New Challenge Every Day - May 16th: French Vanilla

[void_nothing]

Today's Challenge: French Vanilla

.::To Enter::.
In a single post:

• Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or fewer entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one.)

• Make a card that fits the current challenge.

• Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win.

Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points. In case of a further tie, the IIW of the earlier poster will be used.

.::Scoring::.

AntGamerG0D 30 (+1)
netn10 29 (+1)
shullz 28 (+3)
Komandon 23 (+2)
void_nothing 17 (+1)
YoTed 16 (+1)
KB52665 15 (+1)
LandellXilOcent 13
xyz1Official 9
TessaMTG 6
HexBolt0505 6
GruulAnarch 5
MTGmonkey 1
JovialJovian 1

.::Note of the Day::.

.::Yesterday's Submissions::.

Shard creature that's part of a cycle

Votes: void_nothing, KB52665

Esper Heretic WUB
Artifact Creature - Human Rogue (Uncommon)
Ward - 3, Pay 3 life
RG: Destroy target artifact. If you do, Esper Heretic gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
"I was told that the dogmatic and precise cannot be destroyed by the mindless and crude, and yet, they cannot explain this raw savagery. Pathetic."
3/3

IIW: Three colored with the other two colors as an activated ability

Votes: shullz, Komandon

Jund Summoner
Creature - Viashino Warrior (U)
: Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.
: The next creature spell you cast that is black, red, or green gains devour 2.
4/2

IIW: Green removal spells.

Votes: YoTed , AntGamerG0D

Phelddagrif Calf GWU
Creature — Phelddagrif
You may cast Phelddagrif Calf for G less if you have all opponents search their library for a basic land card and put it onto into their hand. Then they shuffle their library. Cost W less if you have all opponents gain 3 life, and U less of you have all opponents draw a card.
Phelddagrif calf has trample as long as you control the less number of land, flying as long as you have the lowest life total or tied for the lowest, and "U: Return Phelddagrif Calf to its owners hand" as long as you have the least or it tie for the least number of cards in your hand.
2/2

IIW: Affinity for *something different*

Vote: komandon, shullz



IIW: Insect Commander or Planeswalker

Votes: netn10, shullz

Eliza's Envoy 1UBR
Creature - Elemental (U)
Flying
When Eliza's Envoy enters the battlefield, if you control three or more Islands, target player draws a card. If you control three or more Swamps, up to one target creature an opponent controls gets -2/-2 and loses flying until end of turn. If you control three or more Mountains, target player creates a Treasure token and Eliza's Envoy deals 1 damage to each of their opponents.
3/2

IIW: Lands with ETB abilities

[KB52665]

Votes: netn10, LandellXill0cent

Lin Bahn-Fa of Haido 1g{u/r}
Legendary Creature — Human Monk (U)
Dash g{u/r}
Backup 1
Trample, prowess
Few could match the grace of Lady Bahn-Fa, and fewer still her fury.
2/1

IIW: OG Kamigawa

[shullz]

Votes: void_nothing, Komandon

Is it a plane? Is it a shooting star? It's Lightning Bolt as a creature!

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French Vanilla versions of existing creatures:

Elvish Dreamer
Creature — Elf Shaman (C)
Madness (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)
Cycling (, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
1/1

Pilgrim's Gaze
Artifact Creature — Thopter (C)
Flying
Madness (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)
Basic landcycling (, Discard this card: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)
1/1

IIW: A land that is part of a new dual land cycle.

[netn10]

Votes: void_nothing, LandellXil0cent

Misunderstood Oddity 4CUB
Creature - Eldrazi (Uncommon)
Bloodthirst 2
Ward 1
Prowess, trample, haste, vigilance
"It technically can exist. Still, I'm not sure what The Designer intended when they made it, if there even was any intention..."
- Telron, Department of Truth's Theorist
8/8

IIW: Gold with C in the mana cost.

[LandellXil0cent]

Votes: void_nothing, Komandon

Stormblood Shaman
Creature - Human Shaman(R)
Bloodthirst 4
Lifelink, menace
Dash
2/2

IIW: Space Vehicles

[HexBolt0505]

Votes: LandellXil0cent, Komandon



IIW: A creature that deals damage to an opponent when you discard a card.

[Komandon]

Votes: LandellXil0cent , YoTed

Hungry Fluffle 2W
Creature — Rabbit (uncommon)
Bands with other Rabbits (Any Rabbits creatures can attack in a band as long as at least one has "bands with other Rabbits." Bands are blocked as a group. If at least two Rabbits creatures you control, one of which has "bands with other Rabbits," are blocking or being blocked by the same creature, you divide that creature's combat damage, not its controller, among any of the creatures it's being blocked by or is blocking.)
"I don't want to die like this….Every man for themselves. "— Napoleon during his retreat at the battle of Bunnyloo, probably.
2/2

Yes I went there. Yes I have back pain.

IIW: mechanic on Old Fogey. Doesn't need to be the same number of qualities.

[void_nothing]

Votes: netn10, YoTed

Frostfur Yojimbo 1GWWU
Snow Creature - Yeti Samurai (R)
Flash
Lifelink, ward 3
Bushido X, where X is the number of snow permanents you control
4/3

IIW: Common instants with non-evergreen abilities