Work That Name

[OneAndOnly]

Hold Person -- XU
Instant {U}
Tap target creature. Put X stun counters on it.
If X is 3 or greater, draw a card.

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Extraordinary Kindness
Extraordinary Weakness
Extraordinary Insight

[AnotherAlias]

Extraordinary Kindness
Instant
Kicker
The next time target creature would die this turn, remove all damage counters from it and remove it from combat instead. When you do, you gain 3 life and draw a card. Then, if this spell was kicked, you gain control of that creature.

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Bend // Break
Exiled Enchantress
Deus ex Machina

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Bend 1(g/w)
Instant
Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Untap target creature you control.
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Break 3(w/b)(w/b)
Instant
Exile target creature. Each player investigates.

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Ashen Censer
Once and For All
Singing Lessons

[OneAndOnly]

Once /// For All -- W /// G
Instant /// Sorcery
{Once} Target spell or permanent can't be copied this turn.
{For All} Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature.
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Ashen Censer -- 1
1, T: Reveal the top card of target player's library. If it shares a card type with a card in that player's graveyard, that player mills 1. If you paid B to activate this ability, that player mills 3 instead.
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Singeing Lessons -- 2R
Enchantment
2: Put a burn counter on Singeing Lessons. Any player may activate this ability.
2, Sacrifice Singeing Lessons: The next time a non-red creature would deal damage this turn, it deals that much damage plus the number of burn counters on it instead. Singeing Lessons deals damage to it equal to the number of burn counters on it.
"I guess you didn't learn, huh?"
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Case of the Purloined Letter
Case of the Fur-Lined Coat
Case of the Spilt Milk

[JovialJovian]

Case of the Spilt Milk W
Enchantment - Case (U)
When this case enters the battlefield, create a tapped Food token.
To solve - You sacrificed one or more food tokens and gained 3 or more life this turn.
Solved - If you would gain life, you gain that much life plus 1 instead. Activated abilities of Foods you control cost 1 less to activate.

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Case of the Purloined Letter
Deus Ex Machina
Cattle Rustling

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Cattle Rustling WW
Enchantment
1GG, Tap a Ranger you control: Create a 2/2 white Ox creature token. Activate only as a sorcery.
Whenever one or more Oxen you control die, you may pay 1GW. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on each Ranger you control.
At the beginning of your end step, you gain life equal to the number of Oxen you control.

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Bridge from Above
Deus Ex Machina
Song // Dance

[Indighost]

Song {r/w}
Instant
Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
//FUSE//
Dance 1{u/r}
Instant
Up to two target creatures can't block this turn.

Too busying dancing to fight.
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Cheap//Cheerful
Pomp//Circumstance
Wrack with Guilt
Spite-Pyre

[Henlock]

Wrack with Guilt wb
Enchantment (u)
Whenever an opponent commits a crime, they lose two life.

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No two alike
Flock together
Alone in the graveyard

[Incredium]

Alone in the Graveyard 1b
Sorcery
Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. If there is only creature card in a graveyard, instead put that card onto the battlefield under your control.
Even in death, we are not meant to be alone.

Flock Together 2w
Sorcery
Create two 1/1 white bird creature tokens with flying. If you control no creatures, create three of those tokens instead. If you control four or more creatures, draw a card.


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Quantum Ogre
The Book of Slime
Broken Glasses

[void_nothing]

Quantum Ogre 5U
Creature - Ogre Wizard
Prowess
When Quantum Ogre enters the battlefield, if R was spent to cast it, flip a coin. If you win the flip, take an extra turn after this one.
4/3

(An uncommon extra turn effect?)

The Book of Slime 2B
Legendary Artifact
Ooze spells and spells named Slime Against Humanity you cast cost 1 less to cast.
Whenever an Ooze you control attacks, defending player loses 1 life.
1G, T: Search your library for an Ooze card or a card named Slime Against Humanity and put it into your graveyard, then shuffle. If you do, you gain 3 life.
The Book of Slime can be your commander.

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Redcap Burglar
Titania's Call
Soulstab

[Indighost]

Redcap Burglar 2r
Creature - Goblin Rogue
Whenever you commit a crime, create a treasure token. If that crime is committed against a land, create two treasure tokens instead. This ability triggers only once per turn.
2/2

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Smirking Thrindlestorp
Reflexive Strike
Serrated Whip
Rambunctious Mesastrider

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Serrated Whip 2B
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has "Whenever this creature is tapped, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature." and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player loses 2 life."
Equip—2, Pay 2 life.

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Bridge from Above
Reflexive Strike
Titania's Call

[EsperCormorant]

Bridge from Above
Enchantment
(Nonexistent mana costs can't be paid)
Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, if Bridge from Above is exiled, create a 1/1 white spirit creature token with flying.
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your opponent's control while Bridge from Above is exiled, put it in your graveyard.
Plot

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Glass Interloper
Momentary Sphinx
Seal Forest

[JovialJovian]

Seal Forest
Land Creature - Seal Forest
(T: Add G)
Islandhome
"I'm confused." -Disa, the Restless
2/2

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Momentary Sphinx
Spice of Life
One Million Needles

[Indighost]

One Million Needles 1bb
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast this spell sacrifices a desert.
Destroy all non-plant creatures.
The Cactusfolk speak of a kingly figure, the first of their kind, a thousand fold stronger than any normal kin.

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Phoenix Feather
Limit Break
Catastrophic Success
Splice of Life

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Catastrophic Success XRR
Sorcery
Flip X coins. Catastrophic Success deals damage to each creature and planeswalker equal to the number of coin flips you won. If you lost four or more flips, you may return Catastrophic Success to your hand.
Days of failed fires can only lead to one explosive result.

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Corrupt Executioner
Pomp // Circumstance
Soulstab

[EsperCormorant]

Soulstab
Enchantment (U)
Soulshift 7
Sacrifice Soulstab: target creature loses 3 life and you gain 3 life.
"At last, we brought down the kami. But then, before our eyes, Akechi's chest split as if pierced from within, and from his mortal wound our foe emerged once more."

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Shepherd Wisdom
Spirited Block
Werewolf's Bay