C'orr, look at all this you kids brought me! Pity though, bit of misreading the room on your part in coming here. This black market's a criminal gig! Me and my boys are taking all this lot, and if you don't like it, we'll cut yer legs off! How's that fer payment?
Alright, now, let's take a look-see at what's actually worth keeping outta this rubble.
That's a pretty shiny trinket if I ever saw one! Someone's going to get a lot of out of this, I bet it'll be worth a fortune.
Actually, possibly too much. Might break the balance of power in the neighbourhood. Can't have that. Boys, smash it up.
Orrite, this one's looking pretty nice. Bit o' wheeling and dealing, bit o' people getting shanked, that's good for business, that's what that is. Let's load this one up. Call off the whole leg cutting off business for this one, I've taken a liking to 'im.Sporegorger_Dragon wrote: ↑3 years agoOrgan Trafficker
Creature - Human Monger (U)
, Sacrifice a creature: Target player draws a card and loses 1 life. Any player may activate this ability.
3/2
"Lungs! Lungs for sale! Buy one get one free!"
IIW: Nepenthes Pitcher-Plant
You know what, I think I'm gonna keep this one personally. Put it right here in my pocket just like this. Gonna be useful a pinch one of these days.
I'm all for a bit o' malevolent magic every now and then, but this feels a bit too fiddly for an ol' geezer like this. Hard to keep track of all these knobs on here. I'm gonna snap some bits off. You won't mind, will you now, boy? Good, you're going to go far in this world.lookingupanddown wrote: ↑3 years agoSlavedriver Lich
Creature - Zombie Wizard Rogue (R)
, : Target player gains control of target creature they don't own. It gains hexproof until end of turn. Activate this ability only once per turn.
Whenever a creature controlled by a player other than its owner dies, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. If you don't control the creature that died this way, untap Slavedriver Lich and you lose 1 life.
"You only rent these bodies while they still have a soul. Once that leaves, they return to me."
3/5
IIW: Wake up the hero
Much better! Seems more worth the price tag I saw on there. Just gonna lob this right into the truck. There's a good lad.Slavedriver Lich
Creature - Zombie Wizard Rogue (R)
, : Target player gains control of target creature they don't own.
Whenever a creature controlled by a player other than its owner dies, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
3/5
Ooo, I like this one. Gonna giftwrap it and give it to me friend's nan. See who breaks in. Maybe hire 'em. Maybe he'll think twice about that money he owes me.
Ain't this a nasty piece of work! Reminds me of someone, like a chip off the ol' block. Reminds me of me early days choppin' peoples' heads off for looking at me funny, and a lot o' them did. Busy days, those were. Yeah, gonna take this one, maybe polish it up real nice, sell it to some twit for a boatload o' quid, then probably chop 'is head off.Cythare wrote: ↑3 years agoOrgan Trafficker
Creature — Goblin Citizen (R)
When Organ Trafficker enters the battlefield, each player creates a colorless artifact token named Organ with "At the beginning of your precombat main phase, add R."
: Exchange control of two target artifacts. You can't activate this ability during combat.
2/2
IIW: Noncreature permanents with morph
Aww, ain't this precious. I can't bear to do anything to this! How am I meant to operate a black market with tykes like this out here. Boys, give this one back their wallet, let's get them on their way.Mergatroid_Jones wrote: ↑3 years agoDoe-Eyed Smuggler
Creature- Human Rogue (C)
When Doe-Eyed Smuggler enters the battlefield, exile the top card of your library face down. When Doe-Eyed Smuggler leaves the battleield, put the exiled card into your hand.
: Look at all cards exiled with Doe-Eyed Smuggler.
1/1
IIW: Fantasy in space (but somehow not sci-fi)
Orrite, yeah, I getcher. Steal someone's arm, bash their head in with it, we used to do it all the time back in the old neighbourhood. Knew a feller got his back and kept it on the mantlepiece. What a steal. And it is! Boys, load it up. Thanks for the charity, stranger, very thoughtful.
What a good haul that was! Didn't even have to cut anyone's legs off that time. Bit disappointed, really. Alright, let's go over inventory one more time.
Winner: Cythare for Organ Trafficker ()
HM: Sporegorger_Dragon for Organ Trafficker ()
Bit of a theme here this time, it seems.
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