New Challenge Every Day - September 2nd: "{T}: Add {U} or {R}. Each opponent ___"

[void_nothing]

Today's Challenge: "T: Add U or R. Each opponent ___"

.::To Enter::.
In a single post:

• Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or fewer entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one.)

• Make a card that fits the current challenge.

• Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win.

Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points. In case of a further tie, the IIW of the earlier poster will be used.

.::Scoring::.

void_nothing 70 (+2)
netn10 67 (+3)
Raptorchan 64
Rithaniel 61 (+2)
Komandon 47 (+1)
haywire 42
AnotherAlias 10
Crabby 3
Feyd_Ruin 3
CunningGabe 2
Facsimus 2

.::Note of the Day::.

And August's winner is, well... me. Thanks for the votes and the great month everyone - time to reset the scoreboard so everyone has a chance once again to win this month!

.::Yesterday's Submissions::.
Asymmetrical cards

Votes: void_nothing, Komadon

Bargain XW
Instant (Rare)
You draw X cards and target opponent draws twice X cards.
/// Split ///
Swindle XUUU
Sorcery (Rare)
You draw twice X cards and target opponent draws X cards.

IIW: Common split card.

Votes: netn10, void_nothing

I meant "asymmetrical mana costs," but, as it turns out, that's not what I wrote.

Gaze of the Cruel Sky
Sorcery M
Flip a coin. If you win the flip, exile all creatures with power 4 or greater. Otherwise exile all creatures with power 3 or less. For each creature you owned that was exiled this way, return it to the battlefield under your control at the beginning of your next upkeep.

IIW: Soul-sculpt (Either transform target Lightform you control, or create a colorless Lightform artifact token. It transforms into a copy of this permanent.)

Votes: Rithaniel , Netn10

Headless Apparition 1WBB
Creature - Spirit
Lifelink, Menace
When Headless Apparition dies, exile it instead and return it to the battlefield tapped at the beginning of the next end step. You lose 3 life and sacrifice a creature.
3/2

IIW: no mana value (not Zero) cards that have an alternate cost that isn't madness nor suspend.

Votes: netn10, Rithaniel

Shrewdness of Apes 3GUUU
Instant (R)
Create three 3/3 green Ape creature tokens. When you do, choose one -
• Draw a card for each Ape you control.
• You may cast an instant or sorcery card with mana value less than or equal to the number of Apes you control from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. Exile that spell as it resolves.

IIW: At random

[netn10]

Votes: void_nothing, Rithaniel

Johann's Playful Lab
Legendary Land (Rare)
T: Add U or R. Each opponent creates an Animate Role attached to a permanent they control. (Enchanted permanent is a creature with base power and toughness 3/3 in addition to its other types.)
"It won't kill you to read a book, they said. So anyways, now the whole library wants to kill me."
- Johann, Apprentice Sorcerer

IIW: Crossover with an IP you love

[Komandon]

Votes: voids_nothing , Netn10

Madcap Inventor 1UR
Creature - Human Artificer (rare)
Artifacts you cost you 1 less for each Thopter on the battlefield.
T, add U or R, each opponent creates a tapped 1/1 colors Thopter artifact creature token with flying.
When Madcap Inventor dies, destroy all artifact token.
1/3

IIW: a mana dork or mana rock with a drawback when activated.

Sorry for all the edits. Added a rarity and spelling mistake. I think my grammer is off still.

[void_nothing]

Votes: netn10, Rithaniel

Plunder Squadron 3B
Creature - Human Rogue Ally (R)
T: Add G or W. Create a Food token. Activate only if you've cast an enchantment spell this turn.
T: Add U or R. Each opponent creates a 0/1 colorless Goblin Construct artifact creature token with "This creature can't block" and "At the beginning of your upkeep, this creature deals 1 damage to you." Activate only if you've cast an artifact spell this turn.
3/3

IIW: Removal or counterspells with flavorful restrictions

[Rithaniel]

Votes: Komandon, void_nothing

Mana Gourmand
Creature - Elf Druid R
: Add or . Each opponent loses 2 life unless they pay .
: Add or . Create a 1/1 green Spirit creature token unless any player pays .
3/3

IIW: Mana-fixing land with a new twist

[haywire]

votes: void_nothing, netn10

Rod of Colliding Fronts
Artifact {R}
When Rod of Colliding Fronts enters the battlefield, if it was cast, each opponent may create a token that's a copy of it.
: Add or . Each opponent may put a charge counter on a permanent they control named Rod of Colliding Fronts.
At the beginning of your precombat main phase, remove all charge counters from Rod of Colliding Fronts. Add that much mana in any combination of and/or .

IIW: spells that can't normally be cast from your hand