Crime Pays 1BBB
Enchantment
Whenever you commit a crime, create two

Urborg Unburial GUB
Instant (U)
Return target card in a graveyard to its owner's hand, that player loses life equal to that card's mana value.

vote: bravelion83, sagharri

Sabboth's Majordomo GWU Creature - Cephalid Advisor (R) Defender Other creatures you control have defender. If a source would deal 4 or less damage to you or to a permanent you control, prevent that damage. Whenever damage is prevented, you gain that much life. 2/4 vote: AntGamerGOD, Komandon IIW: ...

Halite Golem W
Artifact Creature - Golem (R)
You can't play lands.
4/5

vote: TessaMTG, LandellXilOcent

IIW: One line of text

vote: void_nothing, hexbolt0505

Accursed of the Chains 1B(U/R)(U/R) Creature - Avatar When Accursed of the Chains enters the battlefield, exchange control of target nontoken creature you control and target nontoken creature you don't control. Whenever a player gains control of a permanent they don't own, they lose life equal to t...

Crime Pays 1BBB
Enchantment
Whenever you commit a

Ebethian Grazer GG Creature - Sloth (R) Reach Ebethian Grazer doesn't untap during your untap step. Whenever a land is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, untap Ebethian Grazer. GGG , sacrifice a land: Search your library for a land card and put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Put ...

Demon of Heaven's Light 2W
Creature - Demon (R)
Flying, lifelink
Whenever you gain life, each opponent gains that much life.
7/7

vote: netn10, void_nothing

IIW: Demons with interesting drawbacks

Transconsciousness 3UUU Enchantment (M) You don't lose the game for having 0 or less life. When you have seven or more cards in hand, you lose the game. Whenever you play a card, draw two cards. Blue-shifted Transcendence , one of my favorite janky cards. vote: YoTed, AntGamerGod IIW: Opponent life...

Grandfather Wombat 2GG
Creature - Elder Wombat (R)
Vigilance
Ancestor - As long as Grandfather Wombat is in your graveyard, creatures you control that share a type with it get +2/+2 and have vigilance.
4/5

Crime Pays 1BBB
Enchantment
Whenever

Ebithel, Root of the Heavensea 1GUB Legendary Creature - Plant (M) Defender, reach You may cast Plant spells from your graveyard. Each other Plant you control enters the battlefield with X additional +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of Land cards in your graveyard. T : Surveil 3. 0/7 vot...

Crime Pays 1B

Intrusive Thoughts 2BBB
Sorcery (R)
Cleave BB
Look at target player's hand and choose a card from it.
That player discards [all cards other than] the chosen card.

vote: LandellWilOcent, AntGamerGod

IIW: Changing seasons

Regular Man G
Creature - Giant Halfling Citizen
When Regular Man enters, create a 1/1 white Human Citizen creature token.
1/1

Winds of Gol B
Instant
Replicate B
Exile target card from a graveyard.
Surveil 1

Next: Jem Lightfoote, Sky Explorer

Robbing the Merchant Marine UR Battle - Heist (U) (As a heist enters, choose an opponent to protect it. Whenever you commit a crime against that player, remove a defense counter from it. When the last is removed, sacrifice it.) When Robbing the Merchant Marine enters, or you commit a crime against ...

Quandry of Nonbeing 7CC
Creature - Eldrazi (M)
When you cast this spell, exile all graveyards and target permanent.
If a card would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile that card instead.
Players can't cast spells with the same name as a card in exile.
T: Exile target spell.
11/7

Revered Legion 2W Creature - Cat Soldier (R) Renown 1 (When this creature deals combat damage to a player, if it isn't renowned, put a +1/+1 counter on it and it becomes renowned.) When Revered Legion becomes renowned, populate, then proliferate. Embalm 5W (Exile this card from your graveyard: Crea...

New Horizon
Land
T: Reveal the top card of your library. If a land card is revealed this way, add one mana of any type that land could produce, otherwise add one mana of any of that card's colors or C. Activate this ability only as an instant.

Beckon Through the Veil 2WW
Sorcery (U)
Return target creature or enchantment card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Flashback - Sacrifice a creature and an enchantment.

vote: TessaMTG, OneAndOnly

IIW: Legendary Lands

Greenbelt Cultivator 3
Artifact Land - Vehicle
Vigilance
T: Add an amount of G equal to Greenbelt Cultivator's power.
Crew 2
1/6

Offering of Gelt XGW
Sorcery
Create two times X Gelt tokens (Colorless Food Treasure artifacts with "T, sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color." and "2, T, sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")

vote: OneAndOnly, Komandon

IIW: Dangerous weather

Submission 2WW
Enchantment
Flash
All legendary creatures lose all abilities and have base power and toughness 1/1.

vote: klutzedufus, OneAndOnly

IIW: Celestial Events