day's cards.)

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Notes of the Day

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Like sand through the hourglass....

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DCC Scoreboard

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Flatline 34 (+4)
netn10 28 (+4)
slimytrout 24 (+2)
folding_music 21 (+2)
scarbo 18 (+2)
Rithaniel 16 (+1)
jamblock 15 (+2)
RattingRots 14 (+2)
Gateways7 13 (+2)
Henlock 13 (+2)
void_nothing 13 (+2)
BOVINE 7
marioguy3 5
Zemoo 4 (+1)
kwanyeegor-ii 3
FoilSquared 2

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Votes: folding_music, Gateways7

Unseen Tracker 1gg
Creature — Human Scout (U)
Unseen Tracker has hexproof as long as you control a Clue.
When Unseen Tracker enters the battlefield, investigate. (Create a colorless Clue artifact token with "2, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.")
3/2

votes: Rithaniel, scarbo

Mithril Coronet
Artifact - Equipment (R)
Equipped creature has vigilance.
Equipped enchantment is a creature in addition to its other types with power and toughness equal to its converted mana cost.
: Put target enchantment card from your graveyard onto the battlefield and attach Mithril Coronet to it.
Equip

Votes: jamblock, folding_music (this is genius)

Poison-Scale Strike GWB
Sorcery (Common)
Target creature you control gains lifelink and deathtouch until end of turn. Then, it fights target creature you don't control.

gateways7, zemoo (for the idea -- the wording would need substantial changes, since, for example, you could currently swap in a land)

hm: folding_music (fun thought, but it would be a *nightmare* due to oracle text.)

Infection Engine 2B
Artifact (R)
B, T, Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature. Then each opponent who controls seven or more creatures with -1/-1 counters on them loses the game.

vote: henlock, rattingrots

Stillfield Tactician 1ww
Creature - Human Soldier (R)
First strike
Creatures attacking or dealing combat damage don't cause abilities to trigger.
2/2

Flatline, Henlock

Armored Geopede 1RW
Creature - Insect (U)
If damage would be dealt to Armored Geopede while it has a +1/+1 counter on it, prevent that damage and remove a +1/+1 counter from it.
Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, if Armored Geopede has no +1/+1 counters on it, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
2/3

votes: flatline, slimytrout

Embodiment of Jealousy
Creature - Elemental Spirit (U)
Trample
Whenever an opponent draws a card besides their first card for the turn, put a +1/+1 counter on ~.
Whenever you draw a card besides the first card for the turn, remove a +1/+1 counter from ~.
1/1

netn10, scarbo

Bane of Savagery 1BG
Enchantment - Aura (uncommon)
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has base power and toughness 8/0.

void_nothing, netn10 (should probably cost 1 more however)

Discover Essence XW
Sorcery (R)
As an additional cost to cast Discover Essence, sacrifice X artifacts.
Search your library for up to X enchantment cards, reveal them and put them into your hand. Then, shuffle your library.

Votes: Flatline, netn10

Purgatory Pyre 1R
Instant (C)
Choose one -
• Purgatory Pyre deals 2 damage to any target.
• Purgatory Pyre deals 6 damage to target creature or planeswalker with lifelink or deathtouch.

Votes: RattingRots, void_nothing

Jar of Continents
Artifact R
, : Search your library for a basic land card and exile it. Then shuffle your library.
, : Put a basic land card exiled with Jar of Continents into your hand.
, , Sacrifice Jar of Continents: Put all basic land cards exiled with Jar of Continents onto the battlefield tapped.

jamblock slimytrout

[Flatline]

Votes: Zemoo, scarbo

Anticipated Return 2ub
Sorcery (U)
Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. Up to one target creature you control becomes a copy of that creature until end of turn.
"It's almost like she's already with us."

[netn10]

slimytrout, RattingRots

I hope someone will get the reference.

Water-Spouting Watchdog 2GU
Creature - Mutant Hound (Uncommon)
Prevent all noncombat damage that would be dealt to you.
You can't discard cards.
3/3

[folding_music]

votes: Zemoo (stompy forever!), Gateways7

Astral Licid 2w
Creature - Licid (R)
, : Astral Licid becomes an Aura enchantment with enchant planeswalker. Attach it to target planeswalker. You may pay to end this effect.
Enchanted planeswalker has "+1: Each player draws a card." and loses all other abilities.
2/2

[jamblock]

Flatline, void_nothing

Wise Grove-Haunt 1BGU
Creature - Treefolk Zombie (R)
Trample
Whenever a card is put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, you may scry 2.
To outsiders, the Eldin Grove is a maze. To its denizens, it is a map.
5/5

[Zemoo]

votes: flatline,Gateways7

Cloning Depot
Enchantment
Whenever a non-token creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, you may create a token that's a copy of it, except it has haste and "at the beginning of the end step sacrifice this permanent"

[Gateways7]

Flatline, Jamblock

Grim Assault
Sorcery (c)
Choose two target creatures. If you paid B to cast this spell, destroy those creatures. If you paid G to cast this spell, those creatures fight.
Nature is not safe, not forgiving, and least of all not for the weak.

[slimytrout]

Flatline, jamblock

Corpse's Appetite 2B
Sorcery (U)
Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a creature card from it. That player discards that card.

[void_nothing]

Votes: slimytrout, Rithaniel

Zhuan Bai, Meditation Master WWW
Legendary Creature - Human Monk (R)
Prowess, protection from instants and from sorceries
Zhuan Bai can block any number of creatures
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have life total equal to or greater than your starting life total, draw a card.
"The soulfire will whisper answers to you if you only listen to your own heartbeat."
0/3

[RattingRots]

scarbo, Gateways7

Fire Up 1R
Instant (C)
Target creature gains double strike until end of turn.
Replicate 1R

[kwanyeegor-ii]

scarbo jamblock