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Hey you lil' piss baby, you think you're so fucking cool?

Huh? You think you're so fucking tough?

You talk a lotta big game for someone with such a small truck. Aw, look at those arms. Your arms look so fucking cute. They look like lil' cigarettes. I bet I could smoke you

I could roast you. And then you'd love it and you'd text me "I love you" and then I'd fucking ghost you

(Sky Diamond)

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