New Challenge Every Day - December 18th: can't play lands

[void_nothing]

Today's Challenge: can't play lands

.::To Enter::.
In a single post:

• Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or fewer entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one.)

• Make a card that fits the current challenge.

• Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win.

Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points. In case of a further tie, the IIW of the earlier poster will be used.

.::Scoring::.

dyd 38 (+1)
Lorn Asbord Schutta 35 (+4)
netn10 33 (+2)
JovialJovian 29 (+2)
void_nothing 23 (+3)
Pygyzy 12
Venedrex 8
kwanyeegor-ii 3

.::Note of the Day::.

.::Yesterday's Submissions::.
Instant creating creature tokens

Votes: void_nothing, Lorn Asbord Schutta

Final Effort 2bb
Instant
Exile all creature cards from graveyards that were put there from the battlefield this turn. For each of them, create a tapped token that's its copy, except it's also a black Zombie and it gains decayed.
"Oh please, don't leave. The best of the party is yet to come."
—Ghoulcaller Gisa

IIW: mutate

Votes: JovialJovian, netn10

Rally of Big and Small 4WW
Instant (R)
Cast this spell only during an opponent's combat step, before blockers are declared.
Create two 1/1 white Kithkin Soldier creature tokens and a 5/5 white Giant Warrior creature token. They gain reach and lifelink until end of turn. At the beginning of the end step, exile those tokens.

IIW: Hand size matters

Votes: dyd, Lorn Asbord Schutta

Rescue Mission 2U
Instant (Uncommon)
Create two 1/1 blue Ninja creature tokens that can't be blocked.
3B, Exile Rescue Mission from your graveyard, Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put target Ninja creature card onto the battlefield from your graveyard tapped and attacking.

IIW: A new mechanic for ninjas/samurais

votes: void_nothing, lord asbord schutta

Goblin Eruption 3R
Instant (U)
Multikicker - Sacrifice a Mountain
Create X 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens, where X is 2 plus the number of times this spell was kicked.

IIW: Horses

Votes: void_nothing; JovialJovian

Impromptu Offering
Instant (C)
Create a 0/1 white Goat creature token, then sacrifice it.
Draw a card.
It's never a bad moment to appease a greater power.

IIW: X and phyrexian mana

Votes - netn10, Lorn Asbord Schutta

Advancing Goblins 2RR
Instant {R}
Create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token, then put a +1/+1 counter on each Goblin you control.
Rebound

IIW - Generally fun stuff

[JovialJovian]

votes: Lord Asbord Schutta, dyd

The Final Frontier
Legendary Land - Plains Island Swamp Mountain Forest (M)
You can't play lands.

IIW: Unnatural weather

[netn10]

Votes: MonoRedMage, Lorn Asbord Schutta

Paradoxical Bounty U
Enchantment (Rare)
You can't play lands.
Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.
"Nature always finds a way, but we must ensure it finds our way."
- Gorris, Simic Bioengineer

IIW: Mana ramp in mono white.

[dyd]

Votes: JovialJovian, void_nothing

Lich's Orchard
Land (R)
You can't play lands.
t, Exile a a card from your graveyard or a nontoken permanent you own: Add c or add one mana of each of that card's colors.

IIW: earthquake

[Pygyzy]

Dyd, lorn Asbord Schutta

Feed the Darkness bbgg
Enchantment (R)
Players can't play land cards from their hand.
Players can play land cards from their graveyard.
If a land would be put into a graveyard from the battlefield, it's exiled instead.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, each player mills 1.

Iiw: Giant Insects

[Lorn Asbord Schutta]

Votes: JovialJovian; netn10

Machhar, Land-Leech
Legendary Creature - Zombie Wizard (M)
Flash
Indestructible
You can't play lands.
Lands you control don't untap during your untap step.
Whenever opponent adds mana, add and one mana of any color.
3/3

IIW: Tribute

[Feyd_Ruin]

Votes: MonoRedMage , Lorn Asbord Schutta

Secluded Sanctuary
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Secluded Sanctuary unless you sacrifice a land.
You can't play lands.
Your life total can't change.

IIW: "You can't cast spells."

[void_nothing]

Votes: netn10, Lorn Asbord Schutta

Cult of the Barren Field 3GG
Creature - Human Druid Warlock (U)
Ward - Sacrifice a land.
When Cult of the Barren Field enters the battlefield, target player can't play lands during their next turn.
3/4

IIW: Wolf tribal