Continuing tonight's trend of actually contributing to the decklist subforum, here's my Korvold Deck. Is it original? No. Is it flavorful? Not particularly. Could a lobotomized monkey win games with it? Probably. But when you need raw power just about 15% shy of cEDH, it's there. To quote Kiefer Sutherland, "I'm not gonna kid you, Mr. President. These are dark times. The odds are against us. We need a Hail Mary pass! We need raw power! We need... monsters!"
So ironically, after going through all the trouble of posting this, I decided to retire this list this morning. I was digging through my collection and found Gyome, Master Chef and Cauldron Familiar. That interaction is just dirty as all hell. I'm going to convert this list into master chef sometime soon, it just seems more interesting than this list could ever be. C'est la vie, the curse of edhd strikes again.