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[Ink-Treader]

Build-a-bear Candygram 2G
Sorcery (U)
Create a Food token a 2/2 green Bear creature token with your choice of a trample counter, a reach counter, a vigilance counter, or a hexproof counter on it.

IIW: keyword counters

[Krishnath]

Bumberstump Cragglethatch GW
Legendary Creature - Kithkin Peasant (R)
Vigilance
When Bumberstump Cragglethatch enters the battlefield create a food token.
Whenever an effect of another card causes you to create one or more food tokens, create an additional food token.
Whenever you sacrifice a food token, put a +1/+1 counter on target Kithkin you control.
Partner
0/1

IIW: Superheroes and/or Supervillains.

[OneAndOnly]

Snorkledink Cuttlefish -- 1UUU
Creature - Fish Cuttlefish or maybe even Squid
As an additional cost to play Snorkledink Cuttlefish, reveal a blue card in your hand.
Cards with the same name as the card revealed to play Snorkledink Cuttlefish cost U less to play and can't be countered.
2/3
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IIW: Baubles

[Mergatroid_Jones]

Bulbasaur Custardwheel 1G
Legendary Creature- Plant Dinosaur
Fancy (Non-fancy spells or abilities that target fancy spells or permanents cost an additional 2.)
T: Add G. If that mana is spent to play a fancy creature, that creature enters the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter.
The illustrious Custardwheel family keeps a personal gardener for each of their Pokémon.
1/3

IIW: Change one side of a double-faced card.

[Cythare]

Buckingham Cummerbund 1W
Artifact — Equipment (U)
Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and can't be blocked except by Nobles.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, that player creates a Treasure token.
Equip {2/W}
"A trinket for your hospitality, milady."
—Lord Buckingham the Rakish

IIW: Book Jocks

[spacemonaut]

Bourgeoisie Carrotpatch
Land (R)
Bourgeoisie Carrotpatch enters the battlefield tapped.
: Add or .
2, T: Create a Food token.
1BG, T, Sacrifice Bourgeoisie Carrotpatch and any number of Foods: Create a 1/1 green Rabbit creature token for each Food token sacrificed this way. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.


IIW: Bears, beavers, and badgers, oh my!

[NinjaCaterpie]

Bourgeoisie Capitalist WB
Creature - Human Advisor (R)
Bourgeoisie Capitalist's toughness is equal to the amount of Gold you control.
Whenever Bourgeoisie Capitalist enters the battlefield or becomes tapped, create a Gold token.
2/*

IIW: Rituals

[void_nothing]

A friend of mine seemingly coined one of the phrases you can randomly generate from that site

[avatarz]

Bourgeoisie Crucifix 3
Artifact (R)
Whenever an ability of a creature triggers or is activated, destroy that creature at the beginning of the end step. If that creature dies this way, create a treasure token.
The mob spoke. Thelisia, on the other side, would soon not.

IIW: ooparts

[KoolKoal]

Muffintop Coochierash
Legendary Creature - Ooze Human (R)
When Muffintop Coochierash enters the battlefield, stack five coins on it.
Players that don't control Muffintop Coochierash can't touch it or the stack.
When a coin falls off the stack, or the coins falls off Muffintop Coochierash, remove them.
Muffintop Coochierash's power and toughness are equal to the number of coins in the stack.
: Any player may activate this ability and contribute up to five coins. You add those coins to the stack.
Its pants are always too tight.

IIW: Legendary Creature - Elder {non-dragon animal type}

[NinjaCaterpie]

A friend of mine seemingly coined one of the phrases you can randomly generate from that site

Wow, you were friends with Karl Marx?

[void_nothing]

A friend of mine seemingly coined one of the phrases you can randomly generate from that site

Wow, you were friends with Karl Marx?

She doesn't like her landlord very much, so in other words yeah

[Sporegorger_Dragon]

Syphilis Wafflesmack
3bb
Legendary Creature - Germ Horror
When Syphilis Wafflesmack enters the battlefield, you become diseased.
Whenever Syphilis deals combat damage to a player or permanent, that player or permanent becomes diseased.
Whenever a diseased permanent attacks, blocks, or has one of its abilities activated, it deals 1 damage to itself and 2 damage to its controller.
Whenever a diseased player casts a spell or draws a card, they lose 1 life.
4/4
"It...it fell off..."-Garruk Wildspeaker
"You too?"-Jace Beleren


IIW: Nepenthes Pitcher-Plant

[Cythare]

Bunsenburner Cockatoo 2RW
Creature — Bird Berserker (R)
Flying, haste
Whenever Bunsenburner Cockatoo attacks, you may sacrifice a land. If you do, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn. Destroy up to one target nonbasic land defending player controls.
2/2

IIW: Bird berserkers

[TacticalCelebrant]

Stonybrook Banneret 1u
Creature — Merfolk Wizard (C)
Islandwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls an Island.)
Merfolk spells and Wizard spells you cast cost 1 less to cast.
1/1

IIW: Plagairism

[lookingupanddown]

Benadryl Claritin 4
Artifact
W: Exile target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under your control tapped.
UU: Target creature you control phases out.
"Bit of an overkill, sure, but are your allergies still bothering you? Didn't think so."

IIW: Wake up the hero

[TacticalCelebrant]

Gin Addict Geocache
Land (U)
Gin Addict Geocache enters the battlefield with 3 booze counters
t: Add
T, Remove a booze counter from Gin Addict Geocache: Add one mana of any color. If used to cast a creature spell, that creature enters the battlefield tapped, with a Trample counter on it.

IIW: Don't pick me, I'm too busy.

[Megiddo]

Baggageclaim Chickenbroth 3
Artifact - Food {U}
2, T, Sacrifice Baggageclaim Chickenbroth: Baggageclaim Chickenbroth deals 3 damage to any target.
2, T, Sacrifice Baggageclaim Chickebroth: You gain 3 life.
Foretell R

IIW: The "Big One"

[mellifluoresce]

Bubblebath Nottinghill
Land (U)
Bubblebath Nottinghill enters the battlefield tapped.
When Bubblebath Nottinghill enters the battlefield, put a flying counter on target creature you control.
: Add or .

IIW: DEVOUR

[avatarz]

Blubberwhale Camouflage 3U
Enchantment — Aura (U)
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has base power and toughness 6/6 and is a Whale in addition to its other types.
When enchanted creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice Blubberwhale Camouflage.

IIW: ooparts

[Krishnath]

@avatarz Whales aren't fish. >.<

[Stapler]

Rinkydink Stinkyrash BR
Legendary Creature - Goblin Rogue (R)
Menace, deathtouch
Whenever Rinkydink Stinkyrash deals combat damage to a player, for the rest of the game, if an effect would cause that player to discard one or more cards, that player discards that many cards at random instead.
"Does this look infected to you?"
1/1

IIW: Make a mechanic (general or keyworded) based on smells.

[avatarz]

@avatarz Whales aren't fish. >.<

I thought that Magic classified them this way, but... hey, how much was I wrong. The whale subtype does exist apparently

[void_nothing]

Many scholars have agonized over the question of the true authorship of bible books but now we know for sure that the Book of Jonah was written by avatarz

[Krishnath]

@avatarz Whales aren't fish. >.<

I thought that Magic classified them this way, but... hey, how much was I wrong. The whale subtype does exist apparently

Yes, yes it does, and has since they printed Killer Whale in Exodus (They later reclassified Narwhal to a whale as well.)