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[Megiddo]

Gobelin Weaver 1R
Creature — Goblin Spellshaper {R}
1R, T, Discard two cards: Create a red enchantment token named Goblin Oriflamme with "Attacking creatures you control get +1/+0."
1/2

IIW: LOVE

[Lorn Asbord Schutta]

Goblin Philosopher
Creature - Goblin Advisor (R)
Whenever a red enchantment enters the battlefield under your control, sacrifice it. If you do, Goblin Philosopher deals damage equal to that enchantment converted mana cost to target player.
"Young Piptuk sat on this stone month ago and sits still. He says that he is 'thinking', as if you could make a living from it. Crazy fool, I say."
-Tukut the Goblin

IIW: Astounding alliteration, as much as you can contain.

[mellifluoresce]

gobelin

[void_nothing]

"Gobelin" means tapestry so this is a triply dumb pun

[mellifluoresce]

autowin tbh

[Lorn Asbord Schutta]

Goblin Prosecutor
Creature - Goblin Advisor Berserker (R)
Flash
, reveal Goblin Prosecutor from your hand: Put a threat counter on target creature. Activate this ability only during your upkeep and only once each turn.
When Goblin Prosecutor enters the battlefield, creatures with a threat counter on them can't block this turn and must attack during this turn if able. If you cast Goblin Prosecutor during your main phase, those creatures can't activate their abilities until end of turn.
Azorius procedures, Gruul advocating.
3/4

IIW: Signpost uncommon written in C++

[NinjaCaterpie]

Log-Rocket Hopper UR
Creature - Goblin (U)
Flying, haste
Whenever Log-Rocket Hopper attacks, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, Log-Rocket Hopper deals 1 damage to itself and loses flying until end of turn.
Statute 316B - Mizzium transfer rockets are not a valid form of public transportation.
Statute 316B-2 - They are not valid private transportation either.
3/2

IIW: Acceptable crossovers

[lookingupanddown]

Goblin Archivist 3RR
Creature - Goblin Wizard
When Goblin Archivist enters the battlefield, each player discards their hand, then draws cards equal to the greatest amount of cards exiled this way.
1R, : Exile a card from your graveyard at random. Until end of turn, you may play that card.
"What do you mean you needed it? Why didn't you use it then?"
3/2

IIW: MLD that can only be used to end the game

[void_nothing]

Goblin Jeweler 2R
Creature - Goblin Artificer (U)
Flash
Whenever a player creates a Gold or Treasure token, that player sacrifices that token and loses all unspent mana. When they do, Goblin Jeweler deals 1 damage to any target (even if they didn't sacrifice a token or lose mana).
"Hmm, this look not suit you. Fire always in style though."
2/2

IIW: Your classic-invitational-card-style invitational card (i.e. probably a Constructed playable Human)

[NinjaCaterpie]

Goblin Automaticker 1RR
Creature - Goblin Artificer (R)
When Goblin Automaticker enters the battlefield, create a 3/3 Golem creature token with "This creature blocks each turn if able".
Whenever a player is attacked, that player gains control of all Golems you control until end of turn.
2/1

IIW: Angels

[Cythare]

Goblin Poll Worker 1R
Creature - Goblin Citizen (U)
Intimidate
If you would vote, skip that vote instead.
2/2

Goblin Gynecologist RG
Creature - Goblin Shaman (R)
When Goblin Gynecologist enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token.
Whenever Goblin Gynecologist deals combat damage to a player, each player populates.
2/2

IIW: Boros Zombies

[Stapler]

Goblin Judge WR
Creature - Goblin Advisor (U)
T: Choose a creature that's attacking you. Flip a coin. If it comes up heads, destroy that creature. If it comes up tails, exile that creature. Sacrifice Goblin Judge.
"What's your plea: beheaded or incinerated?"
2/2

IIW: a REALLY BIG punch

[Cythare]

Mogg Tax Collector 1R
Creature - Goblin (U)
Mogg Tax Collector can't attack or block unless you sacrifice a Treasure.
4/4

IIW: Cleric tribal

[OneAndOnly]

Goblin Masseuse -- 1RR
Creature - Goblin
: Remove a counter from target creature, tap it, then put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Feel better yet?
2/3

IIW: A book with no title.

[Flatline]

Mogg Makeup Artist 1r
Creature — Goblin (R)
Haste
1r, t: Target attacking creature you control becomes a copy of another nonlegendary attacking creature until end of turn.
"You look just like that famous actress!"
2/1

Card art: A Goblin dressed up like Marilyn Monroe.

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I actually made a custom card for this in which the art was a paint edit I made of Raging Goblin (Brain Snoddy version) with trashy makeup and Marilyn Monroe's hair. It came out perfectly awful! I can't figure out how to add an image though.

IIW: (Musical) Instrument as an artifact subtype

[Cythare]

Goblin Optometrist 1R
Creature — Goblin Cleric (U)
When Goblin Optometrist enters the battlefield, destroy target artifact.
Reveal the first card you draw each turn as you draw it.
2/2

IIW: Kaladesh cuisine

[void_nothing]

@Flatline Hit full editor and click the attachments tab.

[Togs]

Goblin Atog 1R
Creature — Goblin Atog (U)
Sacrifice an artifact: Goblin Atog gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
1/2
On Dominaria, a scavenger. On Mirrodin, a predator. On Kaladesh, a competitive eating champion.

IIW: The same challenge again

[void_nothing]

Who won this thing again and why are we doing this to them

[void_nothing]

And why is Godot making so many red cards

[wonderful]

Here we go, friends! I've got the best deals anywhere!

Grotag Insurance Salesman 2r
Creature - Goblin Advisor Rogue
1r, t: Target creature gets +2/-1, and gains "This creature attacks each combat if able. When this creature dies in combat, its controller creates 2 treasure tokens." until end of turn.
He offers a feeling of security that most adventuring parties would kill for.
2/3

IIW: Secret Lair X Nintendo

I know a buyer when I see one! That's a lot of treasure for a little goblin. I'm gonna be hoping my companions have a little trip and fall in battle.

So the plane is all broken up with space in between.... and they have to travel between the continents in magic powered spaceships. And Jace wears a really idiotic looking space-suit.

Gazzleshax, Interworld Trucker 3R
Creature- Goblin Pilot (R)
Haste, Protection from pirates.
T, Tap an untapped vehicle you control: draw 2 cards then discard a card at random.
T: Target vehicle becomes a creature and gains haste and protection from pirates until end of turn.
"Don't worry, Agness. Ol' Gazzy getcha there.
2/4


IIW: A common and a rare with the same ability.

Gotta go fast! Goblin products are built to blast. This one is zany, and I think you forgot to put Legendary

Goblin Realtor
Creature - Goblin Advisor (U)
: You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
1/1

IIW: Turnips

This stuff sells itself. This is very on point with what I'd expect us goblins to pull off. Good red 'ramp'. I can imagine a few goblin friends I could see in the realtor business.

Goblin Courtier R
Creature - Goblin Advisor (R)
Haste
Whenever Goblin Courtier deals combat damage to a player, that player becomes the monarch.
2/2

IIW: A rare Human with converted mana cost 3.

Time damage is money card draw, friend.

IIW: Doran the explorer

Hey watch it buddy

Moggo my Doggo
Creature - Goblin Teenager (U)
When Moggo my Doggo enters the battlefield, create a 3/3 red Beast creature token.
When Moggo my Doggo leaves the battlefield, for each Beast creature you control, a random opponent gains control of that creature. (This effect does not end at the end of turn.)
Moggo my Doggo Pet Service is not responsible for lost or eaten animals.
1/1

IIW: creatures that can't attack or block

Remind me to never let a goblin watch my dog.

Goblin Card Designer 2R
Creature - Goblin Wizard (R)
T: Exile the top four cards of your library. You may cast a Goblin creature card exiled this way without paying its mana cost this turn. If you do, it gains haste, and ban that card at end of turn. (Exile that card. You can't cast cards with the same name for the rest of the game.)
2/2
"We'll fix it in play design."

IIW: Return of Tibalt

Cha-ching!

Gobelin Weaver 1R
Creature — Goblin Spellshaper {R}
1R, T, Discard two cards: Create a red enchantment token named Goblin Oriflamme with "Attacking creatures you control get +1/+0."
1/2

IIW: LOVE

I love a good Goblin. I mean Gobelin. I mean uh. Can I interest you in a payment plan? I'll gladly take any two cards today for this old shiny new Oriflamme!

Goblin Philosopher
Creature - Goblin Advisor (R)
Whenever a red enchantment enters the battlefield under your control, sacrifice it. If you do, Goblin Philosopher deals damage equal to that enchantment converted mana cost to target player.
"Young Piptuk sat on this stone month ago and sits still. He says that he is 'thinking', as if you could make a living from it. Crazy fool, I say."
-Tukut the Goblin

IIW: Astounding alliteration, as much as you can contain.

Yeesh, talk my head off why don't ya?

Goblin Prosecutor
Creature - Goblin Advisor Berserker (R)
Flash
, reveal Goblin Prosecutor from your hand: Put a threat counter on target creature. Activate this ability only during your upkeep and only once each turn.
When Goblin Prosecutor enters the battlefield, creatures with a threat counter on them can't block this turn and must attack during this turn if able. If you cast Goblin Prosecutor during your main phase, those creatures can't activate their abilities until end of turn.
Azorius procedures, Gruul advocating.
3/4

IIW: Signpost uncommon written in C++

Security, enforcement, extortion... we do it all!

Log-Rocket Hopper UR
Creature - Goblin (U)
Flying, haste
Whenever Log-Rocket Hopper attacks, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, Log-Rocket Hopper deals 1 damage to itself and loses flying until end of turn.
Statute 316B - Mizzium transfer rockets are not a valid form of public transportation.
Statute 316B-2 - They are not valid private transportation either.
3/2

IIW: Acceptable crossovers

Catch you on the flipside.

Goblin Archivist 3RR
Creature - Goblin Wizard
When Goblin Archivist enters the battlefield, each player discards their hand, then draws cards equal to the greatest amount of cards exiled this way.
1R, : Exile a card from your graveyard at random. Until end of turn, you may play that card.
"What do you mean you needed it? Why didn't you use it then?"
3/2

IIW: MLD that can only be used to end the game

Is this goblin doing actual librarian work and not just eating paste all day? Strange.

Goblin Jeweler 2R
Creature - Goblin Artificer (U)
Flash
Whenever a player creates a Gold or Treasure token, that player sacrifices that token and loses all unspent mana. When they do, Goblin Jeweler deals 1 damage to any target (even if they didn't sacrifice a token or lose mana).
"Hmm, this look not suit you. Fire always in style though."
2/2

IIW: Your classic-invitational-card-style invitational card (i.e. probably a Constructed playable Human)

New shipment's comin' in soon. Ah, I'll be taking that.

Goblin Automaticker 1RR
Creature - Goblin Artificer (R)
When Goblin Automaticker enters the battlefield, create a 3/3 Golem creature token with "This creature blocks each turn if able".
Whenever a player is attacked, that player gains control of all Golems you control until end of turn.
2/1

IIW: Angels

You drive a hard bargain. But I'm going to have to say no.

Goblin Poll Worker 1R
Creature - Goblin Citizen (U)
Intimidate
If you would vote, skip that vote instead.
2/2

Goblin Gynecologist RG
Creature - Goblin Shaman (R)
When Goblin Gynecologist enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token.
Whenever Goblin Gynecologist deals combat damage to a player, each player populates.
2/2

IIW: Boros Zombies

Um. I'm not gettin' paid enough for this.

Goblin Judge WR
Creature - Goblin Advisor (U)
T: Choose a creature that's attacking you. Flip a coin. If it comes up heads, destroy that creature. If it comes up tails, exile that creature. Sacrifice Goblin Judge.
"What's your plea: beheaded or incinerated?"
2/2

IIW: a REALLY BIG punch

This gig ain't so bad. I sorta like it here.

Mogg Tax Collector 1R
Creature - Goblin (U)
Mogg Tax Collector can't attack or block unless you sacrifice a Treasure.
4/4

IIW: Cleric tribal

You got it, we want it!

Goblin Masseuse -- 1RR
Creature - Goblin
: Remove a counter from target creature, tap it, then put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Feel better yet?
2/3

IIW: A book with no title.

Ticklin' costs extra, bub!

Mogg Makeup Artist 1r
Creature — Goblin (R)
Haste
1r, t: Target attacking creature you control becomes a copy of another nonlegendary attacking creature until end of turn.
"You look just like that famous actress!"
2/1

IIW: (Musical) Instrument as an artifact subtype

Not the face! I'm not sure this is the right vocation for me.

Goblin Optometrist 1R
Creature — Goblin Cleric (U)
When Goblin Optometrist enters the battlefield, destroy target artifact.
Reveal the first card you draw each turn as you draw it.
2/2

IIW: Kaladesh cuisine

1... or 2? 1 or 2.

Goblin Atog 1R
Creature — Goblin Atog (U)
Sacrifice an artifact: Goblin Atog gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
1/2
On Dominaria, a scavenger. On Mirrodin, a predator. On Kaladesh, a competitive eating champion.

IIW: The same challenge again

Competitive eating is my favorite new job.

And the winner is....
mellifluoresce for GOBLIN REALTOR.

Honorable mention to the fancy Gobelin on the left.

Looks like I'm getting a new house, for a limited time only!
Next challenge is: TURNIPS

The pleasure was all mine.

[mellifluoresce]

ALTERNATIVE CHALLENGE: A new enchantment subtype

[Lorn Asbord Schutta]

Turnip Field
Enchantment Land - Garden (U)
(As Garden enters the battlefield, exile any number of lands you control. Return them to the battlefield when you no longer control this permament.)
Turnip field enters the battlefield tapped.
: Add or .
, Sacrifice Turnip Field: Target creature gains haste and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of land cards exiled with Turnip Field.
Sweet and spicy.

IIW: White Foxes or white Cats

[Lorn Asbord Schutta]

Fight over Turnips
Enchantment - Duel (U)
(As Duel enters the battlefield, choose target opponent with at least one creature. You and that player each choose contestant among creatures you control. Contestants have vigilance and must attack or block each combat if able. At the beginning of each end step, if dueling player controls a contestant for this Duel and the other not, that player becomes victor.)
: Target contestant gains +1/+1 until end of turn. Each dueling player may activate that ability.
When a player becomes victor, they may put a land card from their hand and create a Food token. Then sacrifice Fight over Turnips.

IIW: Seven deadly sins

[cadp_]

Nonsense Filter 2uu
Enchantment - Nomic Aura (R)
Enchant player
As Nonsense Filter enters the battlefield, choose a number. Nonsense Filter enters the battlefield with that many rule counters on it.
Enchanted player can't cast spells with converted mana cost equal to the number of rule counters on it.

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(Any time you have priority, if Nonsense Filter is enchanting you, you may pay for each rule counter on it. If you do, it's no longer an Aura and replace any reference to "enchanted player" with "each player". This is a special action.)

Blazemirror Edict rrr
Enchantment - Nomic Aura (R)
Enchant player
As Blazemirror Edict enters the battlefield, choose a number. Blazemirror Edict enters the battlefield with that many rule counters on it.
If a source would deal damage to enchanted player, it deals X damage to that player instead, where X is either three times the amount of damage or the amount of damage plus twice the number of rule counters on Blazemirror Edict, whichever is less.

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(Any time you have priority, if Blazemirror Edict is enchanting you, you may pay for each rule counter on it. If you do, it's no longer an Aura and replace any reference to "enchanted player" with "a player". This is a special action.)

IIW: Eldrazi Slivers.