343 Guilty Spark
Legendary Artifact Creature
At the beginning of your upkeep flip a coin. On heads 343 Guilty Spark stays under control. On tails give 343 Guilty Spark to a random player that is not you.
"You Idiot. You Moron. You Dunce. You Brainless Fleshbag. Did you really think that would work? I am simply better."-343 Guilty Spark.