The DCC - March 14th, 2023

[bravelion83]

Welcome to the DCC!
If you have any questions or comments, feel free to post in the DCC Discussion Thread.

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How To Play

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How does this card-making game work? It's simple! Whenever your card receives a vote, you receive [1] point for the month. If your card ends up with the most votes for that day, you will receive [2] additional points for the month. In the event of a tie, each person who tied receives [1] additional point. At the end of each month, the person with the most points on the scoreboard wins that month, then the scoreboard is cleared for the next month. You can participate in as many or as few days as you want in any month.

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Rules

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• Each day you may post any card you want. On the next day all of the posted cards will be put into the thread as long as your card didn't get disqualified - see the next point for more details. If you post more than one card in a DCC thread, only the first card you post will be taken.
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• If you want to change your vote for any reason, post that change in the day's thread (you can include it with your card if you want). Changed votes in the discussion thread will be ignored.
• Voting for only one person, for three or more people, or for yourself will earn you an asterisk by your name in the monthly leaderboard. So will failing to vote if you've posted a card. (We're not going to do anything about people who don't vote or post cards; that would be kind of silly.) This indicates that you're on probation for the next 21 days. If you're on probation and you make another improper vote, your card will be disqualified. Repeated disqualification is grounds for warnings and/or infractions for not following the game rules, so please don't do it.
• Voting for everything in the poll will be grounds for a lifetime ban from the DCC. Don't do it. It just wastes the thread creators' time.
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(An easy way to post the new thread is to hit the multiquote button on every post in the previous day's thread, then click Post Reply. Select everything in this post, copy it, and then paste it into the first post for a new thread. You'll have to clean up a few small things, like quote tags around the opening post and the previous day's cards.)

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Notes of the Day

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netn10 reaffirms their current leadership with the second daily win in a row.

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DCC Scoreboard

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netn10 39 (+6)
wizyard 35 (+2)
bravelion83 31 (+2)
Rithaniel 28 (+3)
marioguy3 27 (+3)
void_nothing 26 (+1)
RattingRots 23 (+1)
Riria 20)
Levin 9 (+2)
kwanyeegor-ii 4
WhiteBorderStoneRain 3

Votes: bravelion83, netn10

Toxicoil Colossus
Creature - Phyrexian Golem (Mythic Rare)
Toxic 5, ward 5
Whenever Toxicoil Colossus becomes the target of a spell or ability, create a 1/1 colorless Golem creature token.
Toxicoil Colossus has double strike as long as you control five or more Golem creature tokens.
7/7

Votes: marioguy3, void_nothing

Dissolve into the Aether 1W
Instant (C)
Destroy target enchantment. If R or G was spent to cast Dissolve into the Aether, also destroy up to one target artifact.

marioguy3, netn10

Temporal Inception
Sorcery (M)
This spell can't be copied.
Players play a subgame, with you starting at 1 life. Take X extra turns after this one, where X is half the number of turns you took during the subgame, rounded down.
Exile Temporal Inception.

Votes: Rithaniel, Levin

Gem of Uttermost Beauty W
Artifact - Treasure (Common)
When Gem of Uttermost Beauty enters the battlefield, put four stun counters on target creature you don't control.
T, Sacrifice Gem of Uttermost Beauty: Add one mana of any color.
The Ardenvale knight held the gem, and since that day, she never let it go.

Votes: wizyard, Rithaniel

Clarification

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The card I submitted yesterday uses X in the 2nd and 3rd lines instead of "equal to the number of mindfire counters" on purpose. It is not meant to synergize with things like proliferate; the X really is static. The only reason why it has the first line is for memory issues (an argument can be made that memory issues still exist if the number of mindfire counters is meddled with anyway, but I think real Magic mechanics already have a precedent for this being acceptable, monstrosity).

Deceptive Foresight 1U
Sorcery (R)
Scry 6. Then, an opponent may look at the top six cards of your library and change the position of exactly one of them.
Draw a card.
Now where did that sneak in from.

Votes: marioguy3, RattingRots

Twistform
Instant R
Each creature's base power becomes equal to half of 3 plus their previous base power, rounded down.
"May your form collapse and your mind forget."
—Curse of the Twisters

Votes: netn10, Levin

Doom's Shadow 2B
Instant (R)
This spell can't be countered.
Target nonblack creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is its controller's life total.
Flashback - B, Pay 5 life.

bravelion83 rithaniel

wizyard, netn10 (even though I wouldn't put the ability on a "ward" keyword personally)

Apotheosis of Discovery XG
Sorcery (R)
Converge--For each color of mana spent to cast ~, search your library for a basic land card and put it into your hand, then shuffle.

[bravelion83]

Votes: RattingRots, marioguy3

HM: netn10 - I like the card but four stun counters look like a bit too much to me for just one mana.

Kami of Old and New Ways 3U
Creature — Spirit (R)
As long as you control another nonland artifact, Kami of Old and New Ways is an artifact in addition to its other types.
As long as you control another nonland enchantment, Kami of Old and New Ways is an enchantment in addition to its other types.
3/3

[marioguy3]

Votes: bravelion83, void_nothing

Remove Unnaturality
Instant (Uncommon)
Exile target artifact or enchantment. If you controlled that permanent, draw a card.

[wizyard]

Riria, bravelion83

Thunder Song
Instant (C)
Thunder Song deals 3 damage to any target.
Add RRR.

[Riria]

Votes: bravelion83, void_nothic

Olive Branch-ing Reality 2WW
Enchantment (MR)
When Olive Branch-ing Reality enters the battlefield, exile all creatures your opponents control until Olive Branch-ing Reality leaves the battlefield. For each creature exiled this way, its controller creates a 1/1 green Olive Tree creature token with "When this creature dies, if there are no creatures named Olive Tree on the battlefield, exile all permanents named Olive Branch-ing Reality".
"Our reckoning is taking root."
- Fazian, Supreme Punlord

[netn10]

Votes: bravelion83, Riria

Blood Elemental R
Artifact Creature - Blood Elemental (Common)
Menace
Pay 2 life, T: Create a Blood token.
1, T, Discard a card, Sacrifice Blood Elemental: Draw a card.
A vampire's best friend.
1/1

[void_nothing]

Votes: bravelion83, wizyard

Ghezihit, the Ferocious Bulk 3GG
Legendary Planeswalker - Ghezihit (M)
If a player would attack you and/or Ghezihit with two or more total creatures, that player must attack you and Ghezihit with the same number of creatures.
+2: Search your library and/or graveyard for a Dinosaur or basic land card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. If you searched your library this way, shuffle.
-3: Put six +1/+1 or loyalty counters on up to one other target creature or planeswalker. If you don't put counters on a permanent this way, you gain 6 life.
-12:: Untap all lands. Lands you control become 6/6 green Dinosaur creatures with seize and haste in addition to their other types. Lands your opponents control become 1/1 white Human creatures in addition to their other types. (Creatures with seize must be blocked if able.)
6

[Rithaniel]

Votes: bravelion83 (woo asymmetry!), Riria

Reckless Idealist
Creature - Human U
, Sacrifice Reckless Idealist or exile Reckless Idealist from your graveyard: Put a basic land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.
Islandcycling
Mountaincycling
"The Irenneko are fools. They destroy the very people they claim to want to better: themselves."
—Jumera Activist
2/2

[kwanyeegor-ii]

bravelion83 rithaniel

Swarmbite Mummy 3B
Creature - Zombie (Rare)
Ward - Sacrifice a creature.
When Swarmbite Mummy enters the battlefield, you may pay 7 life. If you do, create four tapped 1/1 black Insect creature tokens.
3B: Insects you control get +1/+1 and gain flying, lifelink, and deathtouch until end of turn.
3/3

[MonoRedMage]

Votes - bravelion83, netn10

[RattingRots]

bravelion83, Riria

HM: Wizyard (Very interesting card but would probably be really annoying to play against even though it solves some of the issues with subgames. IMO you should add that if you win the subgame you win the game - i.e. if you win the subgame you win but if you lose you take extra turns based on the number of turns you lived - not really as a fix for the most part but bc you wouldn't have this game of waiting forever in a winning position in the subgame)

Cryptic Cataclysm 2UU
Sorcery (R)
Choose three --
-Return target creature to its owner's hand.
-Untap all nonland permanents you control.
-Scry 3
-Draw two cards, then discard two cards
-Return up to one instant card from your graveyard to your hand.

[Levin]

lion void
Final Judgement – 2wwbb
Sorcery (U)
~ can't be countered.
Each player sacrifices all nonland permanents they control.
Exile ~.

This is meant to be card 20 of a 22 card cycle. Of course, I welcome additions.