The DCC - January 4th, 2023

[Rithaniel]

Welcome to the DCC!
If you have any questions or comments, feel free to post in the DCC Discussion Thread.

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How To Play

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How does this card-making game work? It's simple! Whenever your card receives a vote, you receive [1] point for the month. If your card ends up with the most votes for that day, you will receive [2] additional points for the month. In the event of a tie, each person who tied receives [1] additional point. At the end of each month, the person with the most points on the scoreboard wins that month, then the scoreboard is cleared for the next month. You can participate in as many or as few days as you want in any month.

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Rules

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• Each day you may post any card you want. On the next day all of the posted cards will be put into the thread as long as your card didn't get disqualified - see the next point for more details. If you post more than one card in a DCC thread, only the first card you post will be taken.
• When you vote, you need to make exactly two votes for two different people. Vote for the cards that are listed in the first post, not other cards being posted in the thread. If you notice that you've only voted for one person, include your second vote in a post, even if you're not submitting a card.
• If you want to change your vote for any reason, post that change in the day's thread (you can include it with your card if you want). Changed votes in the discussion thread will be ignored.
• Voting for only one person, for three or more people, or for yourself will earn you an asterisk by your name in the monthly leaderboard. So will failing to vote if you've posted a card. (We're not going to do anything about people who don't vote or post cards; that would be kind of silly.) This indicates that you're on probation for the next 21 days. If you're on probation and you make another improper vote, your card will be disqualified. Repeated disqualification is grounds for warnings and/or infractions for not following the game rules, so please don't do it.
• Voting for everything in the poll will be grounds for a lifetime ban from the DCC. Don't do it. It just wastes the thread creators' time.
• If you wish to post a render, please use the hyperlink option when posting your card and make the card name the image link. Renders are usually large enough to clog up the list, so submit a text-formed card and (optionally) a link in the name to the render.
• This thread is just for your card submission. Take your questions/comments to our discussion thread. If it's a question, comment, or complaint about probation, PM void_nothing and/or the month's DCC organizer.
• When posting make sure that:
  • You have included all of the previous day's entries.
  • You update the leaderboard with the previous day's scores.

(An easy way to post the new thread is to hit the multiquote button on every post in the previous day's thread, then click Post Reply. Select everything in this post, copy it, and then paste it into the first post for a new thread. You'll have to clean up a few small things, like quote tags around the opening post and the previous day's cards.)

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Notes of the Day

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So, when Dwarf Fortress was released on Steam, a friend of mine bought me a copy. I wasn't intending on playing it at all, but the other day, I started up a timeline. It proceeded to eat the whole of my free day. That game is addictive.

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DCC Scoreboard

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bravelion83 8 (+7)
void_nothing 8
Rithaniel 6 (+2)
marioguy3 4 (+4)
wizyard 7 (+4)
netn10 * 4 (+3)
OneAndOnly 1

*netn10's probation: 4 days remaining

Votes: Rithaniel, marioguy3 (the word "vehicles" should be capitalized though, as it's a subtype)

HM: Venedrex (I like the effect but that apostrophe in "it's" that's supposed to be "its" really hurts my eyes...)

Vindictive Kirin 1WB
Artifact Creature — Equipment Kirin (R)
Flying
Equipped creature gets +2/+1 and has flying.
T or Tap equipped creature: Destroy target nonland permanent an opponent controls. Activate only if Vindictive Kirin is attached to a creature and only as a sorcery.
Reconfigure 3{W/B}{W/B}
Not all Kirin are a good presage.
2/1

Votes: Wizyard, marioguy3

Evidence Processor 1U
Creature - Human Advisor (C)
1, Sacrifice a Clue: Draw a card.
1/3

Votes: wizyard, marioguy3
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Tapered Tallow -- B
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one -- Pay B and create a token copy of Tapered Tallow; or put a flame counter on it.
Sacrifice Tapered Tallow: Return target creature with mana value equal to the number of flame counters on Tapered Tallow to the battlefield.

Votes: bravelion83, netn10

Bitumen Druid 1R
Creature - Viashino Druid (C)
T, Exile a land card from your graveyard: Add CR.
All orders of druids focus on the most notable natural elements of their homelands - whatever those elements may be,
2/1

votes: bravelion83, wizyard

Note: Lol, good catch on the its/it's. I blame tiredness.

Poke
Instant (C)
Tap target untapped creature you don't control. That creature's controller may copy this spell.
Draw a card.
"Teferi, so help me, if you don't stop causing mischief right now I will personally feed you to the sea serpents!" -- Barrin, Master Wizard

Votes: bravelion83, marioguy3

Neter Mantle 2b
Enchantment - Aura (Uncommon)
Enchant creature
W or 1B: Enchanted creature gains lifelink until end of turn.
B: Enchanted creature gains deathtouch until end of turn.
G or 1B: Enchanted creature gains indestructible until end of turn.

Votes: bravelion83, netn10

Fire Harvesting
Creature - Saproling (Common)
Fire Harvesting enters the battlefield with two Fire counters.
Remove two Fire counters from Fire Harvesting: Create a 1/1 red and green Elemental Saproling creature.
Survival in the future requires adaptation.
2/2

Votes: bravelion83, netn10

Knight of Tyairn
Creature - Orc Knight C
Skill: vigilance and deathtouch (This creature has vigilance and deathtouch as long as it has been on the field since the beginning of your last two turns.)
"I fight because I want to be remembered. I follow Tyairn because he, too, wanted to be remembered."
2/3

rithaniel wizyard

[bravelion83]

Votes: void_nothing, netn10

Blossoming Growth 1G
Sorcery (U)
If you cast Blossoming Growth from anywhere other than your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)
Flashback—Remove three +1/+1 counters from among creatures you control. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

[Apellosine]

Votes: Venedrex, marioguy3

Nullskull 1BB
Creature - Horror (R)
Each player's maximum hand size is equal to the number of cards in your hand.
3/3

[void_nothing]

Votes: netn10, Rithaniel

Rebuilder's Puzzlegate 5
Artifact (U)
When Rebuilder's Puzzlegate enters the battlefield, return target artifact, creature, or enchantment card with mana value 4 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
1WB, Sacrifice Rebuilder's Puzzlegate: Return target artifact, creature, or enchantment card with mana value 4 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

[netn10]

Votes: Apellosine, Rithaniel (digital only, probably)

Mirrors of Thousand Teardrops
Enchantment (Rare)
You may have tokens entering the battlefield under your control enter as copies of Mirrors of Thousand Teardrops.

[OneAndOnly]

Votes: Venedrex, Rithaniel (is that "summoning sickness x 2?")
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Explosive Embers -- R
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one -- Pay R and create a token copy of Explosive Embers; or put a flame counter on it.
Sacrifice Explosive Embers: Explosive Embers deals damage equal to the number of flame counters on it to target creature or planeswalker.

[marioguy3]

Votes: void_nothing, apellosine

Fire-Lit Spoon
Artifact - Equipment (Rare)
As an additional cost to cast Fire-Lit Spoon, you may sacrifice any number of creatures.
Fire-Lit Spoon enters the battlefield with X Charge counters, where X was the number of creatures you sacrificed.
Equipped creature gets +X/+0, where X is the number of Charge counters on Fire-Lit Spoon and has haste and trample.
Equip

[Rithaniel]

Votes: Apellosine, Venedrex (it seems really fun, even if pretty broken).

(is that "summoning sickness x 2?")

Yeah, more or less. I was trying to get the wording close to an actual description of summoning sickness.

Morbidly Obsessed Researcher
Creature - Human U
When Morbidly Obsessed Researcher enters the battlefield, you may return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.
, Sacrifice Morbidly Obsessed Researcher: Return target creature card in your graveyard to your hand.
"They destroyed themselves? But how? Why?"
2/2

[OneAndOnly]

Re: Venedrex's card, I would tie the card-drawing to actually tapping the creature ("if you do..."), otherwise it enables drawing an arbitrarily large number of cards. Or, possibly, have a cost associated with copying the spell, a la Chain Lightning