New Challenge Every Day - March 6th: Lifegain matters

[void_nothing]

Today's Challenge: Lifegain matters

.::To Enter::.
In a single post:

• Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or fewer entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one.)

• Make a card that fits the current challenge.

• Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win.

Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points. In case of a further tie, the IIW of the earlier poster will be used.

.::Scoring::.

JovialJovian 7
Ink-Treader 7 (+3)
netn10 7 (+1)
void_nothing 7 (+1)
kwanyeegor-ii 6 (+3)

.::Note of the Day::.
.::Yesterday's Submissions::.
Chocolates

vote: ink-treader, kwanyeegor-ii

Demon of Dark Chocolate 2BB
Creature - Demon (R)
Players can't gain life.
When Demon of Dark Chocolate deals combat damage to a player, you and that player each create one third that many Food tokens, rounded up.
Dark as midnight, bitter as death.
6/6

IIW: Madness

Vote: kwanyeegor-ii, void_nothing

Chocolate Fountain 2
Artifact - Food (U)
As long as Chocolate Fountain is untapped, if an activated ability of a Food you control would cause you to gain life, you gain that much life plus 1 instead.
2, T, Put a stun counter on Chocolate Fountain: You gain 3 life.
"Mother! Uncle's drinking from the fountain again!"

IIW: Embarrassing family

Votes: kwanyeegor-ii, Ink-Treader

Chocolate Egg 1
Artifact Creature - Food Egg (Common)
When Chocolate Egg dies, create a Toy token. (It's an artifact with "1, Sacrifice three Toys: Create a 3/3 artifact Toy Soldier creature token.")
2, T, Sacrifice Chocolate Egg: You gain 3 life.
0/2

IIW: Blood/Clue creature

Votes: Ink-Treader, netn10

[Levin]

net,jovian
Infernal Blessing – {2/u}b{2/r}
Tribal Enchantment – Demon
If an effect would cause your opponents gain life, instead create a 0/0 black Demon creature token with trample and flying, then put a +1/+1 counter on it for each life they would gain. They lose that much life.
If you would gain one or more life, you may pay that much life instead. If you do, draw that many cards.
{2/w}, Gain 3 life: Transform ~.
//DFC//
Divine Blessing – {2/g}w{2/b}
Tribal Enchantment – Angel
If an effect would cause you to lose life, instead create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token with lifelink and vigilance for each life you would lose. You gain that much life.
If your opponents would lose life, you may have them gain that much life instead. If you do, draw that many cards.
{2/b}, Each opponent gains 3 life: Transform ~.

[Ink-Treader]

Vote: JovialJovian

Anointed Ostus
Creature - Skeleton Monk (C)
Whenever you gain life, Anointed Ostus gains indestructible until end of turn. This ability triggers only once each turn.
The immortality Rin've Monastery offers its members depends greatly upon their achievements. Bones are easiest to preserve, and all most can expect.
1/1

IIW: Undead creature types with a 'class' creature type.

[void_nothing]

Votes: JovialJovian, netn10

Pestbrood Herbalist GG
Creature - Human Druid (R)
Pestbrood Herbalist can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less.
When Pestbrood Herbalist enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "When this creature dies, you gain 1 life."
Whenever Pestbrood Herbalist and/or one or more Pests you control deal combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on one of those creatures. If you gained life this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on each of those creatures instead.
2/1

IIW: Surveil

[netn10]

Votes: JoviaJovian, Ink-Treader

Vitality Churner 1G
Creature - Fungus (Uncommon)
Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on Vitality Churner.
G, T: You gain 1 life.
1/1

IIW: One T and one Q

[JovialJovian]

vote: ink-treader

Picnic of the Ants 2G
Enchantment (R)
At the beginning of your upkeep, each player creates a Food token.
Whenever an opponent gains life, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token.
Whenever you gain life, Insect creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

IIW: Team-up Legendaries from different planes