The DCC - July 4th, 2022

[Rithaniel]

Welcome to the DCC!
If you have any questions or comments, feel free to post in the DCC Discussion Thread.

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How To Play

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How does this card-making game work? It's simple! Whenever your card receives a vote, you receive [1] point for the month. If your card ends up with the most votes for that day, you will receive [2] additional points for the month. In the event of a tie, each person who tied receives [1] additional point. At the end of each month, the person with the most points on the scoreboard wins that month, then the scoreboard is cleared for the next month. You can participate in as many or as few days as you want in any month.

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Rules

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• Each day you may post any card you want. On the next day all of the posted cards will be put into the thread as long as your card didn't get disqualified - see the next point for more details. If you post more than one card in a DCC thread, only the first card you post will be taken.
• When you vote, you need to make exactly two votes for two different people.  Vote for the cards that are listed in the first post, not other cards being posted in the thread.  If you notice that you've only voted for one person, include your second vote in a post, even if you're not submitting a card.
• If you want to change your vote for any reason, post that change in the day's thread (you can include it with your card if you want). Changed votes in the discussion thread will be ignored.
• Voting for only one person, for three or more people, or for yourself will earn you an asterisk by your name in the monthly leaderboard. So will failing to vote if you've posted a card. (We're not going to do anything about people who don't vote or post cards; that would be kind of silly.) This indicates that you're on probation for the next 21 days. If you're on probation and you make another improper vote, your card will be disqualified. Repeated disqualification is grounds for warnings and/or infractions for not following the game rules, so please don't do it.
• Voting for everything in the poll will be grounds for a lifetime ban from the DCC. Don't do it. It just wastes the thread creators' time.
• If you wish to post a render, please use the hyperlink option when posting your card and make the card name the image link. Renders are usually large enough to clog up the list, so submit a text-formed card and (optionally) a link in the name to the render.
• This thread is just for your card submission. Take your questions/comments to our discussion thread.  If it's a question, comment, or complaint about probation, PM void_nothing and/or the month's DCC organizer.
• When posting make sure that:
  • You have included all of the previous day's entries.
  • You update the leaderboard with the previous day's scores.

(An easy way to post the new thread is to hit the multiquote button on every post in the previous day's thread, then click Post Reply. Select everything in this post, copy it, and then paste it into the first post for a new thread. You'll have to clean up a few small things, like quote tags around the opening post and the previous day's cards.)

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Notes of the Day

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Today, I have a headache.

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DCC Scoreboard

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void_nothing 6
wizyard 6 (+6)
netn10 5 (+3)
Rithaniel 3 (+1)
bravelion83 2

Probation: OneAndOnly, 15 days left.

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@Rithaniel I have to be quick, just posting this to thank you for the nice words and to point out that OneAndOnly's probation was 17 days yesterday in my last thread so it should be 16 days today. Also, I want you to know that I for one definitely appreciate your math facts but I absolutely understand the time and energy that goes into doing that, I've seen that for myself on the one month I did facts in my own field, chemistry, and I had to write and plan them out several days in advance, so I know it can be hard and in fact I've never done them again so far. This makes me appreciate you doing them on almost every day on your months even more. If you don't have the time and energy to do them this month, don't worry. Do what you feel like. Just know that I for one will totally understand you anyway. Ok, as usual from me this was longer than I expected to write. Gotta go now.

Votes: netn10, wizyard

Soul of Elephant 3GW
Creature — Elephant Spirit (R)
Spirit guide (When this creature enters the battlefield, you may pair it with another unpaired creature you control. They remain paired for as long as you control both of them. That creature becomes an Elephant in addition to its other types for as long as it's paired with this creature.)
Elephant creatures you control have vigilance.
3W, T: Destroy target nonland permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Elephant creature token.
3/3

Votes: Rithaniel, wizyard

Ichor Burster 1G
Instant (Common)
Exile target creature. Its controller creates a 2/2 green Phyrexian Beast creature token with infect.
It wasn't optimism that bursted through the Mirran scout's chest.

Votes: netn10, wizyard

Cathedral of Cairns
Land R
Cathedral of Cairns enters the battlefield tapped.
: Add .
, : If target creature's controller controls more creatures than you, Cathedral of Cairns deals 2 damage to it.
"I'd say it's the closest thing to a cave that I've seen on this plane."
—Cotte Deld, planeswalker

Votes: netn10, wizyard
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Razorfin Looter 1UR
Creature - Merfolk Goblin (U)
Vigilance, ward - pay 2 life
UR, T: Draw two cards, then discard a card at random.
3/1

[netn10]

Votes: bravelion83, void_nothing

Mechanical Pioneer ub
Artifact Creature - Construct (Rare)
Vigilance
Whenever Mechanical Pioneer blocks, destroy all auras attached to the blocked creature.
Whenever Mechanical Pioneer deals combat damage a player, destroy target enchantment that player controls.
"I'm today what I never thought yesterday."
2/2

[bravelion83]

Votes: void_nothing, Rithaniel

Soul of Spider 3BG
Creature — Spider Spirit (R)
Spirit guide (When this creature enters the battlefield, you may pair it with another unpaired creature you control. They remain paired for as long as you control both of them. That creature becomes a Spider in addition to its other types for as long as it's paired with this creature.)
Reach, deathtouch
Other Spiders you control have deathtouch.
Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, create a 1/2 green Spider creature token with reach.
2/4

[kwanyeegor-ii]

netn10 void_nothing

Rockswallow Hellkite 2R
Creature - Dragon (Rare)
Flying
Cumulative upkeep - sacrifice a Mountain
Whenever a land is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, Rockswallow Hellkite gets +1/+0 until end of turn
4/4

[void_nothing]

Votes: bravelion83, netn10

Ephara's Sanction 1W
Enchantment (R)
This spell can't be countered.
1: Target enchantment spell you control can't be countered.
Each enchantment you control has hexproof and indestructible as long as you haven't begun a turn since it entered the battlefield.

[Rithaniel]

Votes: bravelion83, void_nothing

Bottomless Sewer
Land U
Bottomless Sewer enters the battlefield tapped with a charge counter on it.
: Add or .
, , Remover a charge counter from Bottomless Sewer: Each player mills five cards.
"Well, at least it's never going to get backed up."
—Cotte Deld, planeswalker