Drake
• Token Creature - Drake (S)
Flying
2/2
Kidnapped 2UU
Enchantment- Aura (C)
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't attack or block, and loses all abilities.
You control enchanted creature.
"I woke to find myself tied to a post. Again."
Squee's Toy 1
Artifact
T: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn.
Throughout all his travels, Squee never lost this old trinket, a little worse for wear but still bringing comfort.
Misremembered Friends G
Creature (C)
Vanishing 3
(This creature enters the battlefield with three time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter from it. When the last is removed, sacrifice it.)
T: Add one mana of any color.
"I don't think they were elves. They were something."
1/2
Cabal Lich 5b
Creature - Zombie Wizard (C)
When Cabal Lich leaves your graveyard, you draw a card and lose 1 life.
His schemes of undeath never lived to anyone's expectations.
5/6
Fell in a Hole 1B
Enchantment — Saga (C)
I: Mill three cards.
II: Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of creature cards in your graveyard.
III: Return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
Unlikely Narrative R
Instant (C)
Draw a card, then discard a card at random, then draw a card, then discard a card.
Squee could tell the planeswalker didn't believe him. But it was the truth.
Cephalid Plunderer 2U
Creature — Cephalid Pirate (C)
Whenever Cephalid Plunderer deals combat damage to a player, that player mills that many cards.
Discard a card: Cephalid Plunderer gains flying until end of turn.
2/2
Eager Listener 1W
Creature- Human (C)
When Eager Listener enters the battlefield, you may exile target enchantment you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. If it was a Saga, put a +1/+1 counter on Eager Listener.
"And then?"
2/1
Rundvelt Skywatch 1R
Creature - Goblin Scout (C)
Reach
Whenever Rundvelt Skywatch blocks, it deals 1 damage to you.
"I couldn't help but remember Glok."
2/2
The Fall of Crovax 4WB
Enchantment — Saga (U)
I: Create a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying.
II: Sacrifice a creature. If you do, target player loses life equal to its power and you gain that much life.
III: Creatures your opponents control get -1/-1 until end of turn and creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
Cowardly Goblin R
Creature - Goblin Coward (U)
Prevent all damage that Cowardly Goblin would deal to creatures.
Not all goblins can have the bravado of the immortal Squee.
2/2
Precocious Sprout G
Creature- Saproling (U)
1,
T, Sacrifice Precocious Sprout: Add one mana of any color and draw a card.
"I've seen a milllion of 'em. But this one was special."
Nekoru Chaser 3rr
Creature - Cat Dragon (R)
Haste
Whenever Nekoru Chaser becomes blocked, untap it. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase.
2r: Nekoru Chaser gets +1/+0 and gains flying until end of turn.
4/4
Rikhrid, Son of Rograkh 0
• Legendary Creature- Kobold Warrior (U)
Vanishing 2
(This creature enters the battlefield with two time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter from it. When the last is removed, sacrifice it.)
Trample
"I hate dying. I don't understand how some people just run right at it."
2/3