Visage of Bolas [sym=3] Artifact [sym=t]: Add [sym=b]. 2ubr , [sym=t], Sacrifice Visage of Bolas: This turn, when target creature you control attacks and isn't blocked, you may have defending player discard their hand. If you do, it assigns no combat damage this turn. Visage of Bolas [sym=u] Sorcer...

overwhelming stampede with a massive drizz't do'urden in play is very funny! some players find overrun wins really depressing though, it can feel unearned. personally I love the stompy but it definitely makes people sad

Ibex Watchman 2r Creature - Goat Warrior (U) Unburdened -- Double strike and reach (While there are no counters on Ibex Watchman and no permanents attached to it, it has double strike and reach.) [sym=5]: Put a +1/+1 counter on Ibex Watchman. Any player may activate this ability if it is their turn...

Quagmire 1b
Sorcery
Cleave -- b, Tap an untapped creature you control with swampwalk
Destroy target creature [with mana value 3 or less].

next: Vodalian Soldiers

Era of Chaos 1rrr Enchant World - Era When Era of Chaos enters the battlefield and causes another Era permanent to leave the battlefield, gain control of up to one target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste. Players reveal the first card they draw during their draw phase...

Ivory Guardians 2ww
Creature - Avatar (U)
Vigilance
: Regenerate target Elephant. Elephants get +1/+1 until end of turn.
2/5

next: Black Carriage

Agglomeration 1rr Enchantment At the beginning of each player's first main phase, that player adds [sym=r]. Whenever a player loses unspent red mana, put that many charge counters on Agglomeration. At the end of each turn, if there are at least five charge counters on Agglomeration, exile it, then ...

Xira, Compleat [sym=2][sym=bp][sym=bp] Legendary Creature - Phyrexian Insect Flying, wither Xira, Compleat gets +1/+1 for each different creature type she has. Xira, Compleat has all creature types of creatures with -1/-1 counters on them. If Xira, Compleat has all creature types, exile her. (This ...

eh dance of many is an actual good card x3 but anyway Dance of Many [sym=2][sym=gu] Sorcery Untap all creatures you control. Until end of turn, creatures gain the activated abilities of all permanents on the battlefield. Each of those abilities without [sym=t] in its activation cost costs an additio...

god i just feel like i'm on ignore everywhere i go rofl
didn't i post that two posts back

Anaba Invocant 3r Creature - Minotaur Bard [sym=t], Tap an untapped artifact you control: Reveal the top card of your library. If it is a mountain or Minotaur card, you may put it into your hand. Then, if the artifact tapped to activate this ability was named Didgeridoo, add rrr . Play this ability...

Misery Loves Company 1b
Instant
Choose one:
-- Until end of turn, whenever target creature would lose power or toughness, it gains that much power or toughness instead.
-- Target creature gets -4/-1 until end of turn.
Entwine 1b

Inch by Inch bb Enchantment (R) Nonbasic lands you don't control enter the battlefield with a blight counter on them. xbb , Sacrifice Inch by Inch: Destroy target land with a blight counter on it. Distribute X -1/-1 counters among any number of target creatures controlled by that land's controller....

^a little fawn boy, i bet, a reference to 3/3 Elk tokens =P

im looking forward to some cute aminal people situations. kinda hoping it's more zoomed out and the plot stays in the books, don't wanna read too many quotes from recurring characters imo

Cave Doofus
Creature - Kobold Shapeshifter
Taunt -- 1rr: Cave Doofus becomes a copy of target Dragon and gains this ability. Play this ability only if Cave Doofus is attacking.
0/1

Braying Familiar
Creature - Donkey
Spells lose affinity, assist, conspire, convoke and improvise.
Its mournful, solitary howls drown out all notion of cooperation.
1/2

(I have no idea what the actual templating should be, I chose elegance instead of effective rules syntax lol)

Larceny xxrr
Sorcery (M)
Split second (Wow! No responding to this!)
Gain control of all artifacts with mana value X or less. For each permanent you gain control of this way, Larceny deals 1 damage to you.
"Great haul, eh, Big C?" - Joven

next: Arctic Foxes

Oneiromancer's Snare 1uu Enchantment Whenever any number of creatures attack you, randomly distribute that many dream counters among them. Then, each permanent with at least three dream counters on it phases out. [sym=1], Remove three dream counters from among permanents you don't control: Add [sym...

Dry Ice cs Enchantment When Dry Ice enters the battlefield, the next Saga you cast this turn costs [sym=1] less to cast and gains Read ahead. [sym=c]: Target creature gains skulk until end of turn. (It can't be blocked by creatures with greater power.) "I find all stage magic distasteful but I...

1- They want to try to have new things each set, if they tried to make each set design different each time they would end up burning through new ideas more quickly. So often they try to balance out how much they push new space with color(s) (pairs) with going with the default designs not burn throu...

Iguion
Artifact Creature - Lizard Gargoyle (U)
Iguion has vigilance as long as you control another artifact creature.
Boast -- : Put X stun counters on target permanent. Activate this ability only if Iguion is attacking.
3/5

think I'm ignoring all the spoilers that aren't about cute badger people
ubisoft is such a major source of evil in video games that I honestly resent the crossover

edit: and seeing figures from history reinforces my No Humans approach to commander choice =P

i made a stupid joke about this ages back
was not prepared for leonardo da vinci to be 3/3 though

Jazz Improv 1u
Enchantment - Saga
i: Bards you cast this turn cost less to cast.
ii-iv: Each player mills cards equal to the number of page counters on Jazz Improv.

I feel like MTG itself does not have enough game space to release this many legendary creatures and even start pretending they're anything but remixes of each other. i cannot finish reading the spoilers, per above its like endless bowls of cornflakes