Crime Pays 1BBB
Enchantment
Whenever you commit a crime, create two 1/1 black

Wall of Stars 1W
Enchantment Creature - Wall
Bestow 2W
Defender
Enchanted creature has defender.
0/5

Relic Static 1U
Enchantment
Activated abilities of artifacts cost an additional 4 to activate.
Cycling 1U
When you cycle Relic Static, counter target artifact spell unless its controller pays 1.

Force of Justice 2WWWW
Creature - Elemental
Vigilance, lifelink
At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent gains 4 life.
8/8

next: (10)U

vote: Komandon, netn10 (THAT feels like old Kamigawa weirdness!) Titania's Summons GG Sorcery (R) Search your library for a basic land card and put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. If you control eight or more lands, instead search your library for a green creature card or a land card a...

Crime Pays 1BBB
Enchantment
Whenever you commit a crime, create two

Urborg Unburial GUB
Instant (U)
Return target card in a graveyard to its owner's hand, that player loses life equal to that card's mana value.

vote: bravelion83, sagharri

Sabboth's Majordomo GWU Creature - Cephalid Advisor (R) Defender Other creatures you control have defender. If a source would deal 4 or less damage to you or to a permanent you control, prevent that damage. Whenever damage is prevented, you gain that much life. 2/4 vote: AntGamerGOD, Komandon IIW: ...

Halite Golem W
Artifact Creature - Golem (R)
You can't play lands.
4/5

vote: TessaMTG, LandellXilOcent

IIW: One line of text

vote: void_nothing, hexbolt0505

Accursed of the Chains 1B(U/R)(U/R) Creature - Avatar When Accursed of the Chains enters the battlefield, exchange control of target nontoken creature you control and target nontoken creature you don't control. Whenever a player gains control of a permanent they don't own, they lose life equal to t...

Crime Pays 1BBB
Enchantment
Whenever you commit a

Ebethian Grazer GG Creature - Sloth (R) Reach Ebethian Grazer doesn't untap during your untap step. Whenever a land is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, untap Ebethian Grazer. GGG , sacrifice a land: Search your library for a land card and put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Put ...

Demon of Heaven's Light 2W
Creature - Demon (R)
Flying, lifelink
Whenever you gain life, each opponent gains that much life.
7/7

vote: netn10, void_nothing

IIW: Demons with interesting drawbacks

Transconsciousness 3UUU Enchantment (M) You don't lose the game for having 0 or less life. When you have seven or more cards in hand, you lose the game. Whenever you play a card, draw two cards. Blue-shifted Transcendence , one of my favorite janky cards. vote: YoTed, AntGamerGod IIW: Opponent life...

Grandfather Wombat 2GG
Creature - Elder Wombat (R)
Vigilance
Ancestor - As long as Grandfather Wombat is in your graveyard, creatures you control that share a type with it get +2/+2 and have vigilance.
4/5

Crime Pays 1BBB
Enchantment
Whenever

Ebithel, Root of the Heavensea 1GUB Legendary Creature - Plant (M) Defender, reach You may cast Plant spells from your graveyard. Each other Plant you control enters the battlefield with X additional +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of Land cards in your graveyard. T : Surveil 3. 0/7 vot...

Crime Pays 1B

Intrusive Thoughts 2BBB
Sorcery (R)
Cleave BB
Look at target player's hand and choose a card from it.
That player discards [all cards other than] the chosen card.

vote: LandellWilOcent, AntGamerGod

IIW: Changing seasons

Regular Man G
Creature - Giant Halfling Citizen
When Regular Man enters, create a 1/1 white Human Citizen creature token.
1/1

Winds of Gol B
Instant
Replicate B
Exile target card from a graveyard.
Surveil 1

Next: Jem Lightfoote, Sky Explorer

Robbing the Merchant Marine UR Battle - Heist (U) (As a heist enters, choose an opponent to protect it. Whenever you commit a crime against that player, remove a defense counter from it. When the last is removed, sacrifice it.) When Robbing the Merchant Marine enters, or you commit a crime against ...

Quandry of Nonbeing 7CC
Creature - Eldrazi (M)
When you cast this spell, exile all graveyards and target permanent.
If a card would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile that card instead.
Players can't cast spells with the same name as a card in exile.
T: Exile target spell.
11/7

Revered Legion 2W Creature - Cat Soldier (R) Renown 1 (When this creature deals combat damage to a player, if it isn't renowned, put a +1/+1 counter on it and it becomes renowned.) When Revered Legion becomes renowned, populate, then proliferate. Embalm 5W (Exile this card from your graveyard: Crea...