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Pathrazer Sliver 1
Creature - Eldrazi Sliver (U)
Slivers you control can't be blocked except by three or more creatures.
A tiny abomination that evokes the same primal fear as a towering monstrosity.
1/1

IIW: a REALLY BIG punch

[KoolKoal]

Sliver Queen, Swarm Mother
Legendary Creature - Eldrazi Sliver (M)
Sliver Queen, Swarm Mother is considered colorless in addition to its colors.
The first time an Eldrazi enters the battlefield under you control each turn, target player sacrifices a permanent.
or , or , and or : Create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Sliver creature token.
9/9

IIW: cards with "feces" in the name

[Mergatroid_Jones]

Titanomorph Slivdrazi
Creature- Eldrazi Sliver (R)
Sliver and Eldrazi creatures you control get +12/+7 and Trample.
0/0

IIW: Enchant land or enchant artifact

[spacemonaut]

Shredder Sliver 1BR
Creature — Eldrazi Sliver
Ingest (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player exiles the top card of their library.)
Other Slivers you control have ingest.
Whenever an Eldrazi you control ingests a card, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
2/2


IIW: Squirrellink but for another kind of token.

[mellifluoresce]

Hive Conformer
Creature - Eldrazi Sliver (U)
Sliver spells you cast cost .
2/3

IIW: Soup of the day

[Cythare]

Twinspawn Sliver 1GC
Creature - Eldrazi Sliver (R)
Whenever you cast a Sliver permanent spell, create a token that's a copy of it except it's 1/1 and is an Eldrazi in addition to its other types.
2/2

IIW: Salad of the day

[PanchoPonceN]

Twisted Sliver 2C
Creature - Eldrazi Sliver (R)
Sliver cards your own have Devoid.
Sliver spells you cast cost 1.
You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast Sliver spells
[2/2]

IIW: Something almost broken.

[Megiddo]

@cadp_ save us

[Krishnath]

@cadp_ save us

And he looked down upon the masses crying out for salvation, and with a soft voice he said "no".

[Mergatroid_Jones]

One of the three ultimo Slivdrazwalkers.


Jidaowka, Slivdrazwalker RWBUG
Legendary Planeswalker- Slivdrazwalker
Jidaowka can be your commander.
Slivdrazwalkers, Eldrazi, and Slivers you control enter the battlefield with an additional 2 Power counters (counts as a +1/+1 counter on a creature, a loyalty counter on a planeswalker, a storage counter on a land, and an energy counter on anything else.)
{{0:}} Create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Sliver. Put a power counter on target permanent.
{{-7:}} You get an emblem with "Whenever a Slivdrazwalker, Eldrazi, or Sliver you control dies, untap target creature, gain 1 life, deal 1 damage to target creature, target player loses 1 life, and put a power counter on target permanent."
{{{{4}}}}


IIW: Bad guys

[mellifluoresce]

Sliver Blade
Artifact - Equipment (R)
Equipped creature has "Creatures that share a creature type with this creature get +1/+2 and can't be blocked."
Equip

IIW: Turnip's Requiem

[void_nothing]

@cadp_ why have you forsaken us

[NinjaCaterpie]

suffering from success

[Krishnath]

Performance anxiety.

[Prophylaxis]

Void Sliver 5
Creature - Eldrazi Sliver (R)
Slivers you control have protection from even converted mana cost. (Zero is even.)
3/3

IIW: Crazy kids.

[cadp_]

I was on my way home from work. I literally just got home and am judging everyone with full malice aforethought.

[cadp_]

And now, welcome to Kandawa's least favorite pastime, "bird"watching.

Hiveminds Linker 2UU
Creature - Eldrazi Sliver
All Sliver you control have Devoid.
Any effect that reference Sliver or Eldrazi Creatures effect both Sliver and Eldrazi Creature types.
2/2

IIW: White Card Advantage

The first ability is just outright worded wrong ("Slivers you control and Sliver cards you own have devoid.") and while I like the second ability and would want to use it, there has got to be a better way to template it.

Void-touched Sliver 2C
Creature - Eldrazi Sliver (rare)
Whenever a sliver creature you control deals combat damage to a player, create a 1/1 eldrazi scion creature token with "sacrifice this creature: Add c".
Slivers you control have "sacrifice this creature: Add c".
2/2

IIW: Nintendo bottom up plane.

I'm not feeling this guy being rare, and somehow I feel like Slivers should be more, um, productive than Eldrazi Scions. Even if only a little.

Mistform Ultimus 3U
Legendary Creature — Eldrazi Sliver (R)
Mistform Ultimus is every creature type (even if this card isn't on the battlefield).
3/3
It may wear your face, but its mind is its own.

IIW: A keyworded version of this ability

*starts playing the Conan O'Brian "In The Year 2000" skit theme*

This card seems oddly familiar. I think it might see print one day in the not-too-distant future.

Devastation Sliver 2CC
Creature - Eldrazi Sliver
Sliver creatures you control have Ingest and Annihilator 1.
2/2

IIW: Porgs are food, not friends.

Yeah, that's a... that's a thing, definitely. (Considering that I actually posted a cr one with just Annihilator 1 at that CMC and P/T in the DCC a couple of days ago, this has me thinking about whether Ingest would belong on the cu or cb one of that cycle.)

Awakening Hivezone From Beyond 2GG
Enchantment (R)
Devoid
At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Sliver Spawn creature token.
Slivers you control get +1/+0 and have "Sacrifice this creature: Add C."

IIW: In the name of the moon, I will punish you!

The name is reminiscent of bad '50s sci-fi movies as would be seen on MST3K. The card itself is definitely workable, though.

Hivemind Symbiote 1c
Creature — Eldrazi Sliver (R)
Other Eldrazi creatures you control are Slivers in addition to their other types.
Other Sliver creatures you control are Eldrazi in addition to their other types.
Eldrazicycling 3, Slivercycling 3
2/2

IIW: (Musical) Instrument as an artifact subtype.

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?" (Sorry, had to.)

I'm not sold on this being rare, but it's otherwise a decent one that just miiiiight be a pain to see in your opponent's deck.

The Infinite Swarm CCCCC
Legendary Creature — Sliver Eldrazi {M}
Ripple 4
Sliver spells you cast have Ripple 4.
7/7

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I thought I was being clever but The First Sliver beat me to the basic punchline here[/card]

IIW: LOVE

edit: made it uglier

This is not a thing and Coldsnap has officially been retconned out of existence. (Okay, maybe not. At least it's not taking advantage of how copying permanent spells creates tokens and giving Sliver spells storm. One second, I now have another card idea to use.)

Extinction Sliver 9
Creature - Eldrazi Sliver
Slivers you control have annihilator 1 and "Sacrifice this creature: Add C."
The thrum made an unearthly screech, and a titanic abomination appeared. Soon, the plane itself began to turn to dust under their tails.
7/7

Converter Sliver 3CC
Creature - Eldrazi Sliver
Slivers you control have ingest and are Processors in addition to their other types. The same is true for Sliver spells you control and Sliver cards you own that aren't on the battlefield.
Whenever a Processor enters the battlefield under your control, you may put a card an opponent owns from exile into that player's graveyard. If you do, create a 1/1 Eldrazi Scion creature token with "Sacrifice this creature: Add C."
3/3

Lattice Sliver 8
Creature - Eldrazi Sliver
Emerge 5CC (You may cast this spell by sacrificing a creature and paying the emerge cost reduced by that creature's converted mana cost.)
Delirium — When you cast Mutation Sliver or any other Sliver, create a 3/2 colorless Eldrazi Horror creature token.
5/4

IIW: MLD that can only be used to end the game

Of these, the only one I have a problem with is Lattice Sliver, and it's because for that to count as a Delirium ability, you'd need to include the "if you have four or more card types in your graveyard" clause. I would assume these are probably rare, uncommon, and rare respectively.

Broodhum Sliver 4G
Creature - Sliver (R)
Sliver creatures you control have "The first creature spell you cast each turn costs 1 less to cast." and "Whenever you cast a creature spell with converted mana cost 7 or greater, put two +1/+1 counters on this creature."
2/2

IIW: Santa has the flu this year and Rakdos is here to save Christmas

Wow. That's... that's some pretty serious cost reduction, even if it only applies to your first creature of the turn.

Eldritch Sliver 2C
Creature — Eldrazi Sliver (R)
Nontoken Slivers you control have: "X, Exile this and another nontoken Sliver you control: Create a X/X colorless Eldrazi Sliver creature token. It has all the abilities of the exiled cards."
3/3

IIW: A set in space.

Merging Slivers for fun and profit, mostly profit, since 2014!

Dummy Thicc Sliver
Creature - Eldrazi Sliver (R)
Slivers you control get +10/+10.
1/1

IIW: creature that can't attack or block

I was going to judge this one, but I kept getting distracted by the sound of its asscheeks clapping.

Broodspawn 3R
Creature - Eldrazi Sliver {R}
Devoid
Eldrazi creatures you control have haste.
3/3

IIW: Magic in the year 20020

Turn 2 this, turn 3 OH GOD THE DECK IS EATING THE TABLE

More seriously, yeah, this is probably really good.

Timehunter Spawn 2UC
Creature - Eldrazi Sliver (R)
Slivers you control have "Whenever a Sliver enters the battlefield under your control, detain target permanent."
2/2

IIW: Since Azorius likes detention so much, who makes up Ravnica's Breakfast Club?

I am somewhat dubious about how this one fits together; I would suspect this ability makes more sense for the non-corrupted hive(s) as a means of defense against the Eldrazified hive(s).

Pathrazer Sliver 1
Creature - Eldrazi Sliver (U)
Slivers you control can't be blocked except by three or more creatures.
A tiny abomination that evokes the same primal fear as a towering monstrosity.
1/1

IIW: a REALLY BIG punch

That's definitely a nicely done uncommon.

Sliver Queen, Swarm Mother
Legendary Creature - Eldrazi Sliver (M)
Sliver Queen, Swarm Mother is considered colorless in addition to its colors.
The first time an Eldrazi enters the battlefield under you control each turn, target player sacrifices a permanent.
or , or , and or : Create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Sliver creature token.
9/9

IIW: cards with "feces" in the name

(1) This reminds me that "colorless twobrid" may very well be an interesting mini-mechanic in its own right. (2) Ow. (3) Nice throwback.

Titanomorph Slivdrazi
Creature- Eldrazi Sliver (R)
Sliver and Eldrazi creatures you control get +12/+7 and Trample.
0/0

IIW: Enchant land or enchant artifact

This looks a tad awkward, but in EDH with an appropriate commander (say, the previous card)... ow. One-shot by commander damage.

Shredder Sliver 1BR
Creature — Eldrazi Sliver
Ingest (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player exiles the top card of their library.)
Other Slivers you control have ingest.
Whenever an Eldrazi you control ingests a card, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
2/2


IIW: Squirrellink but for another kind of token.

Thank god someone actually included the reminder text for ingest (I'd been out of the loop for a while and so was like "what the heck" with the first few cards mentioning it as I was doing the multiquote, then saw yours). Yep, this is definitely a card. I think I like it.

Hive Conformer
Creature - Eldrazi Sliver (U)
Sliver spells you cast cost .
2/3

IIW: Soup of the day

*eyes card dubiously* The rise of Slivdrazi Tron will not be today.

Twinspawn Sliver 1GC
Creature - Eldrazi Sliver (R)
Whenever you cast a Sliver permanent spell, create a token that's a copy of it except it's 1/1 and is an Eldrazi in addition to its other types.
2/2

IIW: Salad of the day

I have one, and only one, objection to this card: that ability does not like legendary Slivers at all. (I think it might also be misworded in that it should just start the second half "copy that spell" instead, but that's because the trigger is referring to the spell instead and you don't make tokens that are copies of spells, you just copy them [and since it's a permanent spell, when the copy resolves, it makes a token].)

Twisted Sliver 2C
Creature - Eldrazi Sliver (R)
Sliver cards your own have Devoid.
Sliver spells you cast cost 1.
You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast Sliver spells
[2/2]

IIW: Something almost broken.

The second and third abilities do not make sense on the same card, unless you left out part of the second ability ("...cost less.", perhaps?). Otherwise, yeah, that's okay.

One of the three ultimo Slivdrazwalkers.


Jidaowka, Slivdrazwalker RWBUG
Legendary Planeswalker- Slivdrazwalker
Jidaowka can be your commander.
Slivdrazwalkers, Eldrazi, and Slivers you control enter the battlefield with an additional 2 Power counters (counts as a +1/+1 counter on a creature, a loyalty counter on a planeswalker, a storage counter on a land, and an energy counter on anything else.)
{{0:}} Create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Sliver. Put a power counter on target permanent.
{{-7:}} You get an emblem with "Whenever a Slivdrazwalker, Eldrazi, or Sliver you control dies, untap target creature, gain 1 life, deal 1 damage to target creature, target player loses 1 life, and put a power counter on target permanent."
{{{{4}}}}


IIW: Bad guys

The beatings will now commence and will cease when morale improves.

Sliver Blade
Artifact - Equipment (R)
Equipped creature has "Creatures that share a creature type with this creature get +1/+2 and can't be blocked."
Equip

IIW: Turnip's Requiem

I can get behind a good portable Coat of Arms, as long as it's not this one.

Void Sliver 5
Creature - Eldrazi Sliver (R)
Slivers you control have protection from even converted mana cost. (Zero is even.)
3/3

IIW: Crazy kids.

For all those people who do not have playgroups which feel that Void Winnower warrants a punch in the mouth, we present your newest entertaining parity hoser.

Winner: Nobody on Kandawa, ever. Please evacuate the safety dome at your earliest convenience.

Actual winner: If it weren't for Cythare's second entry having issues, I'd give it to that, but instead it (along with Proph's entry) get HM status and I'll give the win to avatarz.

Next challenge: A set in space.

[Lorn Asbord Schutta]

Point on Axes
Instant (U)
Point on Axes deals damage to target creature equal to number of spells on stack.
Barbarians apply functions and trygonometry on daily combat-basis.

IIW: Astounding Alliteration, as much as you can contain.

[spacemonaut]

Accelerating Meteorite 3RR
Sorcery (U)
A deck can have any number of cards named Accelerating Meteorite.
Accelerating Meteorite deals X damage to any target, where X is 2 plus twice the number of cards named Accelerating Meteorite in your graveyard.
Cycling R (R, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
"Yes, we could drop them now. But they will be ever more devastating if we wait."


IIW: Squirrellink but for another kind of token.

[Cythare]

Twinspawn Sliver 1GC
Creature - Eldrazi Sliver (R)
Whenever you cast a Sliver permanent spell, create a token that's a copy of it except it's 1/1 and is an Eldrazi in addition to its other types.
2/2

IIW: Salad of the day

I have one, and only one, objection to this card: that ability does not like legendary Slivers at all. (I think it might also be misworded in that it should just start the second half "copy that spell" instead, but that's because the trigger is referring to the spell instead and you don't make tokens that are copies of spells, you just copy them [and since it's a permanent spell, when the copy resolves, it makes a token].)

I'll admit that I glossed over the legendary Slivers - I would have just made this say nonlegendary slivers. The latter part isn't actually misworded. Given that Eldrazi have cast triggers that are harder to interact with than spells, I didn't want to put the copy on the stack. I wanted the trigger to generate tiny copies of your Slivers even if your opponent had a fist full of counterspells.

Piracy Hub 1BR
Enchantment (M)
Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token.
At the beginning of your end step, if you control ten or more Treasures, you may sacrifice them. If you do, create a Starbase 6. If you already control a Starbase, add six charge counters to it instead. (It's a legendary artifact with six charge counters, "At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card" and "If you would be dealt damage while this has charge counters on it, remove that many counters instead, then sacrifice it if it has zero counters".)

IIW: Since Azorius likes detention so much, who makes up Ravnica's Breakfast Club?

[chetoos]

Emrakul's Star spawn 8
Creature - Eldrazi nightmare
Emerge 5UU
When you cast Emrakul's Star Spawn, gain control of target creature an opponent controls with CMC less than the greatest power among creatures you control.
As the gatewatch and their army traversed the night sky, each bright dot became an enemy, primed and ready to ensnare lesser minds.
5/5

Emrakul, the Silver Moon
Legendary Creature - Eldrazi
You may sacrifice an artifact as you cast Emrakul, the silver moon. If you do, Emrakul costs X less, where X is that artifact's CMC.
Protection from Instants, flying, trample
When you cast Emrakul, the silver moon, transform all front face permanents you control, and transform all back face permanents your opponents control.
At last, Emrakul's influence consumed the moon, creating a great silver titan in the sky.

IIW: Nintendo based bottom up set.

Also, the card does make scions as well, so I felt like both together was a good candidate for rare.

[Krishnath]

Space you say...

Lightsabre 4
Artifact - Equipment (M)
Equipped creature gets +3/+3 vigilance, and double strike.
Equip Jedi or Sith 3
Equip 7
"A weapon of a more civilized era."

It's probably broken as all out, but meh.


IIW: Going for the gold.

[spacemonaut]

@Krishnath You need an IIW!

[Megiddo]

Murderous Impostor 2UU
Creature - Shapeshifter {R}
You may have Murderous Impostor enter the battlefield as a copy of any creature on the battlefield.
3BB, T: Destroy target creature. Any player may pay 2. If a player does, sacrifice Murderous Impostor. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
0/0

IIW: Magic in the year 20020

[lookingupanddown]

Asteroid Field 3RRR
Enchantment
Whenever a creature or planeswalker enters the battlefield, Asteroid Field deals 2 damage to it.
Whenever a creature attacks, flip a coin. If the coin comes up tails, Asteroid Field deals 2 damage to that creature.
Federation plating guidelines seem too much for novice ship engineers until they experience their first asteroid bombardment.

IIW: MLD that can only be used to end the game