The "I Don't Like You" Game

[void_nothing]

Fluctuating Essence 1B
Enchantment
Flash
Whenever an opponent gains life, you draw that many cards and lose that much life.
Whenever Fluctuating Essence or another enchantment leaves the battlefield, you gain 1 life.

[Sagharri]

Limited Resources 2B
Enchantment - Aura Curse (U)
Enchant player
Enchanted player can't draw more than one card each turn.
As long as enchanted player's life total is greater than or equal to your starting life total, they can't gain life.
8: Return Limited Resources to its owner's hand. Any player may activate this ability.

[Krishnath]

Return to Sender 1W
Instant (Uncommon)
Attach target aura attached to you or a permanent you control, to another legal target you do not control.
The other witches could not understand how every curse placed on Gwynneth soon found itself affecting someone else.

[Cow31337Killer]

Embargo
Enchantment (Rare)
When Embargo enters the battlefield, choose a rarity. Whenever a spell of the chosen rarity is cast, counter that spell.

"You can't bring those through here anymore. Now get lost."
-Toslak, border guard

[Sagharri]

Caged Sparks XR
Sorcery (U)
This spell can't be countered.
Caged Sparks deals half X damage to any target and create half X 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens. Round down each time.
It is too late to do anything, when cage is opened.

[dyd]

Limiter Lawmage 2w
Creature - Human Wizard
When paying costs that include x, players must choose 0 or 1 as the value for X.
2/2

[void_nothing]

Magicide BBB
Instant
Choose any number -
• Counter target instant or sorcery spell unless its controller pays life equal to its converted mana cost.
• Destroy target enchantment you don't control.
• Destroy target Wizard.

[Krishnath]

Deflective Shielding GWU
Artifact (Rare)
Flash
You, permanents you control, and spells you cast, have hexproof.

[dyd]

Engine of Dismay 5
Artifact
t: Choose one of flying, first strike, double strike, deathtouch, haste, hexproof, indestructible, lifelink, menace, protection, reach, trample, and vigilance. Until end of turn, change the text of each spell and permanent by replacing all instances of the chosen keyword with "Defender".

[void_nothing]

Hawkback Brunaidh 2G
Creature - Ouphe
Flying, haste
T: Counter target activated ability from an artifact source or from a creature source with flying.
1/1

[dyd]

Multiform Colossus 4u(r/g)
Creature - Giant Shapeshifter
Trample
You may have ~ enter the battlefield as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it's 5/5, it loses flying and it gains trample.
5/5

[void_nothing]

Wild Spinout 3WW
Instant
Target attacking creature deals damage equal to its power to itself. If it has trample, it also deals damage equal to its power to its controller.
Draw a card.

[Krishnath]

Selective Shielding RW
Enchantment (Rare)
Flash
Prevent all noncombat damage dealt by creatures.

[dyd]

Valiant Prince 3w
Creature - Human Noble
Whenever ~ becomes blocked, it deals 1 damage to each creature blocking it and 1 damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.
3/2
///// ADVENTURE /////
Break the Curse 1w
Instant - Adventure
Exile target enchantment.

[Krishnath]

Off to See the Wizard UW
Enchantment (Rare)
Hexproof
Spells can't be cast from exile.

[void_nothing]

Bombastic Efreet 1R
Creature - Efreet
Flying
Instant and sorcery spells your opponents control have rebound.
"Why, you couldn't beat me if I gave you... TWO free hits!"
4/4

[dyd]

Clone Cyclone 6gur
Sorcery
Choose any number of target creatures with different names with total power 9 or less. For each of those creatures, create a token that's a copy of that creature. Those tokens gain haste, trample and indestructible until end of turn.

[Krishnath]

Widespread Famine 2B
Enchantment (Rare)
Flash
Players can't create tokens.

[void_nothing]

Prosperous Giant 2WW
Creature - Giant
Lifelink
Whenever a source deals damage to Prosperous Giant, that source's controller creates that many Treasure tokens.
5/6

[Krishnath]

Archetype of Subsistence 2
Enchantment Creature - Leech (Uncommon)
Creatures you control have lifelink.
Creatures your opponents control lose lifelink and can't have or gain lifelink.
2/2

[dyd]

Funeral Carriage 2br
Artifact - Vehicle
Crew 2
Your opponents can't gain life.
4/4

[FoilSquared]

Consulate Regulator
Creature - Vedalken
Creatures your opponents control can't crew vehicles.
"You have the proper authorization to use that?"
2/2

[void_nothing]

Disdain of the Progress Engine 3UU
Instant
Shuffle up to one target Vedalken into its owner's library.
Draw two cards.
"How arrogant of them to assume their research has value." - Avaricta, Gitaxian sective

[Krishnath]

Slow Cognizance
Enchantment (Rare)
If an opponent would draw a card other than the first card they draw in a turn, they exile the card instead.

[FoilSquared]

Justice's Plight
Sorcery (C)
Exile target enchantment. Draw a card.