New Challenge Every Day - February 3rd: Video game villains

[void_nothing]

Today's Challenge:
Video game villains

.::To Enter::.
In a single post:

• Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or fewer entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one.)

• Make a card that fits the current challenge.

• Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win.

Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points. In case of a further tie, the IIW of the earlier poster will be used.

.::Scoring::.

FoilSquared 5 (+5)
JovialJovian 4 (+4)
Ink-Treader 2 (+2)
OneAndOnly 2 (+2)
netn10 2 (+2)
void_nothing 1 (+1)
Riria 0 (+0)
dyd 0 (+0)

.::Note of the Day::.

.::Yesterday's Submissions::.
Farewell

Votes: FoilSquared, netn10

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@slimytrout: congratulations again! I hope the theme "farewell" doesn't mean you're leaving the game.

Curse of the Diurnal Hawk 2u
Enchantment - Aura Curse
Enchant player
At the beginning of each upkeep, if no spells were cast last turn, transform Curse of the Diurnal Hawk.
Each creature controlled by enchanted player that has an even converted mana cost is a blue Bird with base power and toughness 1/1, loses all abilities, and gains flying.
Always together, ...
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Curse of the Nightly Wolf
Enchantment - Aura Curse
Enchant player
At the beginning of each upkeep, if a player cast two or more spells last turn, transform Curse of the Nightly Wolf.
Each creature controlled by enchanted player that has an odd converted mana cost is a green Wolf with base power and toughness 3/3, loses all abilities, and gains trample.
... eternally apart.

IIW: cuckoo

Vote: FoilSquared, OneAndOnly

Despairing Send-off 2WW
Sorcery (R)
Destroy all nonland permanents. You lose 1 life for each permanent you control put into a graveyard this way.
"I sincerely wish it didn't have to end like this, but our civilization is beyond saving."
-Lectavius, last emperor of Galgallone

IIW: Use it or lose it

Votes: FoilSquared, JovialJovian (but I would place the end quote differently).
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Not Really Going -- 2U
Instant
The next time this turn a creature would leave the battlefield, it phases out instead.
"Timmord ate all our meat, drank all our wine, and loudly interrupted the bard with his belching. I thought I had thrown him out into the street, yet five minutes later I saw him sitting by the fireplace, trying to impress my young daughter with the tale of how he had farted the Great Wolf of Buntingslane to death!"
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IIW: What if I lose?

Votes: FoilSquared, void_nothing
@OneAndOnly yes, that is a typo, I would hope we're all sharp enough to realize where it should be located.

Defenestrate WB
Instant
Untap target creature and remove it from combat. If that creature doesn't have flying, it's controller sacrifices it.
It's the quickest, and least safe way to exit.

IIW: Mineral golems

Votes: JovialJovian, Ink-Treader

We Will Meet Again W
Instant (Uncommon)
Choose two target creatures. Until end of turn, whenever one of them leaves the battlefield, the other leaves to the same zone.

IIW: W/B cast second spell

Votes: JovialJovian, Ink-Treader

Get The Fast One RRR
Sorcery (R)
Search your library for a creature card with converted mana cost 5 or less and haste and put it on the battlefield. Then shuffle your library.
Sacrifice it at beginning of the next end step.

IIW: Cheesecake

Votes: JovialJovian, FoilSquared

Consecrate the Fallen XW
Instant (R)
Put X target cards from a single graveyard on the bottom of their owner's library. For each creature card put onto the bottom of its owner's library in this way, you may tap an untapped creature you control. If you do, put two +1/+1 counters on that creature.
The righteous cause of those unjustly dead may live on forever.

IIW: The power to change things

oneandonly netn10

[dyd]

Votes: JovialJovian, Ink-Treader

It That Promises Cake ubr
Legendary Artifact Creature - Construct
Haste
Whenever a player attacks another with one or more creatures, that attacking player creates a Clue token and defending player creates a Food token.
Whenever an opponent sacrifices a permanent, they lose 3 life unless they discard a card.
"IT'S A LIE!"
- mural inscription, blood on masonry
3/3

IIW: teleportation

[Riria]

Votes: JovianJovian, void_nothing

Sephiroth Ascended 2WB
Legendary Planeswalker - Sephiroth (MR)
[+1]: Until your next turn, creatures without flying can't attack Sephiroth and creatures with flying can't attack you.
[-2]: Destroy target creature. If that creature dealt damage to Sephiroth last turn, put two loyalty counters on Sephiroth.
[-4]: You get an emblem with "Whenever a creature deals combat damage, you may have this emblem deal 1 damage to it. This damage can be neither prevented nor increased."
{4}

IIW: Book villains

[JovialJovian]

votes: OneAndOnly, Riria

Jack Baker 1BG
Legendary Creature - Human Mutant Horror
When you cast Jack Baker, note deathtouch, haste, lifelink, reach, trample, or vigilance.
Jack Baker enters the battlefield with a counter of each type you've noted with a spell named Jack Baker, and a +1/+1 counter for each of those counter types.
If Jack Baker would die or be put into exile from the battlefield, it's owner may shuffle it into their library instead.
G, T: Jack Baker fights another target creature.
"Welcome to the family, son!"
1/1

IIW: Cryptids

[Ink-Treader]

Vote: OneAndOnly, netn10

HM: dyd (That's a friend of mine's favorite movie)

Guardian Tree of Moore BGW
Legendary Creature - Plant (M)
Defender, shroud
X, T: Exile X target creature cards from a single graveyard.
At beginning of your end step, if the total converted mana cost of cards exiled with Guardian Tree of Moore is thirteen or greater, transform it.
0/5
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Exdeath, Voidbringer
(B) Legendary Creature - Demon Plant (M)
Vigilance, shroud
When this creature transforms into Exdeath, Voidbringer or deals combat damage to a player, you may return a creature card exiled with it to the battlefield under your control.
Whenever Exdeath attacks, each opponent exiles a permanent they control.
5/5

IIW: Use it or lose it

[OneAndOnly]

Votes: netn10, dyd (double points for the Ladyhawke reference)
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Concerned Mothers -- 4W
Legendary Creature - Human Parent {Un-R}
Whenever an opponent casts a spell, choose one --
Your Eyes Will Burn Out -- That player can't cast spells this turn;
You'll Lose All Your Friends -- Creatures that player controls can't attack this turn;
You'll Grow Old On That Couch -- That player can't draw cards until the next end of turn
2/5
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Next: Mono-color

[void_nothing]

Votes: dyd, JovialJovian

[netn10]

Votes: Ink-Treader, JovialJovian

Robotnic, the Metal Tyrant 4UU
Legendary Creature - Human Scientist (Mythic)
1: Gain control of target creature as long as you control Robotnic, the Metal Tyrant. That permanent is an artifact in addition to its other types.
4/4

IIW: Expand green.

[kwanyeegor-ii]

onenantonly, nentn10