Serial Designation J, Utter Fraud // Resource Recovery Unit SD:
Flying, Last Strike, Haste
Whenever this creature attacks or blocks you may pay {B}{R} if you transform Serial Designation J, Utter Fraud do.
If this card is on the battlefield at the beginning of your upkeep (how?) transform it.
Yes I hate J, is it justifyed? Yes it is. Every episode she's in she gets played usually by worker drones whom she's meant to be killing and this is an "effective" drone? Please even my dog would have a higher body count if it was a dissasembly drone. And don't get me started on how she treats N. Wait what you like her. First why secondly I hope you've got your affairs in order. I won't be held responsible for what happens next.
Devoid, Menace, Fear, First Strike
Resource Recovery Unit SD: J-10X111001 gets +1/+1 for each card in each opponents graveyard.
Whenever this creature destroys another creature put a reassembly counter on Resource Recovery Unit SD: J-10X111001.
{1}{B}{R} Remove a 3 reassembly counters from Resource Recovery Unit SD: J-10X111001 and return target creature from your graveyard to the battlefield under your control.
"Much better now don't you agree."
