The Wall Game

[dyd]

Interminable Banquet 2g
Artifact Creature ‐ Food Wall
Defender
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on ~.
2, t, Sacrifice ~: You gain 3 life.
x, t, Sacrifice ~: You gain X life. X is the number of +1/+1 counters on it.
1/1


Next: a wall for the Grinch or for Scrooge

[void_nothing]

Wall of Miserliness 1B
Creature - Wall
Defender, protection from Clerics and from Nobles
Players can't spend mana produced by artifacts to cast spells that target Wall of Miserliness.
Whenever a player sacrifices an artifact, that player loses 2 life.
0/3

Next: A Zombie Wall or Skeleton Wall

[RattingRots]

EDIT: I'm a moron.

Wall of Flesh 1B
Creature - Zombie Wall (R)
~ enters the battlefield tapped.
You may cast ~ from your graveyard.
0/4

Next: A 3-color wall.

[dyd]

Kin-Tree Palisade wbg
Creature - Wall
Defender
Lifelink, Deathtouch, Reach
Whenever ~ blocks, bolster 1. (Choose a creature with the least toughness among creatures you control and put a +1/+1 counter on it.)
1/6

[JovialJovian]

No next? Guess I've got dealer's choice.

Razorsilk Web 2RG
Creature - Wall
Flash
First strike, reach
4/1

Next: A transforming wall

[void_nothing]

Lesser Sungate 1
Artifact Creature - Wall
Defender, reach
When Lesser Sungate dies, you may tap three untapped creatures you control that share a creature type. If you do, return Lesser Sungate from your graveyard to the battlefield transformed.
0/2
///
Graveyard of Brotherhood
Land
T: Add C.
T: Untap target Dinosaur, Merfolk, Pirate, or Vampire. It gains indestructible until end of turn.

Next: A Wall that's a kami (i.e. a Spirit Wall from Kamigawa)

[dyd]

Kami of Serene Meditation 3w
Creature - Spirit Wall
Defender
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, each creature with the greatest power among creatures that player controls gains defender until end of turn.
2/4

Next: devotion Wall

[Atraxian]

Bastion of Worship
Enchantment Creature - Wall
Defender
As long as your devotion to white is 5 or more - has reach.
As long as your devotion to white is 8 or more - has indestructible and can block any number of creatures.
At the beginning of your end step gain life equal to half your devotion to white rounded down.
0/5

A wall with an alternate win condition

Edit: forgot walls now have Defender.

[spacemonaut]

Walls of Abylon 2WU
Artifact Creature — Wall Avatar
Defender
When Walls of Abylon enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control twenty or more Walls, you win the game.
1WU, T: Create a token that's a copy of Walls of Abylon. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
0/5


Next: A wall that enters the battlefield under someone else's control.

[JovialJovian]

Supreme Defense 1RW
Creature - Wall
Defender
~ enters the battlefield under target opponent's control.
Other creatures you control can't block.
"Why should we even need to fight with such a perfect wall?"
0/9

Next: A wall with 0 toughness and non-0 power

[Atraxian]

Rickety Weapon Stand
Artifact Creature - Wall
Defender
As - enters the battlefield you can attach an unattached equipment you control to it.
"Which is holding up which?"
1/0

Next: a wall made of living creatures

[JovialJovian]

Amalgam of the Masses 3
Creature - Eldrazi Wall
As ~ enters the battlefield, exile any number of other creatures you control until ~ leaves the battlefield.
Flash
Defender
~'s power is equal to the total power of all creature cards exiled with it.
~'s toughness is equal to the total toughness of all creature cards exiled with it.
CC: ~ becomes a copy of a creature card exiled with it until end of turn and gains this ability.
*/*

Next: A vehicle-wall/wall-vehicle

[Atraxian]

Frost Tower
Tribal Artifact - Vehicle Wall
Defender, Reach
- can block an additional creature each combat.
Creatures blocked by - don't untap during their controller's next untap step.
Crew 2
0/5

EDIT: I'm not sure if I have to put the wall subtype or not, or even if vehicles can have creature subtypes at all.
Edit2: added tribal

Next: a vehicle-wall

[dyd]

With current rules, only creatures and tribals can have a creature type... but I think it would be nice to have a creature type that is considered only when it becomes a creature, just like it works with power and toughness.

Since you did the nice one, I'll go with the ugly version

Thornvine Trebuchet 1g
Tribal Artifact - Wall Vehicle
Defender
4, t: Target unblocked attacking creature becomes blocked. (This ability works on creatures that can't be blocked.)
Crew 1
1/4

Next: a singing wall

[spacemonaut]

Sunken Seawall 1UB
Creature — Siren Wall
Defender
2U: Target creature attacks this turn if able.
2B: Sunken Seawall gains deathtouch until end of turn.
Come and drown in the melodies of the cliffs.
1/4

Next: A wall for aggro.

[Atraxian]

Fireslingers Barricade
Artifact Creature - Wall
Defender
Whenever you attack with three or more creatures, ~ deals 2 damage to the defending player.
0/2

Next: a pillow-fort wall (might even be a literal pillow-fort)

[JovialJovian]

Wall of Clouds 2WW
Creature - Wall
Flying, defender
If a source would deal 4 or more damage to a permanent or player, that source deals 3 damage to that permanent or player instead.
0/4

Next:
A human wall

[dyd]

Shield of Hostages 2bb
Creature - Human Wall
Defender
When ~ dies, create three 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens.
2/2

IIW: a Wall that hurts planeswalkers

[Atraxian]

Shard of the Eternities
Creature - Wall
Reach, protection from planeswalkers.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, tap all planeswalkers that player controls, ~ deals one damage to them.
Getting lost in the blind eternities is never a nice experience. Not even for a planeswalker.
0/4

Next: a Commander wall (not necessarily for wall tribal)

[void_nothing]

Lancka, House of Labor 1GW
Legendary Creature - Wall
Defender, reach
{G/W}, T: Another target creature you control gets +2/+2 and gains hexproof until end of turn.
Whenever a creature you control becomes tapped, you may pay 1{G/W}. If you do, draw a card.
1/4

Next: A sea Wall.

[dyd]

Oceanic Trench u
Creature - Wall
Defender
As an additional cost to cast ~, exile an Island you control.
4r, t, Sacrifice ~: Destroy target land.
3/3

Next: wall of jigsaw puzzles

[Atraxian]

Empty Frame
Artifact
At the beginning of your upkeep create an artifact token named "Piece".
Sacrifice 5 permanents named "Piece": transform ~.

//

Magical Jigsaw
Artifact Creature - Wall
Defender
: add
If ~ would die, exile it instead and return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
0/10

Next: the MtG version of the Great Wall of China

[BasicLandz]

Great Wall of Kamigawa 2w
Legendary Creature - Wall (r)
Defender
When Great Wall of Kamigawa enters the battlefield each opponent creates two 1/1 red Mongol creature tokens.
t: Each player creates a 1/1 red Mongol creature token.
You have protection and permanents you control protection from Mongols.

0/7

Next; Planeswalker Wall

[Generalcow44]

Sorin, One With the Wall 1wb
Legendary Planeswalker - Sorin (M)
Vampires you control are walls in addition to their other types and have base power and toughness 0/2 and have defender.
+1: Put a +1/+1 counter on target wall you control. If it is a vampire, It gains lifelink and deathtouch until the beginning of your next turn.
-7: You get an emblem with "Walls you control get +3/+0 and lose defender."

3

Next: Wall with trample and 0 power.

[Atraxian]

Avalanche Barrier
Snow Creature - Wall
Trample, defender
, sacrifice a snow land: ~ gains +X/+0 until end of turn where X is equal to the number of snow lands you control. It can attack as if it didn't have defender. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
0/4

Next: a wall with a secret passage