DCC - March 10, 2020

[Flatline]

Welcome to the DCC!
If you have any questions or comments, feel free to post in the DCC Discussion Thread.

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How To Play

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How does this card-making game work? It's simple! Whenever your card receives a vote, you receive [1] point for the month. If your card ends up with the most votes for that day, you will receive [2] additional points for the month. In the event of a tie, each person who tied receives [1] additional point. At the end of each month, the person with the most points on the scoreboard wins that month, then the scoreboard is cleared for the next month. You can participate in as many or as few days as you want in any month.

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Rules

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• Each day you may post any card you want. On the next day all of the posted cards will be put into the thread as long as your card didn't get disqualified - see the next point for more details. If you post more than one card in a DCC thread, only the first card you post will be taken.
• When you vote, you need to make exactly two votes for two different people. Vote for the cards that are listed in the first post, not other cards being posted in the thread. If you notice that you've only voted for one person, include your second vote in a post, even if you're not submitting a card.
• If you want to change your vote for any reason, post that change in the day's thread (you can include it with your card if you want). Changed votes in the discussion thread will be ignored.
• Voting for only one person, for three or more people, or for yourself will earn you an asterisk by your name in the monthly leaderboard. So will failing to vote if you've posted a card. (We're not going to do anything about people who don't vote or post cards; that would be kind of silly.) This indicates that you're on probation for the next 21 days. If you're on probation and you make another improper vote, your card will be disqualified. Repeated disqualification is grounds for warnings and/or infractions for not following the game rules, so please don't do it.
• Voting for everything in the poll will be grounds for a lifetime ban from the DCC. Don't do it. It just wastes the thread creators' time.
• If you wish to post a render, please use the hyperlink option when posting your card and make the card name the image link. Renders are usually large enough to clog up the list, so submit a text-formed card and (optionally) a link in the name to the render.
• This thread is just for your card submission. Take your questions/comments to our discussion thread. If it's a question, comment, or complaint about probation, PM void_nothing and/or the month's DCC organizer.
• When posting make sure that:
  • You have included all of the previous day's entries.
  • You update the leaderboard with the previous day's scores.

(An easy way to post the new thread is to hit the multiquote button on every post in the previous day's thread, then click Post Reply. Select everything in this post, copy it, and then paste it into the first post for a new thread. You'll have to clean up a few small things, like quote tags around the opening post and the previous day's cards.)

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Notes of the Day

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Like sand through the hour glass....

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DCC Scoreboard

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Flatline 30 (+3)
netn10 24 (+2)
slimytrout 22 (+4)
folding_music 19 (+1)
scarbo 16 (+0)
Rithaniel 15 (+3)
jamblock 13 (+3)
RattingRots 12 (+7)
Gateways7 11 (+4)
Henlock 11 (+1)
void_nothing 11 (+0)
BOVINE 7
marioguy3 5
kwanyeegor-ii 3
Zemoo 3
FoilSquared 2

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Votes: folding_music, RattingRots

Underworld Mimic 3u
Creature — Shapeshifter (R)
You may have Underworld Mimic enter the battlefield as a copy of any creature you control or any creature exiled to pay its escape cost.
Escape—5uu, Exile five other cards from your graveyard. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its escape cost.)
0/0

Votes: Rithaniel, RattingRots

Temporal Preparation 1UU
Sorcery (Mythic)
Take an extra turn after this one if Temporal Preparation is cast from exile.
Rebound (If you cast this spell from your hand, exile it as it resolves. At the beginning of your next upkeep, you may cast this card from exile without paying its mana cost.)

votes: RattingRots, Flatline

Don't Touch Your Face 2bb
Sorcery (R)
Destroy all creatures whose ability texts contain their name.

Votes: jamblock, slimytrout

Poisoned Offer
Sorcery U
Target player may pay 5 life. If he or she does, sacrifice a creature you control of his or her choice.
"Look, there doesn't need to be all this animosity between us. I come here with an olive branch. I'll call off my forces, and all I ask you do in exchange is sign a piece of paper."
—General Aode, the cruel

slimytrout, rattingrots

Festival to the Gods 2GW
Sorcery (R)
When you cast this spell, copy it if you control a God creature. You may choose new targets for the copy.
Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
You gain 1 life for each nonland permanent you control.
Return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.

votes: slimytrout,jamblock

Spell Swap
Instant (R)
Exchange target spell you don't control with another target card from it's owner's graveyard. (the original spell does not resolve, the new spell's controller makes all choices and chooses targets for the new spell, if applicable)

jamblock, gateways7

Black Marketeer 2B
Creature - Human Rogue (R)
T, Exile Black Marketeer: You may choose a card you own from outside the game, reveal it, and put it into your hand.
2/2

RattingRots, Rithaniel

Innocent Shieldbearer W
Creature - Human Soldier (uncommon)
When Innocent Shieldbearer enters the battlefield, if it's not a token, create a token that's a copy of it.
Whenever another Soldier you control dies, sacrifice Innocent Shieldbearer.
The horrors of war run deep.
1/1

slimytrout, Flatline (needs to cost at least 1 more, possibly 2 though)

On Notice 3WU
Enchantment (R)
When ~ enters the battlefield, shuffle target nonland permanent an opponent owns to that player's library.
As long as ~ is on the battlefield, that player plays with their hand revealed. Whenever they draw a card with the same name as the returned card, you draw a card.

netn10, gateways7

Curator's Whim w
Enchantment - Aura (u)
Enchant Artifact
Enchanted artifact doesn't untap during ita controller's untap step.
: Return Curator's Whim to its owner's hand.

Votes: netn10, Rithaniel

Pharangan Strategist 2UU
Creature - Vedalken Wizard (R)
When Pharangan Strategist enters the battlefield, the next time target opponent casts a spell with one or more targets, you may change any of that spell's targets.
3/2

flatline gateways7

vote: gateways7, henlock

Furious Justicar 1rw
Creature - Human Soldier (R)
If an opponent cast or exiled a card from their graveyard this turn, you may cast Furious Justicar without paying its mana cost and as though it had flash.
First strike, lifelink
3/2

[Flatline]

Votes: folding_music, Gateways7

Unseen Tracker 1gg
Creature — Human Scout (U)
Unseen Tracker has hexproof as long as you control a Clue.
When Unseen Tracker enters the battlefield, investigate. (Create a colorless Clue artifact token with "2, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.")
3/2

[folding_music]

votes: Rithaniel, scarbo

Mithril Coronet
Artifact - Equipment (R)
Equipped creature has vigilance.
Equipped enchantment is a creature in addition to its other types with power and toughness equal to its converted mana cost.
: Put target enchantment card from your graveyard onto the battlefield and attach Mithril Coronet to it.
Equip

[netn10]

Votes: jamblock, folding_music (this is genius)

Poison-Scale Strike GWB
Sorcery (Common)
Target creature you control gains lifelink and deathtouch until end of turn. Then, it fights target creature you don't control.

[slimytrout]

gateways7, zemoo (for the idea -- the wording would need substantial changes, since, for example, you could currently swap in a land)

hm: folding_music (fun thought, but it would be a *nightmare* due to oracle text.)

Infection Engine 2B
Artifact (R)
B, T, Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature. Then each opponent who controls seven or more creatures with -1/-1 counters on them loses the game.

[scarbo]

vote: henlock, rattingrots

Stillfield Tactician 1ww
Creature - Human Soldier (R)
First strike
Creatures attacking or dealing combat damage don't cause abilities to trigger.
2/2

[jamblock]

Flatline, Henlock

Armored Geopede 1RW
Creature - Insect (U)
If damage would be dealt to Armored Geopede while it has a +1/+1 counter on it, prevent that damage and remove a +1/+1 counter from it.
Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, if Armored Geopede has no +1/+1 counters on it, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
2/3

[Zemoo]

votes: flatline, slimytrout

Embodiment of Jealousy
Creature - Elemental Spirit (U)
Trample
Whenever an opponent draws a card besides their first card for the turn, put a +1/+1 counter on ~.
Whenever you draw a card besides the first card for the turn, remove a +1/+1 counter from ~.
1/1

[Gateways7]

netn10, scarbo

Bane of Savagery 1BG
Enchantment - Aura (uncommon)
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has base power and toughness 8/0.

[RattingRots]

void_nothing, netn10 (should probably cost 1 more however)

Discover Essence XW
Sorcery (R)
As an additional cost to cast Discover Essence, sacrifice X artifacts.
Search your library for up to X enchantment cards, reveal them and put them into your hand. Then, shuffle your library.

[void_nothing]

Votes: Flatline, netn10

Purgatory Pyre 1R
Instant (C)
Choose one -
• Purgatory Pyre deals 2 damage to any target.
• Purgatory Pyre deals 6 damage to target creature or planeswalker with lifelink or deathtouch.

[Rithaniel]

Votes: RattingRots, void_nothing

Jar of Continents
Artifact R
, : Search your library for a basic land card and exile it. Then shuffle your library.
, : Put a basic land card exiled with Jar of Continents into your hand.
, , Sacrifice Jar of Continents: Put all basic land cards exiled with Jar of Continents onto the battlefield tapped.

[kwanyeegor-ii]

jamblock slimytrout