Avian Symbiote 3U Creature - Bird (U) Flying When Avian Symbiote dies, you get a 🧬 flying counter. (After a creature you control enters the battlefield, you may move a single 🧬 counter from you to it. Whenever you move a 🧬 counter to a creature that had its ability, draw a card.) 2/3 IIW: primal vs...

Tides of War 3WR
Enchantment (R)
If you would start an upkeep step, you may start a combat phase instead.
At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 2/2 white Soldier creature token with vigilance for each creature you control.
Cummulative upkeep 2

IIW: flash

Magic But Hole W
Artifact (U)
T: Exile your hand and each land you control. Empty your mana pool. Draw 4 cards. You may play an additional land this turn.
"Rated Good"
IIW: 8, but no octopods

Dwarf Male Swamp Dragon 4{B}{B} Creature - Dragon (U) Flying When Dwarf Male Swamp Dragon enters the battlefield, create a 4/4 red Dragon creature token with flying. 1 , Sacrifice a nonenchantment non-Dragon permanent: Dwarf Male Swamp Dragon gets +1/+0 until end of turn. 0/1 It's like with spiders...

I will judge in 5 or 6 hours.

No need to read the novel, I'll accept any Guard, person who would merit shouting for Guards! if detected, or protrayal of that whole dynamic.

Psionic Disruptor 1UU Creature - Cephalid Wizard (U) At the beginning of combat on your turn, Psionic Disruptor meditates (put a psi counter on it, or remove any number of psi counters from it.) Whenever a counter leaves Psionic Disruptor, tap target creature an opponent controls. 2/2 IIW: Guards! ...

Chimera Ant 1G Creature - Insect (U) When Chimera Ant dies, exile it. For each non-Insect card exiled this way, you may cast it as a mutating spell for as long as it's exiled. If it's a creature card without mutate, it gains mutate with cost equal to its mana cost. Mutate 1UG 3/2 IIW: from your job

Promote the Pawns -- 2(W/B)(W/B) Sorcery Each 1/1 creature you control has base power and toughness 4/4. (This effect lasts indefinitely.) Cool build around. The only problem I see is that in a deck with many 1/1s, it could get confusing which had changed and which didn't (memory issues.) Is not th...

5-6 hours should be appropriate.

Call An Expert 3UG Sorcery (R) Search your library for a creature card with mana value 6 or less, exile it face down, then shuffle. An opponent calls Pest Control or Monster Wrangler, then reveal the card. If its mana value is 5 or greater and the opponent called Pest Control, put it in the battlef...

Wiretap Device UB
Artifact (U)
You may look at cards players scry.
T, Pay 1 life: In the order you choose, each player scries 1.

IIW: Chess

Fortunemix Cookies 1UR Enchantment (R) When Fortunemix Cookies enters the battlefield, each player creates 3 Food artifact tokens. If a player would gain life from a food ability, instead that player rolls 1d6 and gets the result. You may reroll once per food. 1 - Your life total becomes 10. 2 - Di...

Empty Bottle 2 Artifact (R) T ; If Empty Bottle has no card attached to it, exile target card you milled this turn. T : Until end of turn, you may cast a card in exile attached to Empty Bottle. If you would lose the game and a fairy card is attached to Empty Bottle, put that card in your graveyard,...

Roaming Bansee B Creature - Banshee (U) When Roaming Banshee enters the battlefield, destroy target permanent with a doom counter on it. When Roaming Bashee dies, shuffle it into your library. If you do, put a doom counter on a creature or planeswalker an opponent controls, then scry 2. 1/1 IIW: ya...

Tempt with Knowledge BR Sorcery (R) Target player creates a Food token. It gains "When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw two cards. Then choose up to two creatures you control and sacrifice each other nonland permanent you control." Crucify 2B Sorcery (C) De...

Spawnpoint Goblin R Creature - Goblin (C) Whenever Spawnpoint Goblin attacks, ladder 1. (To ladder 1, if you have less than 1 experience counter, get an experience counter. Otherwise, farm this creature.) Farm - Draw a card, then discard a card. 1/1 Hoarding Squirrel G Creature - Squirrel (U) When ...

Santa's Workshop
Snow Land - Santa's
T: Add C.
3,T: Create a 1/1 Toy Soldier artifact creature token for each elf you control. Activate this ability only once each year.

Mycordella, Fungus Jungle Legendary Land Home T : Add G or B . (You can't play a home unless you control a commander. A home can be your second commander if it shares your commander's color identity, and your deck is quirky. In a quirky deck, all cards that are creatures or planeswalkers share a co...

Scroll Shop Land (U) T : Add C . Store - T : Add one mana of any color. (Activate this ability only if this permanent has no stock counters on it, then put a stock counter on it. Any time during an opponent's turn, that player may pay [sym=2] to remove that stock and become its buyer.) Sell - The b...

Prepare for War 1W
Sorcery (U)
Choose one:
* You get five +1/+1 counters.
* You get three +1/+1 counters and a store emblem (it has: "Whenever you cast a creature spell, you may give it one of your counters.)

IIW: dynamic

Gunslinger Savant 2U Creature - Human Gunslinger (U) Whenever Gunslinger Savant attacks, you may shoot. If you hit, draw a card. (To shoot, exile a card face down from your hand. An opponent may discard a card, then draw a card. Turn the exiled card face up. You hit unless an opponent discarded a c...

Serene End WW & BB
Sorcery (U)
(You may cast this spell ignoring before or after &.)
You gain 3 life. Draw a card.
&
Destroy target creature.

Just because split cards are so ugly nowadays. (And Fuse was the best bunch.) For a D&D set perhaps.

IIW: eldritch or arcane

Congrats on 1000 posts! I was just about to define D = diamond Thing CC 💎💎 (💎 can be paid with one mana from an artifact source.) Maybe add creature (so it's like mining.) (💎 can be paid with one mana from a basic source.) Great in limited, awful in constructed. Well, like most other stuff. (💎 can b...

Wake Up, Sheeple! 4BB
Enchantment - Saga (R)
I, II, III: Reveal a conspiracy card you own from outside the game. Restart the game with that conspiracy on your command zone, except the game starts in the current game state.
IV: Create six 6/6 black Sheep Human Zombie creature tokens.