Whenever a human you control dies put a tear counter on target land, it becomes a waste in addition to its other types.

Sacrifice 2 humans: Clouse is no longer a coward and has Trample and first strike. Activate only if Clouse is a coward and only once.

Sacrifice 3 humans: Clouse is a juggunaut in addition to his other types with +X/+0 where X is the number of wastes you control and "Clouse must attack each turn if able." Activate only if Clouse is not a coward and only once.