Haste, First Strike, Reach
Whenever Jinx attacks, choose one of the following;
Fishbones — Jinx gains Trample until end of turn. Untap her.
Monkey Traps — Each opponent creates a Monkey Trap artifact token with "At the beginning of your upkeep, Monkey Traps deals 2 damage to you and sacrifice it."
Zap — Jinx deals 4 damage to target creature.
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