Filtergroff
Creature - Plant Dog
As long as the top card of your graveyard is a creature card, Filtergroff is indestructible.
, Pay 1 life: Exile target card in a graveyard.
2/1

next:

Thermodynamist 3rg
Creature - Ogre Shaman
Whenever a player creates any number of tokens, choose a permanent that player controls at random and destroy it.
3/5

next: 3rrgg giggle

the big score cards feel like a taste of the next modern horizons set... pushed, replete with references to old broken cards and forgotten keywords Bristlebud Farmer - another ranger tagged Druid. preparing to write ten thousand words on the subject of druids being the most tortured creature type >:...

Penitentiary 2wu
Enchantment
Whenever an opponent commits a crime, tap up to two target permanents they control. If either of those permanents is an attacking or blocking creature, remove them from combat.

(groan at the new bad terminology i know)

Miriam's ability set and look makes me think Ranger not Druid! Druid and Shaman are really haphazard, slightly abused creature types anyway so this isn't unusual as such

sorta relieved that the mechanics in this set don't suit me cos I'm looking ahead to bloomburrow

^ swirling sandstorm <3

I do think they could simply have used existing mechanics to construct these new charms but I want to be a pedant giggle

Intense Concentration 3rg
Instant
Target attacking creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn for each card defending player has drawn this turn.
Draw a card.

Flue-mother 2rw
Creature - Dwarf Spirit (R)
Defender, flying, indestructible
Other Dwarf creatures you control gain ": Add ."
rr: Flue-mother loses defender until end of turn. Spend only mana generated by Dwarves to activate this ability.
3/1

the sort of card I wouldn't play because the title bugs me? This isn't entirely a problem with UB - there are plenty of cards in New Capenna which I'd never play and plenty of cards in 40K which I would. the name of the card is simply too incongruous for me to enjoy having it in the deck. also he's ...

Chiastic Slide 1br Enchantment Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, if it's not currently a main phase, Chiastic Slide deals 4 damage to it. [sym=2], Sacrifice Chiastic Slide: Chiastic Slide deals 4 damage to target creature. "As soon as I hear a single off-note I'm opening the rat cage...

Littoral Familiar
Creature - Homarid Drone
2u, Sacrifice a snow land: Return target creature you control to its owner's hand.
1/1

Odric, Blood-Cursed (no cost)
Legendary Creature - Vampire Soldier
Double strike
Whenever a creature dealt damage by Odric, Blood-Cursed this turn dies, create a Blood token.
Madness rwb
3/1

next: Patrol Hound

Vitamin G 1g Enchantment Whenever a creature you control attacks a planeswalker, it gets +1/+0 until end of turn. If it is a Kavu, it gets an additional +2/+0. [sym=g], Sacrifice Vitamin G: Target creature you control gains hexproof and trample until the beginning of your next turn. Astral visitors...

I'm looking to build a new deck and am in search of a leader who doesn't make me do a bunch of shuffling, distributing counters and tokens or massive amounts of tapping/untapping. i panic less if i don't have to perform a miillion little actions to make my deck work. eg if you wanted to make a deck ...

Ashpiri the Renouncer 1rgw Legendary Creature - Kor Nomad Lifelink, haste [sym=g], [sym=t]: Search your library for an Aura or Equipment card and exile it. When you do, gain 3 life and untap up to three other target creatures you control. Then shuffle. Sometimes it's liberating to empty your pocket...

i love that the ability is so wordy that he can't also have first strike/whatever really footshooty in terms of anyone wanting to play this card and actually i think they should just stop doing the Escaped Shapeshifter ability collecting concept altogether or find an elegant way to phrase it like fo...

Surrounded by Gorse 1g
Instant
Kicker xww
Attacking creatures deal no combat damage this turn. If this spell was kicked, create X white and green 1/1 Plant Wall creature tokens with defender and first strike.

Mangrove
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant forest
Enchanted land has ", : Add bg."
, Sacrifice Mangrove: Add bg.

Irises
Enchantment
Your creatures can't be goaded.
1g, Sacrifice Irises: Draw a card.

Beorn 4g Legendary Creature - Bear Shapeshifter (U) Trample Whenever Beorn attacks, scry X, where X is the number of attacking Bears you control. Then, you may sacrifice a Food token. If you do, scry X again. 5/4 (yes this is a fully resentful post about how nonsequitur those legendary lotr designs...

i have like 11 Fire Covenants, my need to build a treasure hoard of ice age cards continues
you can cast it plus Treacherous Link and pretend it's channel fireball

Ineffable Tyrant 5u Creature - Dragon Horror Flash Flying Surge uuuu When Ineffable Tyrant enters the battlefield, shuffle any number of target creatures you control into their owners' libraries. Surveil X, where X is the number of creatures that left the battlefield this turn, then draw a card. 4/...

Visage of Bolas [sym=3] Artifact [sym=t]: Add [sym=b]. 2ubr , [sym=t], Sacrifice Visage of Bolas: This turn, when target creature you control attacks and isn't blocked, you may have defending player discard their hand. If you do, it assigns no combat damage this turn. Visage of Bolas [sym=u] Sorcer...

overwhelming stampede with a massive drizz't do'urden in play is very funny! some players find overrun wins really depressing though, it can feel unearned. personally I love the stompy but it definitely makes people sad

Ibex Watchman 2r Creature - Goat Warrior (U) Unburdened -- Double strike and reach (While there are no counters on Ibex Watchman and no permanents attached to it, it has double strike and reach.) [sym=5]: Put a +1/+1 counter on Ibex Watchman. Any player may activate this ability if it is their turn...