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Krishnath Mechanical Dragon
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Ah yes, Saviors...
The set were we finally got to see some of Kamigawa's wildlife.
Hand of Chaos
Creature - Human Samurai (U)
Protection from White
Bushido 1
2/2
Jukai Hare
Creature - Rabbit (U)
Jukai Hare must be blocked if able.
0/1
IIW: Disney Animated Canon (that means no Pixar).
The set were we finally got to see some of Kamigawa's wildlife.
Hand of Chaos
Creature - Human Samurai (U)
Protection from White
Bushido 1
2/2
Jukai Hare
Creature - Rabbit (U)
Jukai Hare must be blocked if able.
0/1
IIW: Disney Animated Canon (that means no Pixar).
Numquam evolutioni obstes. Solum conculceris.
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Epic of Heroes
Sorcery {MR}
You gain an emblem with "At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a legendary creature or planeswalker card from your graveyard into the command zone. It becomes an additional commander of yours for the rest of the game."
Exile Epic of Heroes.
Once a fugitive, then a wanderer, Tetsuko Umezawa felt a mysterious calling from the homeland that rejected her: to add to the saga of her ancestors and assemble seven heroes to turn back Elesh Norn.
IIW: Accelerated aging
Sorcery {MR}
You gain an emblem with "At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a legendary creature or planeswalker card from your graveyard into the command zone. It becomes an additional commander of yours for the rest of the game."
Exile Epic of Heroes.
Once a fugitive, then a wanderer, Tetsuko Umezawa felt a mysterious calling from the homeland that rejected her: to add to the saga of her ancestors and assemble seven heroes to turn back Elesh Norn.
IIW: Accelerated aging
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mellifluoresce the winner is tibalt
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Rain Upon Soratami
Instant - Arcane (U)
Sweep - Return any number of Islands you control to their owner's hand. Create a 1/1 blue Illusion creature token with flying for each Island returned this way.
IIW: The lead developer has tasked you with finding a replacement for ripple in the Coldsnap set file
Instant - Arcane (U)
Sweep - Return any number of Islands you control to their owner's hand. Create a 1/1 blue Illusion creature token with flying for each Island returned this way.
IIW: The lead developer has tasked you with finding a replacement for ripple in the Coldsnap set file
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Disappointing Signet + co-founder
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talk to me about the Black Market format! Now ready for your Hogaaks
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mirrorentity wrote: Judging.
Ogre of the Gray Ogre: No IIW. Disqualified.
Ogre of the Pit: No IIW. Disqualified.
Toll Troll: Not an Ogre. Disqualified.
My Hair Caught Fire!: Not an Ogre. Disqualified.
Ogre Under: No IIW. Disqualified.
Ogrenacle at Pendrell Vale: Overcosted.
Ogreforge Mystic: Judge. Disqualified.
Winner: Gerrard's Mom becomes a Tier I spammer!
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Majestic Kirin
Legendary Creature — Kirin Spirit {R}
Flying
Whenever you cast a Spirit or Arcane spell, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. If that spell has mana value less than the number of cards in your hand, the creature gains lifelink until end of turn.
3/2
IIW: a legendary choke job
Legendary Creature — Kirin Spirit {R}
Flying
Whenever you cast a Spirit or Arcane spell, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. If that spell has mana value less than the number of cards in your hand, the creature gains lifelink until end of turn.
3/2
IIW: a legendary choke job
MEG
Descendant of Adamaro
Creature - Human Warrior (U)
When Descendant of Adamaro enters the battlefield, you may have it deal damage to target creature equal to the number of cards in that creature's controller's hand.
1/1
IIW: Graveyard mechanics
Creature - Human Warrior (U)
When Descendant of Adamaro enters the battlefield, you may have it deal damage to target creature equal to the number of cards in that creature's controller's hand.
1/1
IIW: Graveyard mechanics
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Shift Beyond Jukai
Sorcery - Arcane (R)
Sweep - Return any number of Forests you control to their owner's hand. You may put a land from your hand onto the battlefield for each Forest returned this way.
IIW: Silly aftermath/split card names
Sorcery - Arcane (R)
Sweep - Return any number of Forests you control to their owner's hand. You may put a land from your hand onto the battlefield for each Forest returned this way.
IIW: Silly aftermath/split card names
Descendant of Asunaro
Creature — Human Warrior {U}
Trample
Descendant of Asunaro enters the battlefield with three +1/+1 counters on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have seven or more cards in hand, double the number of +1/+1 counters on Descendant of Asunaro.
0/0
IIW: deadly game
Creature — Human Warrior {U}
Trample
Descendant of Asunaro enters the battlefield with three +1/+1 counters on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have seven or more cards in hand, double the number of +1/+1 counters on Descendant of Asunaro.
0/0
IIW: deadly game
MEG
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Cythare Say You'll Dismember Me
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Sting of a Thousand Lashes
Sorcery (R)
Target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. Put a -1/-1 counter on up to one target creature.
Epic (For the rest of the game, you can't cast spells. At the beginning of each of your upkeeps, copy this spell except for its epic ability.)
Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn. You may choose new targets for the copies.)
IIW: Late in Eldraine development, Murderous Rider's multiverse file was completely corrupted. No one can remember exactly what it does, but they're fairly confident that it's an adventure but doesn't destroy creatures. Everyone's scrambling to submit a replacement. What is it?
Sorcery (R)
Target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. Put a -1/-1 counter on up to one target creature.
Epic (For the rest of the game, you can't cast spells. At the beginning of each of your upkeeps, copy this spell except for its epic ability.)
Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn. You may choose new targets for the copies.)
IIW: Late in Eldraine development, Murderous Rider's multiverse file was completely corrupted. No one can remember exactly what it does, but they're fairly confident that it's an adventure but doesn't destroy creatures. Everyone's scrambling to submit a replacement. What is it?
Level 2 Judge circa 2016
Draft my cube! (630 cards)
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- lookingupanddown
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Kami of Eternal Memory
Creature - Spirit (U)
Kami of Eternal Memory's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in your hand.
Channel — , Discard Kami of Eternal Memory: If you have fewer than seven cards in hand, draw cards equal to the difference.
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IIW: creature type Dreadnought
Creature - Spirit (U)
Kami of Eternal Memory's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in your hand.
Channel — , Discard Kami of Eternal Memory: If you have fewer than seven cards in hand, draw cards equal to the difference.
*/*
IIW: creature type Dreadnought
こんばんは, フラミンゴ部たち!今日の審査は、神河救済/Saviors of Kamigawaに回帰します。このエキスパンションは、すごくかっこいいエキスパンションと言いわれている(笑)。だからワクワクしている。では、はじめましょう!
準優勝:サイボンゴ,「The Burning of Jukai」からです。
勝者:メッギッドだ!おめでとう!
次:『a legendary choke job』だ。
おちんちんがでかい人だけは、このデザインを作られる。スェエプの問題は、楽しくないです。でも、このデザインには、楽しそうです。
このデザインは『OK』です。でも、これは神河救済じゃない、神河救済の回帰です。
これは、いい継続です。元のカードは最高のいくつか救済カードです。
こんぺこ、こんぺこ、こんぺこ!ホロライブ三期制の宇佐田ぺこらぺこ!ども、ども!Jukai Hare
Creature - Rabbit (U)
Jukai Hare must be blocked if able.
0/1
やべえ!このフラボルテクスツで、何の事変は起こっている!ところが、このデザインは。。。心配するまい。Phyrexian Editor wrote: ↑3 years agoEpic of Heroes
Sorcery {MR}
You gain an emblem with "At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a legendary creature or planeswalker card from your graveyard into the command zone. It becomes an additional commander of yours for the rest of the game."
Exile Epic of Heroes.
Once a fugitive, then a wanderer, Tetsuko Umezawa felt a mysterious calling from the homeland that rejected her: to add to the saga of her ancestors and assemble seven heroes to turn back Elesh Norn.
この「素敵」なメカニックに、素敵な利用です。mellifluoresce wrote: ↑3 years agoRain Upon Soratami
Instant - Arcane (U)
Sweep - Return any number of Islands you control to their owner's hand. Create a 1/1 blue Illusion creature token with flying for each Island returned this way.
OK, これはEPIC. 神河救済の主問題は、直しました。要件を満たしなくても、エッフェクトは使用しえる。Megiddo wrote: ↑3 years agoMajestic Kirin
Legendary Creature — Kirin Spirit {R}
Flying
Whenever you cast a Spirit or Arcane spell, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. If that spell has mana value less than the number of cards in your hand, the creature gains lifelink until end of turn.
3/2
いいヘートカードです笑。
うわああ。。これは。。『ミームエントリー』ですか?NinjaCaterpie wrote: ↑3 years agoShift Beyond Jukai
Sorcery - Arcane (R)
Sweep - Return any number of Forests you control to their owner's hand. You may put a land from your hand onto the battlefield for each Forest returned this way.
ああ、コレはミームエントリーだ!キミガシネ ―多数決デスゲーム―から.Megiddo wrote: ↑3 years agoDescendant of Asunaro
Creature — Human Warrior {U}
Trample
Descendant of Asunaro enters the battlefield with three +1/+1 counters on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have seven or more cards in hand, double the number of +1/+1 counters on Descendant of Asunaro.
0/0
全ての現存のEPICカードより、これの方ほうがいいです笑。Cythare wrote: ↑3 years agoSting of a Thousand Lashes
Sorcery (R)
Target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. Put a -1/-1 counter on up to one target creature.
Epic (For the rest of the game, you can't cast spells. At the beginning of each of your upkeeps, copy this spell except for its epic ability.)
Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn. You may choose new targets for the copies.)
MAROのはずだ!lookingupanddown wrote: ↑3 years agoKami of Eternal Memory
Creature - Spirit (U)
Kami of Eternal Memory's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in your hand.
Channel — , Discard Kami of Eternal Memory: If you have fewer than seven cards in hand, draw cards equal to the difference.
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これは、本当に不遜です。
準優勝:サイボンゴ,「The Burning of Jukai」からです。
勝者:メッギッドだ!おめでとう!
次:『a legendary choke job』だ。
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spacemonaut Bauble reclaimer
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@Megiddo please define this challenge because I can't find any definition that we might consider suitable for these boards. On the other hand urban dictionary has demonstrated its awesome coverage yet again
Jace Did Nothing Wrong
Sorcery (M)
Each opponent reveals their library. You may have those players exile any number of cards in their library named Stoneforge Mystic*, Batterskull, Squadron Hawk, Ponder, Sphinx's Revelation, Celestial Colonnade, Sword of _____ and _____, or Gideon Jura. They're banned. Issue a half-assed statement why you didn't ban Jace, The Mind Sculptor. Then ban Jace, The Mind Sculptor. Those players shuffle.
(*Unless it's in an unmodified "War of Attrition" Event deck.)
"Well, you see, we just didn't think... enough about money."
-Wizards, probably
Iiw: Legendary Blind Luck
@spacemonaut a legendary choke job would be messing something up in spectacular fashion that should have been an easy thing, see above.
Sorcery (M)
Each opponent reveals their library. You may have those players exile any number of cards in their library named Stoneforge Mystic*, Batterskull, Squadron Hawk, Ponder, Sphinx's Revelation, Celestial Colonnade, Sword of _____ and _____, or Gideon Jura. They're banned. Issue a half-assed statement why you didn't ban Jace, The Mind Sculptor. Then ban Jace, The Mind Sculptor. Those players shuffle.
(*Unless it's in an unmodified "War of Attrition" Event deck.)
"Well, you see, we just didn't think... enough about money."
-Wizards, probably
Iiw: Legendary Blind Luck
@spacemonaut a legendary choke job would be messing something up in spectacular fashion that should have been an easy thing, see above.
yeah I was mad about basketball at the time I posted that IIW. See: the gif I posted.spacemonaut wrote: ↑3 years ago@Megiddo please define this challenge because I can't find any definition that we might consider suitable for these boards. On the other hand urban dictionary has demonstrated its awesome coverage yet again
you probably do know what choking is! I mean it in the gaming sense. Opposite of being "clutch."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Choke_(sports)
definitely NOT the urban dictionary definition, which I also looked up just now lmao
edit: I didn't read the last part of the post before mine, but @Pygyzy is exactly correct.
MEG
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It wasn't a meme entry :'(
this one on the other hand...
Really Epic Choke Slam
Sorcery (M)
Target creature you control fights another target creature, then deals damage equal to the other creature's toughness to a third target creature.
"I'm gonna beat this monkey-fighter with another monkey-fighter!"
IIW: silly aftermath/split card names
this one on the other hand...
Really Epic Choke Slam
Sorcery (M)
Target creature you control fights another target creature, then deals damage equal to the other creature's toughness to a third target creature.
"I'm gonna beat this monkey-fighter with another monkey-fighter!"
IIW: silly aftermath/split card names
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Krishnath Mechanical Dragon
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Under Pressure
Enchantment - Aura (U)
Enchant creature or planeswalker.
Enchanted creature can't attack or block unless its controller pays
Enchanted creature or planeswalker can't use their activated abilities unless their controller pays an additional .
IIW: Disney Animated Canon (that means no Pixar).
Enchantment - Aura (U)
Enchant creature or planeswalker.
Enchanted creature can't attack or block unless its controller pays
Enchanted creature or planeswalker can't use their activated abilities unless their controller pays an additional .
IIW: Disney Animated Canon (that means no Pixar).
Numquam evolutioni obstes. Solum conculceris.
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Cythare Say You'll Dismember Me
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Set Up
Sorcery (R)
Up to three target creatures must attack during their controller's next turn if able.
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Fail
Instant (R)
Aftermath (Cast this spell only from your graveyard. Then exile it.)
Each attacking creature deals damage to itself equal to its power.
IIW: Late in Eldraine development, Murderous Rider's multiverse file was completely corrupted. No one can remember exactly what it does, but they're fairly confident that it's an adventure but doesn't destroy creatures. Everyone's scrambling to submit a replacement. What is it?
Sorcery (R)
Up to three target creatures must attack during their controller's next turn if able.
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Fail
Instant (R)
Aftermath (Cast this spell only from your graveyard. Then exile it.)
Each attacking creature deals damage to itself equal to its power.
IIW: Late in Eldraine development, Murderous Rider's multiverse file was completely corrupted. No one can remember exactly what it does, but they're fairly confident that it's an adventure but doesn't destroy creatures. Everyone's scrambling to submit a replacement. What is it?
Level 2 Judge circa 2016
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Bloodblind
Instant {U}
Target attacking creature an opponent controls deals damage equal to its power divided as you choose among any number of target creatures.
"My hand slipped." -An Akron legionnaire's last words at the gallows
IIW: My cat knows just one trick, but it's a useful one
Instant {U}
Target attacking creature an opponent controls deals damage equal to its power divided as you choose among any number of target creatures.
"My hand slipped." -An Akron legionnaire's last words at the gallows
IIW: My cat knows just one trick, but it's a useful one
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mellifluoresce the winner is tibalt
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Performance Anxiety
Instant (C)
Target creature gets -X/-0 until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures on the battlefield.
IIW: juggalos
Instant (C)
Target creature gets -X/-0 until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures on the battlefield.
IIW: juggalos
Club Flamingo Alumnus
Disappointing Signet + co-founder
talk to me about the Black Market format! Now ready for your Hogaaks
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mirrorentity wrote: Judging.
Ogre of the Gray Ogre: No IIW. Disqualified.
Ogre of the Pit: No IIW. Disqualified.
Toll Troll: Not an Ogre. Disqualified.
My Hair Caught Fire!: Not an Ogre. Disqualified.
Ogre Under: No IIW. Disqualified.
Ogrenacle at Pendrell Vale: Overcosted.
Ogreforge Mystic: Judge. Disqualified.
Winner: Gerrard's Mom becomes a Tier I spammer!
Next spamellenge: Make the Ogre philosopher Gnerdel.
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Krishnath Mechanical Dragon
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Numquam evolutioni obstes. Solum conculceris.
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Epic Fail
Sorcery (M)
You lose the game.
The Multiverse sundered. Planes ravaged. Civilizations extinguished. Innumerable lives lost. Jace had to admit, this was gonna be hard to pass off as a success.
IIW: Ice Cream
Sorcery (M)
You lose the game.
The Multiverse sundered. Planes ravaged. Civilizations extinguished. Innumerable lives lost. Jace had to admit, this was gonna be hard to pass off as a success.
IIW: Ice Cream
"What's with you and pitcher plants?" -NinjaCaterpie, 27-9-2021
Roc Civers
Legendary Creature - Human Advisor (R)
Other creatures you control get +2/+0. If an opponent has 3 or less life, other creatures you control get -2/+0 instead.
3/1
IIW: Sports World
Legendary Creature - Human Advisor (R)
Other creatures you control get +2/+0. If an opponent has 3 or less life, other creatures you control get -2/+0 instead.
3/1
IIW: Sports World
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Ascension of the Dragon-God
Enchantment — Saga (M)
I, II — Put up to one planeswalker card from your hand or graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. Proliferate.
III — Sacrifice each nonland permanent you control.
IIW: Blaseball and other surreal splorts
Enchantment — Saga (M)
I, II — Put up to one planeswalker card from your hand or graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. Proliferate.
III — Sacrifice each nonland permanent you control.
IIW: Blaseball and other surreal splorts
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Tin Street Punter
Creature - Goblin Rogue (R)
Haste
Tin Street Punter doesn't untap during your untap step as long as an opponent has 10 or less life.
He punts hard... until he punts hard.
2/2
IIW: silly aftermath/split card names
Creature - Goblin Rogue (R)
Haste
Tin Street Punter doesn't untap during your untap step as long as an opponent has 10 or less life.
He punts hard... until he punts hard.
2/2
IIW: silly aftermath/split card names